"guten Morgen" a sluring Prussian wispered

"Morning Bastardo" Answered the annoyed Italian. "How much did you drink last night?"

"I don't know, ugh I just want to sleep I feel sick."

"No shit sherlock. You're hung over as fuck bastard." Romano hooped out of bed leaveing the complaining Prussia behind to make coffee.

Checking his phone Lovino groaned. His phone flashed '3 missed calls' what the hell did Veneziano want this time? Mumbleing curses he dicided to text his fratello.

'What the fuck did you want, Feli?'

The coffee was done and Lovino brought a cup to give the idiot up stairs. Gilbert sat up as Romano entered the room.

"Want some bastard?"

"Ja, Danke"

Handing Prussia the cup Lovinos phone whent off, he checked the I.D. of course it was his stupid brother.

'Ve~ Lovi, I just wanted to know if you and big brother Prussia were going to come to the picnic tomorrow with the rest of the countries? Vee~ Because I need you to make some pizza. Ve~ but if you don't want to you don't have to. Oh, ve, I'm sorry you told me not to call you when you were over at big brother Prussias' house.'

Romano groaned at the long winded text.

"Is that Ita-chan?"

"Si, he asked if we are going to that damned picnic with the rest of the countrys. And asked If I could bring some pizza. So, we are going, right?" Lovino responded takeing a sip of his coffee.

"Ja, Hey Roma, can I help you cook? I'm feeling better now."

"Hell no you can't cook Italian, German bastard, you'd just screw it up."

"No I won't. I can cook just as good as you do."

Romano rolled his eyes "Sure you can. I don't think I've even ever seen you cook." Said turning on Prussias bedroom T.V. to Adventure Time which he could honestly admit was way better than he had expected.

"How about I cook for you tonight? I'll even make you pasta if you don't like what I make you, well I'll TRY to make pasta." Romano would never admit it out loud but Prussia was actually a very sweet boyfriend, dispite what anyone would think. The only time Romano could even remember Gilbert being a complete dick to him was when Prussia was black out drunk.

"Sure but you better not burn anything. Or I'll beat your ass."

Prussia chuckled "Sounds like a deal" he stood up looking arounded his trashed room for something clean to wear. Roano was already dressed in a red button up shirt and black skinny jeans. Prussia settled for a black v-neck t-shirt and a baggy pair of blue jeans. After getting dressed the whent down stairs to have breakfast.

After the small breakfast Romano made he anounced that they needed to buy groceries.

~Awkward page break to the store, Bitch~

Walking down one of the many isles Lovino turned around to ask Gilbert a question but to his surprise Prussia was nowhere to be seen.

"Gil? Where did that bastard go?" Lovino asked himself

"HEY! ROMA look what i found!" Prussia said laughing. He held up a pack of comdoms "So I got an awesome idea for what to do tonight" Gilbert said snickering

Romano began stuttering and blushing like crazy when he relized what his idiot of a boyfriend had in his hand "W-what the hell is wrong with you bastard? W-why would y-you think thats even ok?! Go p-put those back!" Romano said trying to keep his voice down so the children around him wouldn't here, and they wouldn't get anymore strange looks than they already were.

"oh come on you know you wanna~" Prussia teased before kissing Lovino on his nose.

"GO PUT THEM BACK!" Romano wispered slapping the Prussian on the back of the head.

"Kesesesesesese~ Nope~"

"I-i...ugh" Lovino walked away trying to look like he wasn't with the potato bastard.

"Kesesese Ich liebe dich." Gilbert said before kissing the Italian on the head and throwing the condoms in the cart.

"Cazzo di." Romano answered pushing Gilberts face away.

...

"You're paying for those, Bastard" Romano said low enough for only Prussia to hear and fine the threat in his voice.

"Ok, Roma." Said Prussia taking the package out of their cart.

Romano could already see the casher staring strangely at them.

"Ist das alles, Sir?" The casher asked

"Si, Bella" Lovino replied. The pretty German girl started to blush and giggle when he cracked a smirk and blinked at her. "Danke."

~What what~

They got the groceries inside just in time. Because about five minutes later it started to storm. Gilbert turned on the weather channel.

"Kesesese It seems the picnic will be ruined. Thats totally awesome!"

"Why would that be 'awesome'? The picnic will be canceled." Romano said putting the groceries away in the correct places. Before checking his phone flashing Italys name across the screen.

'Ve, The picnic will be canceled'

NO SHIT. Instead of being canceled why didn't he just rescheduel it most of the contries are already in Germany? Romano thought.

"It's awesome because that means that this I have the awesome you alone all day with nothing to do," Prussia amitted huging Lovino from behind before kissing him loveingly, "and thats totally awesome."


Note: The chapters will be getting longer because now I have more time to write each chapter.

Update: My computer is broken so i'll have to wright the next few chapters on my sisters computer. So yeah this is awkward I'll try and post the 3rd one today... Dexter out.