Life in Ouran HighSchool Host Club
Me: Heeeeeyyyyy! I'm back!
Kyoya:Unfortunately
Me: *whacks him with trusty frying pan*
Kyoya: *passes out*
Twins: O_o you need to stop doing that
Me: Why, it's fun. Don't mention it again or you two are next
Twins: *backs away slowly*
Me: Anywho, I want-
Tamaki: HARUHI COME BACK AND SAVE PAPA! AWSMPUP IS TRYING TO-
Me: *whacks him with frying pan*
Tamaki: *passes out*
Me: Twins, tie him and Kyoya up to chairs and then duck tape their mouths before they wake up
Twins: Yes Mam' Miss Author!
Me: I love it when they do that. Moving on, Shout out to my first reviewers, simply-B.A, TheSwaggers, and a Guest. As a thank you for reviewing I am Proud to present you with your reward! As requested by my first reviewer, *Throws Kaoru in a sound-proof room with simply-B.A, TheSwaggers, and the Guest in it* Good Luck ;D
Hikaru: Kaoru, don't worry your big brother will help you!
Me: *points frying pan at Hikaru* Don't even think about it
Hikaru: On second thought nevermind
Me: Good Twin. Oh before I forget, if you're wondering what my characters look like or want to know their personalities and stuff like that, please read my other fanfic cause it will explain somethings to you, like the age mistake in Ch. 1 and why I haven't fixed it. So yeah... HONEY DISCLAIMER!
Honey: Awsmpup does not own Ouran HighSchool Host Club, because if she did I would be able to have all the cake I wanted without getting cavities :D
Ch.2
Uggg. Why do I have such a huge headache Wait a minute, I can hear someone. It sounds like they're calling me. "Yuneeku wake up." I don't know who said it. "Yuneeku, you need to wake up now" They said. "hn five more minutes Kana" I replied. "Yuneeku, I'm Joyu not Kana, now you need to wake up" said, who I now know, Joyu. "Why? I'm tired" I ask. "WILL YOU JUST WAKE UP" she yelled. Startled, I sat straight up. And unfortunately she was right above me. "OWWWW!" we both moaned together. "That was an unpleasant awakening" I said. Then I noticed my surroundings, we were outside by a pond or was it a lake. And after I noticed that, I noticed that the rest of my "family" was here too, at least most of us. "Where the heck are we?" I asked Kana. "I don't know though it seems familiar" she told us. "Hey where's Keki and Kekona?" I asked no one in particular. Though I probably shouldn't have said it out loud for everyone to hear. Why? Because Pura and Saisho freaked out.
"EH! KEKONA WHERE ARE YOU?! IF THIS IS A JOKE, IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Saisho was freaking out the most. You see, when we were younger, Kekona disappeared. We were all very worried and none of us knew where she had gone. Saisho was worried sick, she wouldn't eat or sleep. All she did was look for Kekona. Thankfully we found her a day later and nothing bad had happened to her. Turns out while we were preforming, she saw a kitten and decided to follow it. But she got lost trying to find us again. After that, Saisho swore to never let Kekona out of her sight. So you can see why she was so upset right now. "Keki, where are you. It's not time to play hide and seek" said Pura in her usual voice. If your wondering why she isn't that worried, it's because she knows Keki can handle herself, but i can still see from her eyes that she is worried and scared. "Here I am, Pura" said Keki, coming out of a bush with Kekona. Umm... at this moment of time I'm wondering the same this as you. WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY DOING?! "KEKONA OH I WAS SO WORRIED!" Saisho yelled, while basically choking Kekona to death with a strangle she called a hug. "can't...breathe...sis..." Kekona said, obviously having a hard time talking and breathing at the moment. "oh sorry" Saisho loosened her grip on her, but not by much. "Where were you?" Pura asked Keki. "I couldn't find Kuma-chan, so I asked Kekona to help me look for her and we found her!" replied Keki. Oh Thank Goodness! Hataro, in all his Bakaness, asked "Can we get back to the fact that we have no idea where the heck we are?" "All I remember is feeling a strong wind and passing out." I said. The others all agreed with me, so apparently no one was awake long enough to see anything else. However, this place is very familiar. Where do I know this place from. It's on the tip of my tongue. THAT'S IT!
"Guys, I know where we are" I said. "Where?" they all asked. "We're in the Ouran HighSchool Garden." I told them. "..." They just stared at me. Well, a gay baby was just born, one more person to add to the Earth's population. Right when I thought I couldn't feel anymore awkward, they all burst out laughing at me, well all but Joyu. She doesn't like to show emotion around anyone but me. Anyway, now not only am I embarrassed, I'm also pretty sure they are all ready to throw me in an insane asylum. "You're insane. *gasp* There is now way *gasp* that we are in *gasp* OHSHC. *gasp* We should *gasp* throw you *gasp* in an insane *gasp* asylum *gasp*" Hataro said, while gasping for air. Yep I was right. "Oh come one guys, it's not that crazy. I mean right before we ended up here, weird stuff were happening to us." I told them. "She is right" Joyu said, backing me up. Ok, have I mentioned how much I love my BF, she is absolutely amazing even if I'm the only one she shows emotion to, though if I'm right and we are in OHSHC, then she will most likely show her emotions to him as well. Moving on, I could see the others slowly agreeing with me and Joyu. All of a sudden, we heard a voice. "Excuse my ladies, but do you need help?"
End of Ch.2
Me: YAY! Another chapter finished!
Kyoya: MMM MM MMM MM MMMM MMMMMMMM MMMM!
Me: I'm sorry Kyoya what did you say you seem kind of muffles *smirks*
Kyoya: M MM MM MMMMM MM MMMMMMMM MMMM MMM!
Me: Oh you said you liked the chapter as well, I'm so glad
Tamaki: Why are you being so mean to Mommy? Leave Mommy alone!
Kyoya: MM MMM M MMMMMMMM MMMMM!
Me: Shut it Tamaki, I let you out, don't make me tie you up again.
Tamaki: *goes into his little corner to sulk*
Hikaru: Can you let Kaoru out now?
Me: NO! I promised them 1 full hour with Kaoru.
Hikaru: :'(
Honey: Can I have some more cake please?
Me: Sure thing, here you go *gives cake to Honey*
Honey: YAY! *starts to eat his cake*
Hikaru: Why do you treat him so nicely?
Me: Two reasons, One- HE'S SO FREAKING KAWAAAAIIIII! Two- Mori will do unspeakably horrible things to me if I don't
Hikaru: O_o
Mori: *smirks*
Me: Anyway! Please review, you can be hard since I want to improve but do it nicely. If you do review, you can sit and have a tea party with me and Honey! BYE-BYE!
