A/N: Chapter 2 of Ms. Maya! ^^

Also, this chappie is dedicated to one of the English teachers in my school. I had never known him personally, but he interviewed me when I was transferring to the school. He passed away on Sunday due to cardiac arrest. Well, to be more specific, he fell down from the heart attack and hit his head. And what's worse, it was his birthday that day! Rest in peace, Mr. Arthur.

Disclaimer: I do not own Maya, as well as the people in the AA series.

Maya entered the classroom of her class. She was now teaching them Biology (1). She was now a substitute for their Science teacher Mr. Holmes.

"So, class. Biology is a hard subject because you have to memorize these cells in this poster," she said, pointing to a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally big poster behind her, "that I drew last night. Also, you have to memorize the cell structure."

The class stared blankly at her. "If it's so hard, then why are you going to teach it to us?" a little girl asked.

"Oh, that's a wonderful question, Amy!" Maya replied."Well, you will be learning them, but I won't teach 'em to you because it confuses me too. I'll just leave Mr. Holmes to explain it to you later when he gets better. So, since it's Biology, I'll explain what parents dread to explain to children like you: where babies come from!" Maya clapped her hands.

The class of first graders looked at each other. "Why don't they want to tell us where babies come from?" asked a little boy.

"Because, they're parents! They're supposed to ruin all our fun! Besides, Nick won't tell me where they come from too! I found out from Detective Gumshoe yesterday."

The class gave a chorus of 'oooooooh's

"Okay, let me explain the process in detail for you. Now, sit down properly and pick up a pencil. You need to write this down and study this for your end of year exam."

The class chorused a one-syllable word once again. Seriously, they need to speak more. One-syllable words are not good for their health.

"Okay, this is how it starts. Two grown-ups of different genders fall in love."

The kids copied it down. "What if two adults of the same gender fall in love?" some random kid asked.

"Well, those people are called gay. You will learn that later on."

The students kept on taking notes.

"Moving on, when they fall in love, they get married and the ring on their fingers show that they are married and that is why when adults get married, they wear rings on their left hands."

The students continued writing.

"The ring is kind of like a signaling device for storks."

More writing.

"The storks then raid their house, looking for the couple's photos. Then, they steal it. You see, since they're birds, they don't go to jail for those kinds of crimes. It's unfair, really. They get to do it but we can't."

Need I say what the children are doing?

"Then, they eat fish and shape it to look kind of like their parents. That is why children look like their parents. When all that is done, they wrap them up in a big cloth and carry the babies in their mouth."

You all know what they're doing, right?

"One more thing, doctors are in it as well. They provide the hospital for the storks to land and deliver the babies. That is why people use the term 'delivering babies'. Any questions?"

A little kid raised his hand and asked, "If storks do the delivering, why were our mommies pregnant?"

"That's another wonderful question! You will get a burger on your way out later. Well, you see, being pregnant is a woman's excuse for being fat. They purposely become fat so that the storks will come to them as the fat ladies are also signals. Any other questions?"

Another kid did the same, "Then, why do they say that babies come from their mommies' belly?"

"You see, doctors are evil. So they are trying to trick people that babies being born are because of their help and intelligence. They don't give credit to the poor storks! Also, it is a perfect explanation for the 'fat lady' excuse."

The children nodded their head in agreement, remembering their horrible memories with the dentist.

"Any more questions?"

"Why do women have babies and not men?" a little boy asked.

"Because, we women are special and you men are not!" Maya concluded.

"Now you know where babies come from. If you ask Mr. Holmes, he'll give you a different version. Don't listen to him. He's lying. I can tell, because the dead tell them to me!"

"Yes, Miss Maya!" the children chorused again. Are they in a choir or something? They don't have those angelic voices like those people in churches…Or do they?

AFTER SCHOOL:
The principal walked over to Maya's class. He asked a little girl what she had learnt that day. She replied, "Ms. Maya told us where babies came from! She's the best teacher ever! No one else would tell us before she did! Those storks are really kind creatures!"

The principal gaped at her. "I see…" he finally said.

One more day to add to the list of days she had filled children's brains with non-sense.

A/N: Hehehe...Biology. Mr. Arthur was an English teacher, but since I have no inspiration for anything related to English yet, I made a Biology chap for two reasons: one, I want the story to last longer and two, it's easier this way . Also, the little thing about where babies come from is what AquaWatercrest came up with when we were role-playing. (She's in my 'Favourite Authors' list) It is not where real babies come from, okay?

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