1.1
Patricia Watson, also known as the Anti-Skullgirl super weapon Peacock, defeated the Skullgirl once again.
"Show's over…Marie…" She said almost too sadly for it to be a quip. No matter how many times it happened, Peacock could never change the outcome of this fight. At least her dear friend Marie, was in a better place, away from the pain of been a Skullgirl.
Then, as the script dictated, the Skull Heart appeared in front of her.
The Skull Heart is an artifact that every seven years, it grants a wish to a woman. The wish can be of any magnitude, but it comes at a price, if the woman's heart is impure: the wish will be twisted and she will become a Skullgirl.
And Peacock, as the anti-Skullgirl weapon, it was her duty to destroy the Skull Heart, again, and again. She remembered the first time she did so; the Heart mocked her telling her that it wasn't over yet and that it will returned and yadda, yadda. Though Peacock couldn't help but wonder if the whole time Loop she was trapped in, was caused by the accursed Heart.
Peacock took the SkullHeart on her hands and wondered. Should she make a wish? Maybe that way the Loops would end.
"Skull Heart! I'm ready to make a wish!"
"Whatever wish you want I will grant!" the Heart answered, waiting to create another Skullgirl.
"I wish…I wish….I wish for you to turn the world's oxygen into chocolate!" Peacock announced her wish.
"Hey! What's wrong? Grant my wish now! Chop-chop!" She ordered.
"I…I cannot grant you that wish!" The Skull Heart informed. "Please make another one."
"Then I wish the moon to be made out of actual cheese! Of every kind that exists and doesn't exist yet!" she told her second wish.
"Can't do that either…" The heart said getting annoyed.
"Heh? I thought you were supposed to be this artifact with godlike powers that could grant ANY wish! I told you my wish so do it NOW!" Peacock demanded as she rattled the heart as if it was a broken machine.
"I cannot grant those wishes! Please wish for something else!"
"Ok, how about…"
One hour later and 45 wishes rejected, Patricia gave up. "You know, you aren't all that useful, or as powerful as people made you out to be!" I mean how difficult is to create a blue phone booth that was bigger on the inside than the outside? Or create a peanut bag with no bottom?
"In the thousands of years doing my work, you are the worst wisher I have come across, by far." The Skull Heart lamented.
"Oh yeah! Well screw you too!" Peacock launched the heart into the air and blasted it off with her eye lasers from her arms.
"That'll teach ya!" Peacock then walked away with the intent of painting the streets red with the blood of the members of the Medici Mafia, just for funsies and to honor the last wish of her best friend Marie.
1.2
You know, now that she thought about it, this whole thing with the Loops opened up a world of unimaginable possibilities to do stuff she initially never thought of doing. 'Initially' because if she had thought about before this whole shebang started, she would've done it anyways. There was nobody that could stop her then, there is nobody that could stop her now.
Peacock just made a cartoonish big evil smile as she approach her first victim.
Peacock neared Fillia, a amnesiac girl with a parasite instead of hair, and pulled downed the girls skirt alongside her underwear.
"What the **** do you think you're doing?!" Screamed a red faced Filia.
"I just wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes!" was Peacock's response.
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Peacock jumped to the back of her next victim.
"Patricia?! What are you doing?!" Ben Birdland, more commonly known as Big Band, half man half a crap ton of different musical instruments, asked in surprise.
Peacock didn't say anything as she put his mouth in the Sax Mouthpiece that was on Big Band's back, and blew. The resulting effect was what she had expected, as sound came out from somewhere on Big Band's body.
"Well, well, well, what do you know? I CAN play you like a saxophone!" she laughed as she jumped out of his back.
"Never do that again, you hear!" Big Band shouted in anger and embarrassment.
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Parasoul, the crown princess of the Canopy Kingdom and leader of its elite military squad, the Black Egrets, was minding her own business when suddenly she felt a pair of hands grabbing and squeezing her chest.
"Darn it! Just 34DD? Not as big as the Nurse's 36E!"
"Unhand me you perv!" Princess Parasoul screamed as she swatted away the offending hands. "I'll have you imprison for life!"
"Well, ExcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUsme, Princess!" Peacock quiped as she ran away.
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"Patricia, have you come to put a stop to me?" Skullgirl Marie asked to who had been her best friend on the whole world.
"Nope! Sorry! Close but no cigar!" Peacock said. "You aren't yourself when you're hungry, so I came here to give ya some sugah, toots!"
"What are you…?" But before Marie could even finish, Peacock planted a big wet kiss on her lips.
"So, how do you like that?" Peacock smiled expecting some sort of funny reaction from Marie, but instead she got something else.
"Patricia…" Marie whispered before enveloping her arms around her dearest friend began kissing her back.
"Wait! Stop! This isn't what I was expecting!" Peacock tried to free herself from the crushing hug that Marie was giving her.
In the end Peacock got her just desserts and then some.
1.3
After so many Loops, Peacock realized that this time Loops not necessarily had to be accurate as to what she remembered. Sometimes, fights would be won by different people or some just plain didn't exist.
But this time, this Loop was the most different she had ever encounter until now. The SkullHeart existed, obviously, since it never didn't exist; but instead of everyone fighting for the SkullHeart, they were racing for it. Wacky Races Style!
And Peacock loved every single minute of it.
Peacock was driving the Bandwagon alongside the whole gang of not so imaginary friends instead of Andy Anvil, who would usually be the driver while she relaxed on the back, but this time she wanted to have all the fun.
Currently peacock was on second place only a few yards behind Marie who was racing on a dragon skull car, in order to defend the Heart and her title as the Skullgirl.
"Darn it! We need to go faster!" Peacock said frustrated, until an idea came to her mind. "We are too heavy! We need to lighten our weight!"
The rest of the gang shut-up for just a second before each tried to convince Peacock to throw out anyone besides them.
"You weight a lot more than me, Tom!" Andy Anvil, and Anvil with long human legs and arms pointed out to Tommy Ten-Tons.
"Hey that's just my name! I do not weight Ten Tons!" Tommy the weight countered. "Besides, Lenny is way bigger than me!" he pointed at the gigantically obese bomb sitting on the back.
"Squawk! Lay off poor Lonesome Lenny!" Avery, the blueish green bird Parasite that resides in Peacock's hat, defended the bomb. "Don't you see he's depressed lately, especially after the last Loop?"
"Yeah, you are right!" Peacock conceded. "I guess this means poor George will be the one to go!" Peacock then picked up George, a much smaller version of Lenny that could fit in her palm. "Sorry to do this to you George but we have to win!"
The poor little bomb tried to plead but he was unable to say anything because he didn't have a mouth to speak with.
"Goodbye George! We will always remember you!" Peacock then threw George off the car and 'accidently' into a Squigly's car, which was a coffin of course, where the poor bomb couldn't do anything else but explode.
"Aaahhh!" Squigly lost control of her vehicle and ended up crashing on the side of the road.
"Alright! We lost enough weight! Let's go!" Peacock said before the car accelerated and she started to laugh.
High speed racing, explosions, and some vehicular manslaughter; what else could a girl ask for?
1.1.- Based on Peacock's unused ending.
1.2.- That's SAX-ual harassment, by the way.
1.3.- Skullgirls Racing. I'll play that game.
