Previously:
Naruto: RAPE! THIS IS RAPE YOU MORONS!
Narrator: -snort- we know it's rape, we prefer laughing and squealing our asses off on the sidelines, they have tissues and blood transfusions.
Sasuke: -sigh- fine, just for a sec! –lets Naruto go-
Naruto: -tries to run, but Kimimaru blocks him-
Kimimaru: Finish your tryout!
Naruto: -sigh- fine! –pompoms appear outta nowhere, well Sasuke knows where (XD)- Y-A-O-I! For fans who like GuyxGuy!
Kimimaru: -squeals- You're in! Okay, Sasuke you can continue! –walks out-
Sasuke: -looms over Naruto- Naru-chan, the wall's waiting!
Naruto: O.O –faints-
Sasuke: Naru…Naruto?!...oh well, this gives me an excuse to take you over to my house! Kukuku…-slings Naruto onto his shoulder and pats his ass- Should I go to Victoria Secret first, though? Hmm…-walks out-
Kyuubi: This sucks! I just cleaned the cookie cutters! Now I get to use em, but then I have to clean them…again! Dammit!
Narrator: Welcome back! We've done a scene change!
Ravenous SasuNaru Fans: WHERE'S OUR SMEX?!?!?
Narrator (sweatdrop): calm down, we'll get to that…
Ravenous SasuNaru Fans: Grr…
Narrator: We've changed scene to the Rainbow Stripatorium, a…well, strip club. –watches as a dark, longed haired, sex god dances on stage in a fishnet top and tight black leather pants, shaking his ass to the music on his IPod, twitch-
Itachi: "Gonna, shake my little tush on the catwalk, yeah." –shakes ass-
Itachi Fans: O.O –twitch-
Random Person (walks in) : Yo! Uchiha! Boss needs you real quick!
Itachi: Hmm? –takes out ear plug, in return STOPS DANCING-
Random Itachi Fangirl (Narrator's new best friend): evil little…-takes out AK-47 and shoots Random Person-
Random Person: -dies-
Itachi: -stares at Random Person- Oh cool! A dead dude! I should call Kyuubi-koi.
Itachi Fans: O.O Nuuu!!!! Dance, Itachi-sama! Dance!
Itachi: Hey, I get paid for that shit!
Itachi Fans: -starts throwing money at Itachi- Dance! Dance! Dance!
Itachi: Hell yeah! And Dad said being a Gay stripper wasn't high paying! Or fun! –starts dancing-
Itachi Fans: WOO!!!!
-Definition of the Jaws Theme walks on stage-
Kisame: -grins- Hey, Itachi! Work it!
Itachi (still dancing): Fuck off Kisame, or start paying like my fans.
Random Itachi Fangirl #2: KYAH!!!! –jumps on stage- ITACHI-SAMA!!!! -dives for smexy Uchiha-
-Kyuubi walks in and shoots her- Bang!
Kyuubi: Back off bitch, he's mine! Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Itachi: Kyuubi, my gun slinging, sexy ass, bitch. –Frenches Kyuubi-
Kyuubi: Damn right –wraps arms around Itachi's waist- Your brother kidnapped my brother.
Itachi (lifts brow): Is that so?
Kyuubi: I think he went to Victoria Secret…
Itachi: Maybe…there's a good sale going on I hear…
Kyuubi: Really? We should go! By the way, Gaara says you're one of his buds on Myspace, PM him and tell him I need to keep the cookie cutters for a bit. In return I'll mail him pictures! He likes it when I use the teddy bear one, right?
-Snake man walks on stage-
Orochimaru: My duckies! Ready to shake those fine asses?!
Itachi, Kyuubi and Kisame- Work it, boss!
-bunch of random people walk in-
Orochimaru: hit it!
-Three well-paid people start dancing while peeling off clothing-
-random people start throwing money onto dance floor-
Itachi: -finishes taking off shirt and unbuttons pants, rolling his hips. Looks at crowd- You know you want it!
-Itachi fans start throwing bags of cash from the bank they'd robbed earlier onto dance floor-
Itachi: Sweet, there go my past debts!
Kyuubi: After this we're sooo going on a shopping spree!
Narrator: Told you Kyuubi's night job was funnier!
Itachi Fans: Change scene and die miserably.
Narrator: But we're going to visit Sasuke and Naruto in Victoria Secret!
SasuNaru Fans: -bind and gag Itachi fans- Change! Change! Change!
Narrator: Uhuh…changing!
Sasuke: Naru-chan! You look adorable!
Naruto: -also bound and gagged- MM! Mmnn!!
Sasuke: But you're so cute in that maid outfit! Orange is definitely your color!
Narrator: Where'd you get that outfit in a Victoria Secret dressing room? –glances around-
Sasuke: The sales clerk gave it to me!
Sales Clerk: -walks in holding a camera- Here ya go! Just E-mail me some pictures!
Sasuke: Thanks! –looks at name tag- Sai-chan, would you be a dear and dig up some handcuffs from the basement as well?
Sai: Of course! There's velvet and fur lined ones too in case Naru-kun here has sensitive skin.
Sasuke: Oh it's sensitive alright.
-Sasuke and Sai grin evilly/pervertedly-
Naruto: -crying-
-Suddenly Kyuubi and Itachi burst into the dressing room, lip-lock mode-
Sasuke: -takes picture-
Itachi: -breaks lip-lock mode- Sasuke what're you doing here? This is my dressing room.
Sasuke: No, nii-san, it's the Uchiha dressing room. Uchiha. meaning I can use it too.
Itachi: Rats.
Sai: Eww…where? I'll have our part time mannequin, Sasori, kill 'em…
Kyuubi: -noticing Naruto tied up- Ah! Naru! –runs over and unties Naruto-
Naruto: -still crying- Kyuu-nii! I hate Sasuke! Hate! Hate! Hate! H-he was trying to do naughty things to me! –wail-
Sasuke: Naru…
Naruto: -glares at Sasuke- Meanie! I hate you!
Sasuke: -animated heart breaks in the background- My heart! –falls to knees-
Sai: -watching with interest- do you want me to still get the handcuffs?
Lol. Nothing else to say beside Happy Valentine's Day!
