BPOV
We arrived at the Cullen's house and Alice explained what had happened.
"Where's Emmett?" I asked. Rosalie grinned.
"Don't worry, Bella. I beat you to it. I sent him over to the Newton house while no one's home so he can… have a look around," she said, laughing.
"You mean to tell me that Nick Newton is at my house with no supervision whatsoever?" I gasped. Esme laughed.
"Don't worry about that either, Bella," she reassured me.
"Yeah, Jasper's over there. All he said was, 'Jasper is watching,' and left," explained Edward. I had to laugh at that.
"Good on him!" I cheered.
"Death to Newton!" cried Rosalie.
"Yes, kill Newton. I support the cause," I agreed.
"Kids, Carlisle and I aren't going to interfere with you're uh… plans…" began Esme.
"You mean pranks," corrected Alice.
"…But be sensible. Okay?" she finished, sternly.
"Don't worry about it, Esme. We'll be fine!" promised Edward.
The front door burst open and Emmett walked in, grinning. He was holding a brown book.
"Guys, you're never going to believe this! Nick keeps a diary!" he told us, laughing.
"A diary?" gasped Rosalie. She jumped up and kissed Emmett on the cheek.
"Emmett you're a genius!" I congratulated.
I looked over at Edward, who was frowning.
"Emmett… how is a diary going to help us? I mean… it's a… diary," he mused.
Emmett sighed and passed the little brown diary to me. I opened it up to the first page and laughed.
"He started writing in a diary yesterday?" I laughed. Emmett grinned.
"Yeah, pretty lame, huh? Read yesterday's entry out loud," he laughed.
I cleared my throat.
"Today was the morning after Bella and I had our date. Bella is such a beautiful girl. I want her. She's so awesome. She got engaged to some idiot Edward Cullen. I hate the Cullen's now. They must DIE. I went around to their house this morning to give Bella some chocolates and flowers but Edward wouldn't even let me past him to see her and so we got into an argument. I think he's drugged Bella! She would never go for a guy like him and I could tell she totally loves me more than him. Tomorrow night my dad, Mike and I are going over to the Swan's house for tea and to watch the game. This is great! I get a chance to talk to Bella alone, to be with her, alone, without Edward… if I get her pregnant, she'll have to marry me!" I read, shaking my head at parts.
"He is an IDIOT. 'If I get her pregnant, she'll have to marry me'?" I repeated, "I mean, as IF I would EVER sleep with that ASS."
"He's deranged if he thinks that I drugged you!" laughed Edward.
"I think we all know that Bella loves Edward a LOT more than Nick Newton," agreed Rosalie.
"What do you mean? I don't like Newton at ALL, Rosalie," I argued.
"I know, um… calm down, Bella," replied Rosalie.
I rolled my eyes at her. Nick was a total freakazoid.
"What a weirdo…" muttered Emmett.
Edward was still frowning. I looked up at him and he looked down at me with his soft topaz eyes. Edward was the closest thing to god on Earth…
"Emmett, I still don't understand how that will help us 'prank' Nick Newton," said Edward.
"Bella, read today's entry out loud," ordered Emmett.
"Aye, aye, Captain," I joked, opening the book to today's entry.
"Guess what? Mike is dragging me along to Paint Ball tomorrow! We're going into the forest in La Push. He's taking me, Jessica, Eric and some kid called Jacob that he's friends with. It'll be good to get my mind off of the beautiful Bella… if that's possible! Looking forward to dinner tonight with the Swan's. Bella, here I come!" I read out loud.
"That's great, Emmett!" squealed Alice, jumping up and down.
Emmett grinned at Edward in an I-told-you-so sort of way.
"Well Cullen's, who's in for paint ball tomorrow?" grinned Emmett.
"Me, of course!" I squealed.
I looked down at today's entry again, where it mentioned Jacob. Mike and Jacob were friends? Wow. I wonder how long that one had been going for…
Suddenly, my phone rang. I kissed a girl filled the room.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it… the taste of her cherry chopsticks…" hummed Emmett under his breath. I grabbed my phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi Bella. It's Jake. Where are you?"
"Jake! It's been a while!"
"Are you with… them?"
"If by 'them', you mean the Cullen's, then yes."
"I was wondering if you could come down to the Rez so we can talk."
"Sorry, Jake. No can do. I'm kinda busy right now. Can you tell me over the phone?"
"Um… sure. I was… I was wondering if you wanted to come with me tomorrow. I'm going paint balling with Mike and Jessica and some of your friends and I'd like it if you… if you came too.""Oh, I'm sorry Jake. I can't. I've got plans tomorrow."
"It's him, isn't it? He won't let you come?"
"No Jake, that's not it at all. And why are you going paint balling with Mike and Jessica? I didn't even know you were friends with Mike! Or Jessica…"
"Mike and I have a lot in common. You see, at least he lets his girlfriend out to play.""Jake, don't start…"
"Sorry, Bella, I've got to go. I'll talk to you later."The line went dead. I hung up and pouted.
"Jake invited me to go paint balling, but I told him we've got plans for tomorrow. He got the wrong idea. He was all, 'Mike and I have a lot in common. You see, at least he lets his girlfriend out to play,' and… he thinks Edward won't let me," I explained.
"Yes, it's always me," muttered Edward.
I went over and he kissed me on the lips. After a while we both jumped back, gasping.
"Wow, those two must get up to some serious kissing!" joked Emmett.
"Anyway, guys, why are we going paint balling tomorrow?" I asked, before Edward and Emmett could start a fight.
"To prank Nick, duh!" said Alice, matter-of-factly.
We were going paint balling to prank Nick? Uh huh… right. Like that'd work.
"Um… how, exactly?" I asked.
"Wait and see, Bella," giggled Emmett. Ugh… what a girl!
"Emmett, you're a guy, you're not supposed to giggle," I reminded him. He just grinned at me, the same Emmett grin we were all used to.
"Where's Carlisle?" whispered Emmett to me.
I shrugged and he sighed.
"Cover me," he muttered, running into Carlisle's office.
Ugh… not again. Was he in there doing what I think he was doing?
"Jasper! Oh my god, Jasper. You have got to see this!" cried Emmett.
"Don't you DARE, Jasper Hale!" shrieked Alice, "Porn is off limits!"
"Right…" muttered Jasper.
"Um… Bella? Why is there a dirty picture of you on here?" cried Emmett.
I gasped. There was a dirty picture of me on Emmett's porn site? Ugh! Now who could have put that there?
I ran into Carlisle's office.
"Where is it, Emmett?" I asked, looking at a picture of a red headed… ugh. There was no photo of me on that thing…
Emmett burst out laughing, just as Carlisle walked in, looking stern. He was mad. He had forgiven Emmett for last time's porn outburst and decided not to punish him, but the look on his face… and why was he looking at me like that?
"Carlisle, it was all Emmett!" I shrieked pointing a finger at Emmett, who gasped, trying to act innocent.
"Bella, I…" began Carlisle.
"Emmett lured me in here! He said there was a dirty picture of me on that thing!" I shrieked, indicating the computer.
"Bella, I…" began Carlisle.
"Emmett…" I began.
"Bella! I don't blame you!" reassured Carlisle, "I live with Emmett, remember? I know how his devious little mind works! This isn't the first time he's been caught looking at porn on my computer, if you remember. This time, however, Emmett will be punished! Severely!"
Wow. Carlisle could be scary when he wanted to.
"Emmett, give me the keys to the jeep," ordered Carlisle.
"Aw, come on, man. It's just a bit of porn, you know. Porn! Can you tell me that you've never looked at porn in your life?"
"Emmett, hand over the keys to the jeep, now. I'm warning you, Emmett Cullen," warned Carlisle.
Rosalie bounded into the room, holding a set of keys.
"Here you go, Carlisle. Remember, if you need a hand with that, I'm right here," she giggled, dropping the keys to the jeep in Carlisle's palm.
"Aw, come on, babe! No porn's as good as you! Don't be jealous…" sucked up Emmett. Rosalie raised an eyebrow.
"If you're good, then… I'll meet you upstairs after Carlisle's finished with you," she muttered, before leaving.
"Right!" grinned Carlisle, looking down at me, "Come on outside, everyone."
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We were all huddled around the jeep. Alice's pink graffiti was still on Emmett's bonnet from the other night.
Carlisle dialled a number on his phone.
"Charlie? You know how you said that you were looking for a car?" he started.
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