Before I start I have a mouthload to say. First some words you might not know
Teme-bastard
Dobe-translates to dead-last
Baka-idiot
Kawaii-cute
Ryou-japanese money. I don't know the value yet so don't ask.
Chidori: sasuke's powerful but not powerful enough to beat itachi attack. Tranlates into one thousand birds. Lol that's why you hear chirping in the anime when he is charging towards the enemy with it.
Rasengan: Naruto's powerful attack only the fourth and jiraiya know it looks almost the same as sasuke's but I think its wind they tried using that to see whose stronger, getting sakura all worried, but of course kakashi stops them form tearing their heads off. Sasuke gets so jealous so easily...
Ino- of course you know the character but I just want to say ino means boar so thats why sakura is always making fun of her calling her pig etc
Ichiro- first son
Ichi- perverted so you knw why jiraiya made his book named Ichi Ichi paradise...it can also mean come come paradise or make out paradise but I personally prefer perverted pervert paradise...yup...
Oi- hey
Chan- friend
Kun- im not too certain about this one but im sure it's a high meaning than chan.
Sensei- teacher
Falling then life goes on
Naruto's point of view
I saw sakura-chan sitting down near a wall looking. "What's wrong Sakura-chan?" I ask. Sakura then lifts her head. "Naruto?..." she asks dazed. "Why are parents..so mean?" she asks.
Wow never expected that from her. She sounded like a curious 5 year old. "Well..." I started sitting next to her "I don't know! They nag at you and scream and you and make you do things you don't want!" I say making a mental note of iruka sensei while thinking.
"But" he starts again. "They really care for you. And put up with things they shouldn't" All the sudden I remembered flipping off iruka. I don't really regret that though...much. Sakura-chan looked as if she was thinking hard. "Your right naruto. Thank you." she replied.
I gave a trademark goofy smile. "No problem! Bye sakura-chan! I have to prepare for tomorrow's mission! See you tomorrow!". Sakura just smiled "Yeah you too..."
It was morning! Finally! I ran to the address Kakashi-sensei gave me! TO STOP AT THIS HUGE ASS HOUSE! I took out the key sensei also gave me and opened the door to see the inside! ITS BIGGER IN THE INSIDE! I looked at sauske who was already on the couch and of course sakura sitting beside him.
"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS HOUSE! WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE STAYING HERE FOR 2 WEEKS?" I yell. "Shut up dobe.". THERE HE GOES AGAIN! CALLING ME THAT NAME! "I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT SASUKE-TEME! AND WHY SHOULD I?"
"Baka you forgot the mission already?" Sakura asks. "N-no! Were looking after a baby! Where is he?" I ask looking around. Sasuke then got up and walked up the long marble stairs. He then came back carrying a sleeping baby. "This is Ichiro. " he said plainly. "Ichiro huh? Lets dub him Echii!" I joke. "Baka! Why dub him something so stupid. Ichiro is not a pervert! You've been looking at kakashi sensei's books too much!" Sakura scolded.
"Aw..hey Sasuke why are you holding Echii anyways? I thought you didn't like babies!" I teased. "What are you talking about dobe? I'm not fond of them but its our mission." he replied confused. "You know what teme..." I snicked and turned to face Echii "Be careful. Sasuke eats babies..." I whisper. "WHAT!" sakura screams not believing I said that about sasuke.
"That's it I'm not putting up with it today" Sasuke started while he gave sakura the baby. "Me and you dobe me and you." ALRIGHT! ACTION! "Bring it!" I reply enthusiastically. Before you knew it we were throwing each other around.
Punching and kicking and break valuable stuff. The minute we break something and move sakura goes over there with the baby still at hand trying to find a way to fix it! "RASENGAN!" "CHIDORI!" "NO! STOP!". Sasuke and me stopped in their tracks. They weren't too far away form each other. Either ways they didn't release their power.
"I said stop! Do you want to tear this place down?" sakura shrieked. Sasuke and me looked at each other, murderous glares disappeared. "Not until sasuke lets down his chirping crap" I reply. "Not until dobe lets go of that waste of chakra and time." Sasuke replied back cooly. "I don't care! Look at the house! We were asked to baby sit not bulldoze the house!"
All the sudden rasengan and chidori disappear. "I bet I can clean this house faster than you!" I scream. "Your on!" Sasuke replies before sakura could say anything they went speeding off. Sakura sighed. "Boys..." she then looked at Echii "Except for you..your cute..." she then looked at his clothes. Why was he wearing pink? No why would any parent do that. Simple they wanted a girl. How cruel.
She looked up to see the house sparkling clean better from when they got here. Of course some important things missing... "I won dobe" a voice said upstairs. "No me teme!" I said from the kitchen downstairs. "Hey guys! You know Echii is in a pink dress right?". "I noticed" sasuke said half not caring half who knows what emotion.
"Really?" I asked as he walked out of the kitchen to sakura. "Yeah you right.". "Dobe" Sasuke said walking downstairs. "Did you even look at him?" "Yes! I was looking at his face!" I say sticking out my tongue. "Lookie!" I take out something orange from my backpack. I then took Echii and took off the dress. Sasuke and sakura just watched in confusion. I put Echii inside the orange thing. "Ta-da!"
"WOW NARUTO!" sakura says surprised. "Where'd you get the kyuubi outfit?" true. Echii was in a kyuubi costume with 9 cute tails and a kyuubi head hoodie it all covered his cute and small body. I smile proudly "I made it! All last night! I told you I was gonna get prepared!" I say showing my bandaged hands. Sasuke look dead shocked! Ha! I proved him wrong!
Sakura looked outside. "Wow its already night! Well we should get echii to bed." she took echii and we all walked to his room...which was all pink and girly..poor thing. Sakura put him in the cradle. "He doesn't want to go to sleep..somebody sing to him!" "Me!" I volunteer. "Wait let me get my earmuffs" sasuke says being the bastard he is.
"Shut up teme! I can sing! I know tons of lullabies!" "Then sing!" Sakura insisted. Ok here it goes! "Campbells chicken noodle soup! Possibilities!-" "Baka! That's not a lullaby!" Sakura interrupted. "It isnt? But I heard it on tv" Sasuke looked annoyed. "Sing a real one dobe." "Fine! Um...Me and my mommy make craft macaroni and cheese!-" "Dobe/Baka!" Sasuke and sakura say at the same time.
"What? Hey! Look he's asleep!" I point out. True. Echii was asleep. "You must have bored him to sleep either that or he couldn't stand your voice and put himself to sleep" Sasuke said the possibilities. "Fuck you teme!" Sasuke scoffed and put his hands in his pocket "You wish dobe.." he mumbles while walking out. I growled. One day I'll kick his ass!
Sakura just sighed and grab my ear "Common naruto time for bed" she said while yanking and dragging me out the room. In the morning I get out of bed rubbing my eyes while walking down stairs. I can get use to this rich life. Then I smell something. Not ramen but...savory pancake. Ew! Aw man! I walk to the kitchen to see sakura feeding echii baby food and...SASUKE COOKING!
"Weren't you suppose to cook sakura chan?" I asked. "Whose a kawaii baby? Whose a kawaii baby? Huh? Oh...um I can't cook well so sasuke was nice enough to cook for us!" sakura explained cutting her small chat with Echii short. "Hmph" I cross my arms. Who says I want sasukes cooking? Besides I'd rather good across the street and buy some ramen.
"What is that hideous thing on you head dobe?" sasuke ask taking a small look at me. "Hey! Don't talk that way about my hat!" I scream! My hats facial expression was now mad. I would be too! "Hey enough you two. Lets not get another repeat of yesterday ok?" sakura explains. "Hmph" me and sasuke say at the same time.
Breakfast was awful I had to put a lot of ketchup on it to make it taste ok! Sakura said it was amazing pff. I saw her put syrup on it she can't hide! Ok maybe it was good but so what? Not as good as ramen that's for sure! Soon sakura suggest we all go to the park which doesnt seem so bad so we kinda do. While walking there we got glares. I don't know if it was for me or the kyuubi costume. Oh who cares! Im just glad sakura and sasuke don't know about kyuubi!
When we reached there we saw ino, shikamaru, and chouji! Woah! Sakura+ Ino chick fight! "What are you doing here Ino-pig?" sakura ask. "Me and MY group are training! And you forehead girl? Babysitting?" Sakura looked embarrassed and handed Echii to me. Poor thing, sakura cant just treat him like that! But I can see why she did that. CHICK FIGHT!
But I turned to chouji and shikamaru and started talking with them. Sasuke was apparently listening to what I had to say. "So your babysitting some rich people? Lucky. What I'd do to sleep on a 7,000 ryou couch all day instead of getting bossed around by Ino" Shikamaru said. "Yeah! And think of all the food in the cabinets!" Chouji added. "Yeah but you got to be careful...with sasuke that is..." that brought shikamaru, chouji AND sasukes attention. "Huh?" both chouji and shikamaru asked at the same time.
"Yeah you heard me..sasuke...eats babies..."I whisper. "DOBE!" Sasuke screams. "BAKA!" Sakura and Ino say at the same time. I was...scared..I'd tell you the rest but its censored and scarred me for life. Im surprised I don't need to go to ER...
Nothing like a small hint of sasu/naru here and there! R&R!
