So, I've decided to carry on with these drabbles, as I've had an idea (please, don't run away screaming, hear me out!)

The idea came to me after my friend Gina gave me one random word to work on for a drabble (Deadly Fruit), and I thought that I could write a series of drabbles based on random words that people give me!

So, if you have a random word, a favourite word, whatever (preferably not rude) send it to me in a review, and I'll try to write a drabble from it! I'm up for a challenge, and quite looking forward to writing some random drabbles, so send me the most random words you can so we can all have a laugh!

I've chosen the word for this second drabble – monkey. I hope you like it! It would be great it you told me what you think! (You can give me a word, opinion, or both! There is really no excuse for not reviewing now! Muhahahaa ;) )

Anyway, enjoy!

Monkey Business

Arthur, was in a bad mood. He was in a bad mood because he was feeling jealous. He was feeling jealous of Gwen, and a monkey.

Yes, a monkey.

It all started off when a man from far off lands arrived at Camelot, selling all sorts of luxurious goods, including spices, silk, and even animals. When the man left, he left a monkey (Arthur believes on purpose). The monkey then found its way to the castle, and somehow managed to find Gwen. Gwen immediately fell in love with the adorable, fury creature that had suddenly appeared on the windowsill one day. She loved the way it climbed on her shoulders and played with her hair. She decided to show her new friend to Arthur.

Arthur was not impressed.

He did not like this monkey, especially when it bit him on the nose and pooped in his shoes (Merlin found this hilarious until he was told that he would have to clean up the shoes.) Arthur therefore told Gwen to get rid of the monkey (which had been named Arty, to further Arthur's annoyance.)

Gwen refused.

This was how Arthur found himself alone in his chamber, coming to the slow realisation that the love of his life may have just replaced him with a monkey.

Oh well, it could be worse, it could have been a Knight…