Chapter Two

Wilson knew to be suspicious when House came home a hour after he did carrying a mysterious looking black bag. He knew he was planning something for the fundraiser tonight he just didn't know what. He had been acting strange all day. Especially when voluntarily did his clinic duty. Usually Cuddy had to stop short threatening him in order to get him to it. His suspicions grew when House came to his Office a half hour before he left to ask Wilson if could borrow Dr. Bear. A gift given to him by a patient. He was reluctant at first but he figured if he didn't House would just sneak in later and take him. He said a silent prayer that nothing bad would happen to him and handed him over.

"Hey," said Wilson. "What's in the bag?" he said gesturing to the bag House held in his right hand.

"Oh you know the usual. Nipple clamps, lube, handcuffs." He said taking off his jacket and setting his helmet on table by the door.

Wilson scoffed and rolled his eyes. House raised his eyebrows and smirked.

"Seriously?" said Wilson reaching for the bag but House snatched it way before he could look.

"No you idiot," said House limping towards the bedroom. "We already have all that stuff remember?

Of course he remembered. He been mortified when House had drug him to that sex shop eight months ago right after he had moved in with House, which was about ten months after they discovered their feelings for each other. Or rather House had gotten them both seriously wasted and made his feeling known in a not so subtle way. Wilson had thought of House as more than friend for years but wasn't sure how to act on them or even is House had felt the same way. That question was answered last year when he drug Wilson into a supply closet and shoved he tongue down his throat.

"So what is in the bag?" asked Wilson almost afraid to hear the answer.

"Oh you'll find out." Said House cryptically and disappeared in the bedroom and shut the door behind him.

Oh crap this wasn't good. He had to get that bag away House. Whatever was in it, and he wasn't sure he wanted to know, but he was sure would seriously embarrass them both, cost the hospital a lot of money, get them arrested or some combination of the three. He was trying to come up with a plan when House came out of the bedroom with a towel and started toward the bathroom. "I hope didn't use up all the hot water or you won't be getting any tonight." He said shutting the door behind him.

Wilson waited until he heard the shower turn on before going to search the bedroom. He looked around. House hadn't left it in plain sight so that meant he had hidden it somewhere. Wilson dropped to his knees and looked under the bed. Not there; maybe under the mattress? He lifted the mattress but there was nothing there expect a couple of dirty magazines, and empty tube lubricant and a cock ring that had misplaced last month.

Wilson went too closet next and shifted through the boxes on the floor and the shelf, he looked in between the clothes to see if had put on a hanger and shoved it between the clothes. Nothing. Damn it. Where could he have hidden it. Just then a hand came down his shoulder and he felt stubble graze against his neck and teeth biting down gently. "Find anything interesting?" said House reaching around Wilson to grab a suit and tie from the closest and accidently brushing his hand against Wilson's crotch in the process.

He groaned at the contact. "Where did you hide it House?" asked Wilson turning around to face him as house laid his clothes on the bed. "And what are you planning on doing tonight?"

"Nothing illegal." He said has started to dressed.

"House come on just tell me already. I'm going to rat you out to Cuddy." Said Wilson has he sat down to put on his shoes.

That was true thought House. Wilson hadn't told that it was him of put the rubber rats in the Nurse's locker room scaring all the student nurses.

"Fine," said House reaching under the box spring and pulling out the bag and tossing it Wilson. As Wilson shifted through the bag as House finished getting dressed.

"House," exclaimed Wilson. "You aren't seriously going to use this stuff are you?"

"Oh relax." He said. "No one is going to get hurt. At these kind of parties you have to make your own fun."

"All right," said Wilson throwing the bag back to House. "As long as nobody gets hurt."

Wilson glanced up as House was putting on his tie. "What the hell is that?" said when he saw the tie House had picked out.

"It's a tie. Cuddy said I had to wear one remember. And you made certain promises if I wore one."

"You can't wear that." Said Wilson.

"Why not?"

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"It's completely inappropriate, there a naked woman on it. I pretty sure Cuddy won't like it." Said Wilson as he walked to the dresser to find something more appropriate.

"She didn't say it couldn't have a naked women on it Cuddy didn't say that it couldn't have a naked woman on it."

"Yeah well I'm pretty sure she won't find it amusing," said Wilson. "Besides this one looks better on you." he said holding up a red tie. He reached up pulled the knot out of the naked lady tie and tossed it on the bed. "We can use that later," said Wilson.

He put the tie around Houses neck and slipped it under the collar of his dress shirt. He lightly brushed his fingertips over House's neck as tied the knot and pulled it into place. As he did this he leaned forward an nipped lightly at the skin behind his ear and bit lightly on the lobe. This caused House to exhale sharply.

"Don't start something you are planning on finishing," said House he leaned forward to grab Wilson by his belt loops and pull him forward.

"Oh I plan on finishing it," said Wilson leaning forward kissing him deeply. "Tonight," he said pulling away and walking towards the front door.

"Fucking tease," muttered House as picked up his bag and followed him out the door.

TBC