A "Family" Reunion?
Shik: Last time, on You Mean It?, Phix was kidnapped and Haruhi was knocked unconscious and taken to her apartment. Upon waking up, she thinks it was a dream, and checks. When she doesn't get an answer from Phix's apartment, she brakes down, frustrated at herself for being an idiot. -whispers- Cindy, why am I doing this?
Cindy: -whispers back- Because I don't want to get my glitchy self to, and the others are... -she points to a group of arguing hosts, plus the Club Spy, the animal-lover, the revenge-seeker, the female twins, and the French lady-
S: Oh...
C: Yeah. On with this story, which I'm trying my damnedest not to give up on...
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Haruhi trudges towards Ouran Academy, a gloomy look on her face. This was the day she hated.
It had been a few months since Phix had been... kidnapped. She didn't dwell on the subject, though. But, alas, upon arriving in the abandoned music room, what happened?
Tamaki Suoh, Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin, and Mitsukuni Haninozuka all started questioning her on why she was sad and all that, at the same time trying to cheer her up.
"Just shut up already! Just ask Kyoya-sempai, why don't ya?! He knows everything!" Haruhi eventually yelled, stomping over to the farthest couch in the room from the other six hosts and sitting down. She curled up, trying to calm herself down.
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Not but around ten or so minutes later, the door to the music room opened, and after the light and rose petals and the signature "Welcome!" (with only six hosts), did it reveal a male with dark green hair, with one yellow eye and one pink eye.
"Oh, it's a guy," the twins coursed, turning away.
"Uh, I was just wondering if someone named Haruhi Fujioka was here... Maybe I was wrong?"
The voice sounded familiar to the female, who was still sitting far from everyone else. She uncurled herself, turning to look at the person standing in the doorway.
Tears started to blur her vision.
"There is, there is. But, he's currently being anti-social." Tamaki sighed, putting his hand over his heart, a forlorn look on his face.
"... That's not like the Fujiru-chan I know..." the male said, blinking.
'Phix...' Haruhi was relieved. She jumped from the couch, dashing across the room and tackling the male, who fell to the ground. "Phix!"
A happy look crossed Phix's face. "Fujiru-chan?! It really is you!" He wrapped his arms around her tightly, much like she was doing to him (minus the crying part).
"I missed you so much! What happened, where you go?!" Haruhi pulled back, eyes wide. Happy.
"That's, kinda secret right now, with other people here," Phix replied, a blush crossing his cheeks.
Tamaki blinked. Phix, Phix... Oh, he remembered now!
It was that one boy that Haruhi admitted she had a crush on!
"Oh, you people don't really know me, do you? Well, other than my name, and if Fujiru-chan talked about me to you during my... away-time." Phix gave a nervous chuckle, drying Haruhi's face off with the sleeve of his uniform and getting up, Haruhi doing the same (with the standing up part).
"Other than me and Kyoya-sempai, none of them really know about you," Haruhi said. She pointed to the Shadow king, saying, "That's Kyoya. He has information on everyone in the school, which is kind of disturbing. His best friend is, somehow, Tamaki Suoh," she pointed at the violet-eyed blonde. "He's, in short, the good kind of idiot."
"What kind of idiot is the good kind?" the twins chorused, voicing Phix's thoughts aloud. Tamaki went into his corner, sulking.
"Anyways, they're the Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. They try to trick people, and it works for the rest of them. If you listen to their voices long enough, you'll be able to tell the difference." She had pointed towards Hikaru when his name was said, the same with Kaoru.
Continuing on, she pointed at Honey and Mori, saying, "Those two are cousins. The shorter one is Mitsukuni Haninozuka, but everyone calls him Honey. The taller one is Takashi Morinozuka, and everyone calls him Mori. The only exceptions to this rule are people they allow and themselves."
"You are forgetting someone, Haruhi..." Kyoya said, writing in The Black Book of Mystery.
"Huh? Oh, right! And then there's the Club Spy-Counselor, who's name is Skai. She isn't here at the moment, but you'll be able to notice her. She's the only other girl who wears the male uniform in this school."
"I'll try to remember that. Anyways, isn't it about time for class? I had to ask a lot of people to actually get here, so... can you come with me, Fujiru-chan?"
"Of course, Phix! We have a lot of catching up to do, too. Ya know?" Haruhi and Phix left Music Room 3, chattering incessantly to one another.
"Okay, men. I have a plan. Even though we all have our own crushes on these females we met randomly, and one of us with a girlfriend," everyone glanced at Kyoya, before staring at Tamaki again, "we have to get Haruhi and Phix together! Of course, secretly. No one outside of the club can know!"
"But what does people we have crushes on and are dating have to do with that?" Hikaru and Kaoru said in sync.
"Okay, so, here's the plan: Haruhi has no interest in any of us, and she likes Phix. Remember, she said that she had a crush on him a week or two ago?"
"I'm surprised you remember that, Tamaki."
"Shut up, Mommy... Anyways, my plan is that we get them together at the end of the week. Each day, one of us will 'confess our love' to Haruhi."
"How will we do that, boss?"
"Yeah, people will always be around."
"That, is where you are wrong. The other members of the club will do something to separate Haruhi and one of us the day that they're supposed to 'confess'. So, then the person and Haruhi would be all alone. And when all of us have 'confessed'... We need to separate Phix and Haruhi from everyone else, and make it to where they're completely alone so they can tell each other how they feel!" Tamaki squealed happily.
"Wow, boss. You couldn't have came up with that idea by yourself..." Hikaru said.
"Yeah, too dense," Kaoru added.
"Of course I didn't come up with it. Don't you know? The author planned that the whole time!" Tamaki exclaimed, breaking The Fourth Wall.
A construction worker came in, waiting for The Fourth Wall breaking to be over.
"Oh yeah. That's how all of the smart things you said happened," the twins chorused.
The man (who we'll call Bob), started repairing the wall.
"So, when'll we start the plan, Tama-chan~?" Honey asked curiously.
"Well, tomorrow of course! And here's the order that we will 'confess'..." Tamaki quickly said the order, a proud grin on his face. "Okay! Everyone, are you ready to start this plan tomorrow?"
The twins and Honey were the only two who nodded, but Mori and Kyoya had also silently agreed.
"Good! Now let us all get to class." Tamaki, as well as the others, left the club room two-by-two to their classes.
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C: So, as something for you people who read these: This is the last story that I'm going to post as LoD. I'm gonna wipe my slate clean and start fresh, though leave the rest of my stories up. You people seem to enjoy them.
S: Why would they not? You're actually a great writer.
C: Shut up, bro.
