AUTHOR A'S NOTES: Angie here, well glad every one has liked the story so far. Oh yeah, dada-grl is actually on fan fiction.net. Well, this story indeed is making my summer a bit more fun!
AUTHOR E'S NOTES: Just to reimind you dada-grl is logged on here, and she has some good stories she'd love for you guys to read and review. She helped me with this story so if you like this one, then you know her stories have to be good. Now, here's the next chapter...
" Can I drive? "
" No "
" Can I drive? "
" No "
" Can I drive? "
" No " [Twitches]
" Can I drive? "
" No " [TwitchesShakes]
" Can I drive? "
" No! " [TwitchesShakesCringes]
" Please, can I drive the pretty boat? "
" No!!" Jack screamed, " And it's a ship! " Jack jumped up and down in fury, " No, you can not drive my ship! No! No! No! NO!!!! " He rolled onto the floor and screamed blindly.
" Wow " Angie said, " So that's what a nervous breakdown looks like "
" I'm going to ask one more time " Elizabeth said dangerously, " Can I drive the ship? "
" No!...My ship! " Jack said while stroking the wheel.
" Alright then " Elizabeth said, " Have it your way "
She snapped her fingers, and instantly Jack is crammed inside an obviously uncomfortable parrot cage. The cage, with Jack in it, mysteriously floats in mid-air at head level next to Elizabeth.
" Polly wanna cracker? " Angie asked him.
" Get me out of here! " Jack screamed, " And I'm not a parrot! "
" I'm sorry " Angie said, " Sparrow wanna cracker? "
" You get me out of here and get off my ship! " Jack shouted.
" No...MY ship now " Elizabeth said slyly. She snapped her fingers and Jack's wardrobe disappeared, being replaced by a dirty white shirt and ripped up navy blue pants. Elizabeth snapped her fingers again and her blue jeans and green T-shirt was replaced by a full captain's outfit; a white shirt, black pants, leather boots, a red sash for a belt, with a fancy sword, a musket, along with a long blood red jacket that went past her knees, a blue bandana that held up her hair, and Jack's captain hat.
" Let me out of here you crazy wench! " Jack screamed while banging at the bars.
" Thats Captain wench to you sir " Elizabeth said, " Isn't that right, first mate Angie? "
" Yeah " Angie clapped her hands.
" But...but, I'm the captain " Jack whined.
" Not anymore " Elizabeth said, " Now you're our new slave boy "
" Oh bloody hell no! " Jack shouted.
" Oh bloody hell yes! " Elizabeth replied, " And just think, you'll be able to get out of the bird cage "
" Alright then " Jack groaned, " Just get me out of here "
Elizabeth snapped her fingers and the bird cage disappeared. Jack tried to run forward, but fell flat on his face. He looked behind and saw to his horror that his foot was shackled in chains, with a heavy iron ball on the other end.
" No!!!!!! " Jack shouted to the sky, " Curse you authors! "
" Umm... we're right next to you " Elizabeth said.
" Yeah, duh " Angie added, " God, pirate captains... oh, I'm sorry, slave boys are such idiots "
" What were your names? " Jack asked calmly.
" I'm Elizabeth, and that's Angie " Elizabeth said.
" Alright, I hate you Elizabeth and Angie " Jack replied.
" Hate is such a strong word " Angie said.
" But we like you anyway " Elizabeth finished.
" I still hate you " Jack grumbled.
" Oh talk, talk, talk " Elizabeth said, " Now go get us some cocktails "
" No way you bloody wenches " Jack said.
Elizabeth snapped her fingers, and two cocktail drinks land in Jacks hands, and by some force beyond Jacks comprehension, he finds himself being pulled towards Elizabeth and Angie.
"Thanks" The girls say as they grab the cocktails.
Both girls took a sip and instantly spit it back out. Elizabeth hacked at the nasty taste, while Angie leaned over the side of the ship and puked.
" This has alcohol in it! " Angie said, " Are you (puke) trying to (barf) kill me! "
" We're only 13! " Elizabeth screamed.
" Honestly man " Angie said, wiping her face.
" Now, go back and get us some virgin cocktails! " Elizabeth said.
" But...but.." Jack stammered, " But you're the ones who snapped it up "
" Honestly Jack " Elizabeth said, " Do you think that you... "
Suddenly Elizabeth started growing larger, and a huge thunderstorm appeared.
" Can mess with the all mighty powers of GOD!!!!! " Elizabeth shouted through the sound of thunder.
" Ooops " She said, and began shrinking back to normal size, " I mean the author "
" Dang! That was like in that movie I saw back when I was ten! I mean that was just like in the movie! Oh!!! That was soo cool!" Angie said, now feeling much better.
" Ok, ok, ok ! " Jack said, " I'll get ye your virgins, just stop talking! "
Jack then ran off below deck to get the virgin cocktails, as it was apparent that they weren't going to snap them up this time. It took him a long time, since he was chained to a cannon ball. It was a good fifteen minutes before he got to the bottom stair.
" Oo, ow, oh " Jack's voice could be heard below deck, " Quit falling on me! "
" I'm bored " Angie said, " What do we do now "
" I've got an idea " Elizabeth whispers in Angie's ear her plan.
" Oooh, I like it " Angie said.
By that time Jack Sparrow returned with the virgin cocktails. He quickly gave the girls their drinks, panting the whole time. After sniffing their drinks to make sure it wasn't poison, the two girls drank their cocktails hardily.
" Alrighty then " Elizabeth said after she finished her virgin cocktail, " I hope you've learned your lesson now, Captain Jack Sparrow "
Elizabeth snapped her fingers and Jack was back in his captain oufit and the chain and cannon ball disappeared from his leg. She snapped her fingers again and she was back in her blue jeans and T-shirt.
" Remember Capt'n, the next time the all powerful authoress asks if they can drive the boat, you'd better let them " Elizabeth said.
Both girls snapped their fingers and in an instant they disappeared into an oblivian. Jack gave a sigh of relief and started to walk away. Suddenly a white light appeared right in front of the captain. He stopped in mid-air.
" Oh no " He groaned, " Not again "
" We're back! " Angie said enthusiastically.
" Can I drive? " Elizabeth asked.
" Oh bloody hell I've already told no! " Jack said.
" Alright " Elizabeth said, " Your funeral "
She winked at Angie.
