And we're back! With chapter two of the "Adventures of Dead Girl!"

"It's called 'You'll be Mine...Just You Wait and See." Hotaru shook her head at the narrator's antics.

Tomato, tomahto, Marcus...it's all just an opinion thing...Moving on! So where were we at again?

She grinned widely. "We were just coming up to the best part! A hundred more years into the future, when I finally began looking more mature."

Alright, onto whatever part Hotaru is talking about!


"Mayuri-sama would like to see you, Taru-chan." Nemu walked up to the sleeping young woman and shook her gently. "Taru-chan?"

Twitching slightly at the uncomfortable movement, the young red head attempted to go back to sleep. "Mmm...Kisuke-kun..." She mumbled in her sleeping state. The pleasant dream Hotaru was having about her former captain was too good to leave.

After a few more attempts to awaken the voluptuous shinigami, Nemu decided to resort to the fool-proof method. Carefully raising her leg, she kicked the rolling chair the other girl was sleeping in and sent her flying into the wall. "Are you alright, Taru-chan?"

Pulling herself out of the wall, she looked at her Vice Captain. "You know, you wouldn't need to worry about that if you didn't wake me up that way EVERY FREAKING DAY!!" A small smile and a giggle broke Nemu's usually emotionless expression. The lower ranked shinigami grinned also. "I'm fine, but what do you need? Is it another storage closet that needs to be cleaned? `Cause if I recall correctly, that's work for the fourth division."

"No," the Vice Captain shook her head, "Mayuri-sama has some sort of special assignment for you. He didn't share with me the details of this particular mission, so I'm afraid I can't inform you any further."

Yawning lightly and stretching, Hotaru waved her hand dismissively at her vice captain. "Ah, it's fine. Thanks for coming to get me, I'll go see Mayuri-taichō now." Flash stepping away, she was in front of the captain's office in a matter of seconds. Knocking softly on the door she called, "Mayuri-taichō! You wanted to see me?"

The sound of loud crashing and cursing wasn't exactly the response expected, but soon enough the unseated female heard what she had been expecting all along. "Damned girl! Get in here!" Careful to avoid a beaker that had been thrown in her direction she looked at her disheveled captain. "Akimori, strange things have been going on in a place called Karakura Town, and Yamamoto-soutaichō wants one of the members of our squad to evaluate what's truly going on. Everyone else is doing real work, so I'm leaving this in your hands. Now get out of my sight!"

The excitement of getting to go to Earth was almost overwhelming, but the sly shinigami kept a cool exterior. "Yes, Mayuri-taichō. Thank you, Mayuri-taichō." Quickly leaving her captains office, the young girl made her way to pack for her upcoming escap--er...visit, to Earth.


And now, to the good part! The romance stirs!

"Yeah, but we'll finally be up to speed on what's happened so far, so there won't be any need of a narrator." Hotaru stated.

Eh, if it were that easy to get rid of me a lot of people would have been spared a lot of humiliation...

"O...kay....Back to the real story! Er, my life...erm...uh, you know what? I'm just going to stop listening to the voice in my head.


Brought out of her quick review of several important dates leading up to this particular moment in her life, Hotaru looked back up at the shop. "His reiatsu's here, his personality would fit this area, but most importantly...it's kinda hard to miss the big sign reading: Urahara Shouten." A large sweat drop appeared on the back of her head as she stared at the sign. "Yes, because that's not obvious at all..."

Suddenly the young woman felt a presence looming behind her. "A shinigami sneaking around this shop? I wonder what for..."

"Aw, damn!" She muttered.


Tessai walked into the room carrying a young, well endowed, female shinigami...by her feet... "Ne, I swear I won't bite you again if you stop carrying me upside-down..." The girl whined up at her captor, wriggling slightly in her uncomfortable position.

"Urahara, I found this girl skulking around outside of the shop." The large man said, holding his hostage just a little bit higher. Despite what the girl had been promising she pulled herself up and latched onto his arm with her teeth. He simply grabbed her collar with his other hand, and pulled the frustratingly stubborn girl off of his slobber covered arm.

The familiar click-clack of a certain green and white hatted man came out of the back of his shop. "Well, if it isn't little Taru-chan!" Urahara Kisuke stopped in his tracks when he realized that the once childish girl that was his former third seat was no longer in any way childish, well, except perhaps in her attitude. "Hmm...looks like Taru-chan is no longer so little."

Her face lit up upon seeing her former captain. "Kisuke-kun!"

Seemingly pulling a fan out of nowhere he began to fan himself while directing his large shop keep, "Ah, Tessai, if you would please let down our guest. And also if you would, make us some tea."

Nodding curtly, the aproned man set down the young shinigami before going off to make some tea. In a matter of seconds Hotaru had already crossed the room and literally jumped on her former captain. "Wah! Kisuke-kun, I missed you so much!! Mayuri-taichō is so cruel! And he removed me from my position, now I don't even have a seat! He assumed because of my age that I was inadequate to fill the position of third seat! Things were so much better when you were there!!" She continued incoherently babbling on about how bad things were now.

Gently hugging the girl back he could barely stay focused on what she was saying, the feeling of her large breasts pressed tightly against him was quite distracting. "It's alright, calm down, Taru-chan. You can tell me about things over tea." But his mind was stuck thinking, "This is going to be one awkward day..."


"Sounds like things aren't that great in Soul Society." Kisuke said, taking a small sip from his tea while he used his hat to hide the fact he was staring at Hotaru's chest. "But look at you. You've grown up quite well."

Leaning forward slightly to rest her bosom on the table, the young woman heaved a sigh. "But things probably would have been so much easier if you had been there...So many times I had to recall what you said to me before you left. Do you remember?"

Fanning himself lightly, he lowered his gaze to his tea. "Well, it's been quite a few years, and my memory's a little fuzzy..." The truth was he remembered. He remembered so very clearly. In fact, he often found himself thinking about what he had said, and just Hotaru in general, more often than not.

"Oh..." The disappointment in her voice was painful to Kisuke. "Well, you told me things would be alright. And to stay strong for you. And to keep watch over the division, and respect the new captain." Her own gaze dropped to her hands before she softly added, "You also said that no matter what, I'd always be welcome wherever you were..."

"Does 'no matter what' cover the fact that I really wanna sleep with you?" Kisuke thought to himself.

Her usual positive smile returned and she leaned all the way across the table and grabbed his hat. "You know I really like you more without this hat." Still leaning across the table, so her breasts practically fell out of her top, (which Kisuke most definitely took notice of), she put the hat on her own head. "Ne, how does it look on me, Kisuke-kun?"

Sexy. "Cute." He grinned, using all of his will force not to stare at her chest. He closed his eyes and smiled, reaching across the table to take his hat back. "But that's still mine, thank you."

Pouting slightly, she whined, "Aw, no fair!"

That's when they both heard another presence make itself known. "Hm, Kisuke, who is your new guest?"

"Who said that?" Hotaru asked, looking around the room for another man, but all she could see was a small black cat.

"I'm right here." Transforming into her true form which was, not surprisingly, naked, Yoruichi stood in the middle of the room Hotaru and Kisuke were having tea in. "Kisuke, who's the woman?"

Before Kisuke could answer, the younger woman was up and hugging the older woman. "Yoruichi-chan! Don't you recognize me?"

After a moment of thinking, and a long hard glance at the twelfth division's former third seat it finally clicked in the dark-skinned woman's mind. "Taru-chan?" The smaller girl nodded, grinning widely. "Well, look at you! You're not the innocent little girl I remember. Quite the chest you've got now. You might wanna watch out around Kisuke, though..."

"Yoruichi, you make it seem like I'm some sort of pervert." Kisuke stated, feigning hurt.

A wicked grin spread across Hotaru's face. "So you don't feel anything for this, Kisuke-kun..." Then she proceeded to loosen the tie around her top, revealing more of her large breasts. Kisuke quickly pulled out his fan and used it to cover the nose bleed he felt coming on. Frowning slightly at her crushes lack of reaction, the girl let out a simple, "Oops..." and let the top fall all the way down. There was no possible way to hide it any more, the blood came splurting out like twin waterfalls. And a self-satisfactory grin spread across the "innocent" shinigami's face.

The darker woman grabbed Hotaru's hand. "Well, since you're here, why don't we got take a bath in the hot springs that are in the training grounds under the shop." She suggested, pulling along the younger girl either way.

Looking back at her shirt which had been left behind next to the still bleeding Kisuke. "Yeah, sounds like fun! You can join us if you like, Kisuke-kun."

"I'm good!" Kisuke said, trying his hardest to stop the bleeding. "You girls have fun! Yoruichi, don't give Taru-chan any ideas."

Yoruichi simply waved off her friends request as they made their way down into the basement.


End chapter two of the 'Adventures of Dead girl!'

"AHEM!!"

I mean, 'You'll be Mine...Just You Wait and See!'