A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in like forever, I've been busy with school and SSAT's, I'm transferring to a private boarding school next year and I have loads of things to do so I barely have any time. I wanted to update though so I quickly came up with this horrible update. Next will be better, I hope, I just rushed this
See chapter one for disclaimer and stuff e.e
Levi knew he said that he loves his baby brother. He really does but he just wasn't feeling particularly loving at the moment. It was mostly due to the fact of how much of a nuisance Eren was, for months he had done nothing but scream, cry, eat and make a mess. You would have thought he would have grown out of that by now but no.
Levi couldn't count the number of days that he didn't get any sleep due to Eren's crying. And it wasn't as if Eren ever apologized or anything. All he had to do was open his big baby blue eyes and gurgle or something like that and all was forgiven. Levi was pretty sure his parents would never give him that advantage. That was why he was currently whining to his best friend (minions) Hange and Erwin in the cafeteria while they eat their lunch.
"I don't see what the problem is" Erwin says quietly. He's only speaking quietly to avoid angering Levi any further though he thinks the whole thing is silly.
"Yeah Eren is cute!" Hange adds brightly, a devilish gleam in her eye "Do you think your mum would let me test on him"
"Even if she did I wouldn't" Levi glares at the girl who just continues smiling in her completely irritating way.
"Why don't you just tell Eren to stop crying" Erwin says, twirling his pasta around his fork before eating it.
Levi gives him another glare, albeit wistful one this time as he stares down at his own lunch his mother packed him. An apple and bio-organic yoghurt. Yuck. No one would switch with him so he contents himself with stealing from other people's lunch when they aren't looking. Or getting from that Petra girl in his grade. A shy girl that never minds giving him food and looks up to him.
"Tried that. He still screams" Levi frowns.
"Then let me test on him!" Hange exclaims. "I'll find a solution in no time"
"Not in your dreams stupid glasses" Levi rolls his eyes.
Levi feels a soft tap on his shoulder and turns to see Petra standing behind him and blushing. "S-sorry Levi, I couldn't help hearing your conversations a-and I wanted to help"
Hange nudges Erwin, an insidious look on her face. Levi doesn't notice them though as he glances at her "Really, how?"
"I have a baby brother as well, his name is Armin and whenever he cries Mummy carries him and sings and he falls asleep" Petra says shyly.
"That's genius!" Hange yells loudly, standing on her chair. Everyone glances at her but then glances back down and rolls their eyes when they realise it's just Hange and her weirdness again. "All you have to do is sing to Eren"
"Sing" Levi considers it. His mum always tells him he has the voice of an Angel and Dad agrees and singing would be better than listening to Eren cry. "Fine"
"I'm going to be dragged into this aren't I?" Erwin says dismally. He was hoping to watch the latest episode of Handy Manny today.
"Yep" Hange nods happily, clasping her hands together. "We begin the plan after school at Levi's house"
"What plan?" Levi recalls not inviting them to his house or mentioning anything about a 'plan'." I'm just singing then he sleeps right?"
"Petra does Armin always sleep when your mummy asks him too?" Hange asks.
The shy girl shakes her head. "N-no, most the time she has to give him a bath then feed him then put him in his crib and if he doesn't sleep then she sings to him"
That sounded complicated to Levi but anything is worth a good night's sleep after several months. "Fine." He sighs. "We start the plan at my house this evening.
"yay!" Hange grins, throwing her arms up and reaching over to hug Levi who skilfully dodges with a scowl on his face.
"Don't do that" He glowers
Petra gives a small smile as she joins the three friends at their table.
Levi's mum and Dad are in their room doing whatever adults do when they're alone and the three friends are staring at baby from outside his crib.
Eren giggles at their expressions and holds his arms out to be picked up. "He's so cute" Hange squeals before reaching over to pick Eren up.
Levi smacks her hand away before she can get there and picks Eren up himself. "meanie" Hange whines.
Levi just rolls his eyes." He's my brother"
"So?"
Erwin wishes at that moment that he had made normal friends in school. Then he won't be in this mess.
Eren stares at Levi's face for a minute before smiling and trying to reach out to him to give him a kiss. Ever since his Mum started kissing him Eren has been obsessed with giving people kisses, especially his family. "How do we give him a wash?" Levi asks. He's never actually done it before. He's never even seen his mum doing it.
"Simple we just put him in the tub and open the taps."
"But won't he drown?" Levi considers. Eren is very small and the tub is huge so he can easily drown in the tub.
"Then I dunno" Hange states, pouting that her idea was rejected. It was a good idea too.
"Lets just skip that part and feed him" Erwin suggests, wanting to get it over with quickly.
"Fine" Levi gently drops Eren back in his crib making him cry and try unsuccessfully to crawl out to reach his big brother." Stay put Eren."
Eren just yells even more.
"why don't Erwin and I get his food why you stay with him." Levi doesn't want to let an idiot like Hange lose in his house but he sighs and lets them go consoling himself with the fat Erwin is going with her.
He picks Eren up again and instantly he stops crying and snuggles into his older brother happily. Levi can't help but think Eren is cute. Cuter than all the other babies with his soft brown curls, fair skin and big blue eyes that Mum says will change colour soon.
After what seems like forever Hange and Erwin finally come back with a can of opened baby food and a spoon in tow. "It took so long to open it" Hange pouts. Erwin just takes a seat indian style on Levi's soft canopy bed.
Levi ignores her whines and takes the food and spoon from her. Sitting Eren on the bed he says "Open wide Eren."
Eren gives him a curious glance before trying to snatch away the spoon from him. Levi shakes his head as he pulls it away, a bit annoyed. "I said open wide Eren."
"Babies can't understand English you idiot" Hange taunts him, sticking her tongue out.
"Shut up!" Levi flushes and glares.
Erwin sighs as he pulls out a book from Levi's abandoned bookcase and starts reading. It's going to be a long night.
AN: désolée mon amis I rushed that all at 2am just so I could update, I'm tired, grumpy and too annoyed to try making it any better but reviews put me in a good mood and make me want to hula dance so review and i update! Hasta la vista also Eren will be like in the next chapter
