Day Two

Aang and Katara looked around.

"Where could they be? They're only two people who love each other but won't admit it!" Aang said.

Katara shrugged.

"Wait!" she cried out. "Oh, no. I think I know where they are."

"Where?"

"Muffin, Cupcake, and Doughnut."

"Aw, crap."

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Toph and Sokka were sleeping peacefully. Or, as peaceful as one gets tied to a chair. Muffin, Cupcake, and Doughnut staggered in. They had each consumed another pound of sugar.

Doughnut, the worst of them, started singing again.

"I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! DUN DA DUN! YOU SEXY THANG! DA DUM! YOU SEXY THANG!"

Doughnut seemed to have a problem with sugar and '80's songs.

And Toph and Sokka don't like to be woken up by '80's songs.

They woke up screaming and Toph "accidentally" once again crushed poor Sokka.

"Shall we go on with the list?" Muffin, the Pastry who best held her sugar, asked.

"TV! WHOOP WHOOP! TV!" Doughnut bellowed.

They shrugged and settled themselves before Doughnut's TV.

"Which eppy?" Cupcake asked.

"THE FORTUENTELLER!" Doughnut screamed.

"'Can your fortunetelling explain that?'"

"'Can your science explain why it rains?'"

"'Yes! Yes it can!'"

After they were done, Sokka was growling.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?

Doughnut shook her head. "I don't know," she said as she unwrapped a Tootsie Roll and shoved it whole into her mouth.

"Lefst thyme?" she asked with a mouth full of chocolate. She swallowed.

Muffin stared at her. "Sadly enough, I understood that. On with the list!"

"Where's my thyme?" Doughnut muttered.

Cupcake: #11 – They're both so sarcastic! They work together!

Toph: …

Sokka: - sarcastically – I never would've guessed!

Muffin: #12 - Sokka is four years older than you. It's a good age difference!

Toph: I'm twelve. He's sixteen. That's a creepy age difference.

Doughnut: #13 – Hey, I got number thirteen! WHEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, right, #13 – Every girl has a crush on a guy older than her sometime in her life!

Cupcake: Like Muffin and nosemaJ?

Muffin: Shut up!

Doughnut: Exactly!

Muffin: Like Doughnut and Johnny Depp? And Orlando Bloom?

Doughnut: That's different, they're movie stars. Anyway, according to the restraining orders, I can't kidnap them again.

Sokka: You kidnapped movie stars?

Doughnut: - proudly – Seven times!

Toph: It took them that long to get restraining orders?

Doughnut: Oh, I broke the restraining orders. Six times! But then the judge made them longer. Technically, I shouldn't even be living here!

Toph: …

Cupcake: #14 - They have the same age difference as Zuko and Katara, which we (as in Doughnut and Muffin, but not me) think is an excellent couple.

Sokka: That wacko with my sister?!? You think that a GOOD pairing? YOU'RE INSANE!

Doughnut: And?

Muffin: #15 – Sokka thought Toph was on fire in the Desert.

Toph: He was high off cactus juice!

Sokka: Yeah, and what does that have to do with anything!

Toph: Shut up! If you ask they'll explain!

Doughnut: Good idea! I'll explain! Sokka thought you were on fire because he's kept his BURNING passion for you hidden! Get it? Burning, fire? Get it? Get it? GET IT?

Sokka: … Got it?

Doughnut: #16 – Toph wanted to drink that cactus juice!

Toph: I was thirsty!

Doughnut: And you wanted to put your lips onto something Sokka did!

Toph: … That's very disturbing.

Doughnut: I know!

Cupcake: #17 – Toph almost crushed him with a rock on that huge rock in the middle of the Desert.

Toph: I really, REALLY, don't want to know how you found this stuff out.

Muffin: Deal! #18 – Toph got him out of the hole after that whole Foo Foo Cuddly Poops thing!

Toph: Hey, everytime I save your life, you never say thank you!

Sokka: Eh.

Doughnut: #19 – Sokka tried to keep Toph from leaving after that fight when you were being chased by Azula, Ty Lee, and Mae.

Sokka: Uh, well, I, LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Doughnut: - whips around

Muffin: We know there's nothing there.

Doughnut: - turns back around – You could have told me that earlier.

Cupcake: #20 – Toph wanted to join the Aang Gang. FOR SOKKA!

Sokka: You people have had WAY too much sugar!

- everyone looks at Doughnut -

Doughnut: OOOONE IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER THAT YOU EVER KNEW! DA DUN DUN! TWOOOOO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE!