Yay! Second Chapter. I know I said I probably wouldn't update while I was in Vancouver but I wrote most of it Yesterday so I decided to finish it on FF. Oh yeah did anyone else watch the opening for the Olympics? I watched it on my T.v ^.^ It was really weird though. My aunt and uncle were saying how it would be funny if the people who had the flame brunt some people. I started complaining about how I should be the one lighting the Olympic torch but I'd probably burn Vancouver down lol. But still they should've had an ordinary Canadian lite the torch. I'm also wondering how they got the flame to keep going and never burn out. Like seriously it was raining outside! I'm sorry but I'm a really big idiot and I asked my family but they didn't tell me . The opening was a bit boring... and confusing. Anyways I have to warn you though there's some major stupidity in this chapter. Oh yeah and I'm going to be changing the point of views in the story. Also normal point of view is my point of view. Thank you!
Disclamer: No I do not own anything If I did then let's just say the Xemnas Saix theory would be true......
Janelle's PoV
I rubbed my head, "Ow what just happened."
I looked up only to see Axel staring at me.
"Um excuse me but could you tell us where we are?" He asked.
I blink a few times and look around to see everyone else looking at Organization XIII in confusion.
"Holy shit." I heard Miggy (1) swear then I heard a loud thump.
I looked at my best friend to see her on the ground.
I stared back at Axel who extended his hand towards me.
I opened my mouth to say something but no words came out. My face went bright red. There in my best friends basement was Axel, offering to help me up.
"HOLY MOTHER SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?!!" Joanna yelled.
"I have no idea..." I replied.
My mind started to swirl around. I fall down on the ground and smile, it was a dream come true.
Joanna's PoV
Well I have to say, having organization XIII in your friends basement is really surprising. Also having your two friends fainting on you isn't really what I expected. Well from Miguela yes, Janelle no. I blinked twice to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
"Xiggy!!! Who are these people?"
I turned only to see Demyx clinging on to Xigbar.
"OMG IT'S DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!" I got up and tackled Demyx to the ground.
"AHH!!!" he screamed while falling down to the ground.
Xemnas quickly came over and grabbed me by my hood.
"ROXY!!!!!!!"
I turned my head to see Victoria tackling Roxas to the ground.(2)
"AXEL, XION HELP ME!!!!!!!" he cried.
I smirked.
Xemnas sighed and grabbed Vicky by her hood.
"Who the hell are you two?" He growled
"Joanna."
"Victoria."
"So how in the Kingdom Hearts do know who we are?"
"Well duh your from a video game." Skaha spoke up.
"What are you talking about?" Xemnas asked
Sophie grabbed the box Kingdom Hearts 2 and held it in the air, "You see you guys are from Kingdom Hearts..."
"One of the best video games ever." I interrupted
"Joanna!"
"Well I'm sorry but it's true."
"Well you just continue!" Larxene Screeched.
"Anyways you guys from this game. We were just having a normal...well as normal as a Kingdom Hearts party can get. Anyways, Joanna, Vicky, and Janelle, the girl that fainted seconded played the intro for Kingdom Hearts 365/2 at the same time. Then there was a blinding light and there you guys were."
"Wait were from a video game?" Xigbar asked
"Yes! We just told you guys." Skaha replied, "Idiots...."
Xigbar leaned close to Skaha, "You know if you weren't so cute I would've punched your pretty little face out."
Skaha's face went red as Xigbar laughed. (3)
"WOOO Skaha, do I sense a man crush." Victoria snickered.
"S-Shut Up!" Skaha stammered.
"Excuse me Mansex but could you please put us down I have to make sure that my even crazier friends are ok." I looked over to Miguela and Janelle to see Dorothy trying to wake them up.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!" He roared.
I gave him a big grin, "Mansex, we all know what goes on between you and Saix while everyone else is on a mission."
Xemnas dropped us to the ground while his face went red. I couldn't tell if it was from anger of from embarrassment.
Axel was rolling on the floor laughing with Xigbar.
I laughed a bit.
Janelle's PoV
"Ugh what happe......" My mouth dropped. I saw everyone looking at me. Joanna came behind me and smacked me behind the head.
"Ow what the fuck was that for?" I rubbed my head.
"Just making sure your alive." She gave me a huge grin.
"Ugh..." I looked over to Miggy and sighed.
I walked over to her and whispered, "Miggy Roxas and Axel are making out in your basement."
"WAIT WHAT WHERE!?!?!?!" Miggy jumped up and looked around. She pointed at me, "US ODA!!!(4) Axel and Roxas are not making out in my bas....."
She took a look around, "OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!!!!" She squealed like the fan girl she is and fainted..... Once again.
I groaned, "Let's just leave her like this for now."
"Agreed." Everyone said at once.
"Um so is she always like this?" Xaldin asked.
"She's actually a lot worse." Skaha replied.
"US ODA!!!!!!" We turned to see Miguela on top of Skaha's head trying to tear his eyes out.
"AHHHHHHH GET HER OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Skaha ran in a circle waving is hands in the air.
"Roxy!" Miggy jumped off of Skaha's head and tackled Roxas, "Wait a minute.... YOU DO SMELL LIKE VANILLA!!!!!"(5)
"Please help me..." Roxas shivered.
I never knew that Miguela was so insane. Ok well I did think she was insane but I never thought it would be straight jacket insane. Then I got an idea.
"Oh miggy..."
"HE'S MINE I TELL YOU ALL MINE!!!!!!" Miguela hissed.
"Follow my lead."I whispered, "Don't worry we won't hurt you we just want to talk."
"NEVER!!!!!" She hugged Roxas even tighter.
I grabbed a near by blanket.
"NOW!!!!" I shouted. I tackled Miguela off of Roxas and tied her in the blanket.
"SOMEONE GET THE DUCKTAPE!!!"
"WIIIIIIII!!!!!" Miguela randomly screamed.
*30 Minutes later*
Normal PoV
I rolled around the ground.
"Wiiii!!!!" I screamed, "HI MOMMY!"
Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. Ok I'll admit it, I had a few tic tacs that day. SO WHAT!?! Tic tacs are awesome. Epically the white ones. They always make me go crazy for some reason, but you can blame my mom, she bought a big pack for me at Costco.(6)
"Mommy can you get me some more tic tacs?" I asked Marluxia.
"YOU HAD TIC TACS TODAY!!!!!!!!" Janelle Screamed.
"Yes I did now if you may could you please go get me some."
Janelle slapped her forehead, "You're never going near tic tacs ever again."
"B-but..."
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!"
Then the world ended.
"Miguela I'm home!!"
My mom was home....
(1) My nickname is Miggy. Janelle came up with that nickname but sometimes it gets annoying. She doesn't call me that anymore, just miguela or Migs. I only let my friend Karin call me that.
(2) So Vicky is also a Roxas fan-girl. She says that Roxas is her's but sometimes she'll talk about how hot Riku is and stuff. So I gave her Riku in this Story. Sorry Vicky but Roxas will forever be mine.
(3) Ok let me just get you guys straight here Skaha is not gay. He's straight but I could've resist the change to have Xiggy hit on him. Here Xiggy you get a cookie for being so awesome and hitting on my friend.
(4) Us oda is Japanese for Liar but in the BbS Commercial Ven says it and in the translation it says Its a lie. I actually got it from Higurashi because you know they say Us oda so many times in the show its awesome. One day I just want to scream it at someone because it's so fun to say ^.^
(5) Hahaha well in most of the (Akuroku) fan-fics Roxas smells like Vanilla. It's weird but still really cool. I just wanted to be random and put that in here.
(6) In Costco they sell these HUGE tic tac packs. I love them sooo much, and if your wondering yes it's true whenever I have tic tacs I get drunk and go crazy ^.^
Ok so how did you like the story? I totally put a lot of crack in this chapter ^.^ I got the idea of my friends and organization XIII tying me in a blanket from my brothers! One day my mom wasn't home so my brother Demyx Yes I nicknamed my brother Demyx I did it with Alex too! Bet you can't guess what his nickname is. Anyways he got this idea, grabbed and Blanket and duck tape and tied my in a blanket! At first it was really mean but then I enjoyed in lol. Oh yeah sorry for giving you that Mean cliff hanger. I'll try and find a random word document on my computer to type the next story. In till then!
Ps: Sorry if there are any mistakes in a week Joanna will have edited my story when I get back from Vancouver and I'll update the edited Ver. I know your wondering why I just didn't wait well.. Janelle couldn't wait to see the next chapter so This (and the next few ones) will be for her!!!
