October 27th-

I have discovered two facts about my former teammates that I wish I had never learned.

The first is about Rock Lee. Despite the fact we were on the same team, we rarely to each other's residences. In fact, outside of the day he moved into his new apartment near Guy-sensei, I had never been to his place in the two years he lived there. And I wished it had stayed that way.

He likes cats.

Alot.

Besides his training posters, he has cat posters. His primary blanket is that of an adorable kitten. On his refrigerator, he had magnets of cats. His toaster was shaped like a cat's head. And that is before we get to the real cats he had

14 cats. I counted. I think I found the village's future crazy cat lady. Except it is a man.

I'm shuttering to think of Lee in a dress.

The other is about Tenten. She has been visibly distraught about my death. I understand, as we were close friends. In fact, she was my best friend. And I was her best friend. Or so I had thought. Itachi calls it stalking, and admits to stalking his brother from time to time, but I call it keeping an eye on my important people. So as I was keeping an eye on her today, I saw the moment she decided to get over my death. It was touching, honestly. I nearly cried ghost tears.

But then she pulled out two giant albums and looked through them. They were ALL pictures of me. Sleeping. Bathing. Eating.

She was obsessed with me. She was stalking me. Wait, does this mean she had a crush on me? Wow, I might be as dense as Naruto.

Itachi is laughing now. I said that all out loud, and he is laughing at the idea of me being dense.

Anyways, Tenten took all the disturbing pictures in a pile in her backyard and used a small katon jutsu she knew on them. Looks like she decided to move on from me. That's good, I guess. Until I hear her say that Kiba Inuzuka is cute. Uh-oh

Signed

The Great 'worried for Kiba' Ghost Neji Hyuga