Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse. If I did, well you don't want to know what would happen if I did.
Oh god. In, out, In, out. Edward was as nervous as he had been in his life. He steadied his breath and rose from his seat to go up to the altar. The pastor smiled at him sweetly.
"Sweetie, this service is very simple," she said. "Just repeat what I say."
He nodded. "Of course." It was simple, he had memorized the text before hand anyway, just in case.
Then the bridal march began playing sweetly throughout the sanctuary, on a CD player. (Another one of Bella's ideas.) Filling every little nook and cranny as the people rose, waiting from the bride to enter.
Bella took in a deep breath and pressed a hand to her beating heart. She was so excited to see everyone's reaction to her dress! And make-up! Who knew what Charlie and Renee would say? Bella gave herself a reassuring smile in the mirror. You can do this Bella. You can go out there and marry a hot vampire. Yay Bella! Edward won't be able to take his eyes off of me!
Here it was. The big moment. Edward stared at the door anxiously, well the one that Bella would come through. They, well more of Bella, had insisted that her and Charlie enter from different doors.
The door swung open for Charlie to enter. He did, and he certainly looked excited. Edward barely noticed this one. Waiting more anxiously for Bella to enter.
Then the other oak door swung open for Bella to enter. A few white bunnies hopped out, scattering among the pews, accompanied by brilliant white doves that came out with them. Then, with a flash of light, a foot came out. Followed in tune to the music, with the rest of her.
Wait a second…what the hell was she wearing? There was so much cleavage it was unbelievable. Rhinestones brought everyone's attention to this part, as the pretty stones went along the top trim. Which brought about another factor of the dress, there were no sleeves. The dress covered about halfway down her thighs, and had little crystals hanging down. A thick pink ribbon tied in a HUGE bow was adorning her waist. The train attached onto the back and trailed to the floor.
She gave a huge grin and waved to Edward as she started to walk toward Charlie. Charlie managed to recover enough to close his gaping his mouth and meet her in the center of the aisle.
"What…what are you wearing?" He gasped, barely able to get over his astonishment.
Bella just giggled. "It gets better, just wait a minute!" She whisper to him.
Giggling again she started to walk down the aisle with Charlie, to the music. Then the music seemed to catch and switch to another tune. Sexy Back started to blare out over the speakers.
Bella giggled again and started to walk down the aisle in tune to the music, her butt swinging back and forth in time to the music. A few guests who she had just passed gasped. They had just caught what was endorsing her butt waving. The word Sexy was stitched in hot pink rhinestones. Next to it the word Bride was stitched in hot pink thread. And a very, very fancy ring circled the two words, making her butt stand out more than anything.
Jessica, fainted when she caught what was on her butt. And a few of the boys gave a wolf whistle. Bella just waved at them.
As they reached Edward at the altar, Charlie took a seat next to Angela (the maid of honor) and the service began, but not before Edward had a chance to hiss the same question Charlie had asked to Bella, "What are you wearing?"
"Maximum cleavage and maximum leg exposure dress," She whispered back excitedly.
A look of horror clouded his face before he regained his compositor. He hadn't yet seen what was stitched on her behind, and if he had, well let us not think of what would happen.
The music faded out as the pastor started to speak. "We are gathered here today to…"
Edward zoned out on the pastor and concentrated on Alice's thoughts. What the heck is that girl wearing? That is not the dress I pictured at all! She is gonna get yelled at bad! Eww…look at Edward's pants. How could I have missed that they don't have the same stitch design as his shirt? Edward quickly looked down, but couldn't see anything apparent.
"…you are parted by death?" The pastor asked Bella. Bella shot her a questioning look.
"Repeat it," the pastor whispered.
Bella nodded, "It."
Edward groaned, and Bella seemed to get she wasn't suppose to repeat 'it' but what came before the repeat it part. " In the name of God, I, Bella Swan, take you, Edward Cullen to be my wife-"
"husband. He's the man, you say husband." The pastor corrected. Alice groaned from somewhere in the crowd.
"Right." Bella corrected herself, "To be my husband to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until we are parted by death. This is my solemn vow." Bella said to Edward.
"Your turn, honey." The pastor said, turning to Edward..
"In the name of god, I, Edward Cullen, take you, Bella Swan-" hereached down to grab her hand- "to be my wife. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until we are parted by death. This is my solemn vow." He finished and gave a sigh. He was so glad he had memorized his lines.
Bella listened intently as the pastor spoke. It was entrancing to hear and say all these vows. I mean, they were being bound together forever! And since vampires couldn't die, that means they were together forever! A huge smile was plastered all over her face.
Suddenly, her stomach growled. Crap. Bella realized she had forgotten to grab lunch. The pastor clapped her hands for a second to bring in the communion food.
"Please kneel," the pastor said. Edward kneeled down, so Bella followed quickly. They were handed a small glass of wine and bread.
"Oh-wait-wait-" Bella yelled, standing up quickly. Edward groaned and covered his eyes with his hand. "I'm under the age of 21, so I would prefer Juicy Juice to this." She stated informatively to the pastor.
"Oh, no, dear. In the event of holy communion, you may drink the wine." The pastor said quietly, ushering Bella back to the altar."
Bella dug her feet into the floor and yelled very loudly. "NONONONO! I WANT JUICY JUICE!"
The pastor worriedly looked around. "Erm, of course sweetheart. Let me..um..." the pastor swung her head around before hurrying off to the nearest usher.
Edward couldn't believe Bella. First she comes out looking like…and then throwing a temper tantrum for Juicy Juice? The pastor hurried back and handed Bella a cup of grape juice. "Is it Juicy Juice brand?" Bella asked.
"Um.." the pastor looked at Edward. He closed his eyes and nodded his head. Better humor her then hear her.
The pastor said yes, not wishing to have to deal with this birde one more minute, then waited for the ushers to finish passing out the bread to the congregation.
"Hey Edward," Bella whispered after stuffing her bread into her mouth.
"What," Edward sighed. Any request from Bella at this point was clearly not a good sign.
"I'm still hungry. Can I have your bread?" She asked. Edward decided to give it to her. After all…vampires shouldn't have food, and who knew what Bella would do if he refused her.
The service was almost over. Only the last part remained. "Do you, Edward Cullen, take Bella Swan to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Edward stared into Bella's eyes. She looked into his. Hurry up! She thought. I really got to pee. "I do,"
"Same to you Isabella Swan."
"I do," Bella said rather quickly, like she wanted the ceremony to be over with. He leaned in and pressed his lips to hers.
After a couple seconds, she pulled away. "Alright, thanks!" she said to him, then ran out of the sanctuary towards the girls room.
Edward watched his wife run down the aisle. He realized that this was the first time she had ended a kiss from him. Oh well, he thought. When you gotta go….you gotta go! Then he caught sight of her butt waving around in the air. Sexy Bride was stitched into it. His mouth fell wide open. Then he closed it slowly. Blinked, and then if vampires could faint, he would have, he took one of the cups that still had some wine in it, he poured it over his head.
