THE REASON, PLAN, AND WHAT'S GOING ON

The figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing who he was. Everyone gasped at the sight of…

Spongebob.

"The names Squarepants," Said Spongebob stepping out of the darkness. "Spongebob Squarepants."

"SpongeBob?" said a surprised Teenage Robot, XJ-9 A.K.A Jenny. "Why are you… I mean, what's going… um…"

"I think she means, what the heck is going on?!? And why are you wearing a cape?" asked Chucky (older version).

"It's hard to say," he said seriously. "But TV ratings for CN are going off the charts. And the cape, it makes me look taller." He smiled.

"So," said Eliza. "Your point is exactly?"

"What are you talking about?" Spongebob stated. "I'm normally all small and cute. I wanna look big and scary!" He whimpered and started to get all teary eyed.

"That's not what I meant!" She said. "I mean, what is so important about CN getting all these ratings?"

"Oh." Spongebob contained himself and walked up to Eliza. "Don't you understand? With all these ratings, CN is starting to overpower us! If we don't do something soon, we will be… canceled." That last word seemed to be hard for Spongebob to say.

"This is serious!" yelled Jimmy. "If Nick gets canceled, we'll be out of business!"

"My point exactly! Here's the plan that I smartly designed all by myself with no ones help!" He smiled proudly

Turner picked up and looked at the piece of notebook paper that rested on Spongebob's hands. "Actually, this looks a lot like some ones shopping list!" He looked more closely. "A shopping list with…jelly on it…"

Spongebob snatched the letter from Timmy. "That's not it!" He pulled another piece of paper out of his pocket. "This is the plan!"

Everyone stared at it, with a few "Oooo's" and "Awe's" coming from the crowd.

"Amazing, isn't it?" He smiled. "Now, let's get to work!"

(Here's the plan that Spongebob gave)

"OK troops. This is how we're gonna do this. Billy,"

"Um, It's Timmy." Said Timmy.

"Right. You and your pixies,"

"It's fairies!" yelled Wanda.

"Yes, I knew that. Anyways, you guys will gather up all of the characters from the shows with the funny names like Shoa-line… Xowlin…"

"Xiaolin Showdown?" corrected Squidward.

"Right! Take those people and put them…them…"

"Put them where?" asked Cosmo.

"Dangit! I never thought about that! Without an exact location to destroy CN, this plan will never, ever work!" Spongebob started to cry.

"Oh cheer up Spongy," Said Wanda while patting his back.

"Yeah! It could be worse," Added Cosmo.

"You mean like getting your own show canceled on the best network ever worse," said Sid.

"Hey! Here's an idea!" said Danny. "We can lure them into one place and destroy them all at once!"

Spongebob looked up, but still crying like a baby. "But where, though?" he sobbed.

"This is what I thought of. We will take one character from each show hostage instead of taking every cartoon character in 1 show. We will put them in this little dungeon thing I found in California, and then the rest will try and help their little friend. When they get to their friend, they will realize that they were lead into a trap. We will then surround them and destroy them once and for all!"

"Danny, that's just crazy," said Jimmy. "Just crazy enough to work."

"You're right!" said Spongebob, now over his crying fit. "Here! I have an idea!" Sponge dude pulled out some random note cards and started writing on them and handed them out to the Nick people. "Here's information on what you'll be doing!"

"What? I don't get one?" Zim said, noticing he got no note card.

"You? What are you doing here?" asked Spongebob.

"Um…" Zim thought for a moment, not wanting to spill why he is ACTUALLY here. "I was just… I was just in the neighborhood! And I decided to stop by!" he laughed nervously.

"I thought you said you wanted to dominate our network." Said Dog.

"I… uh…LIAR!!!" Zim yelled and ran into a little corner in the room, trying to hide from all the people staring at him.

"Shouldn't he get a note card though?" Said Wanda. "He is apart of our network."

"Yes, he is," Replied Spongebob. "But look around. Don't you see some other shows not here with us?"

Everyone looked around. Spongebob was right; some older, canceled shows are no longer here.

"They were a disgrace to this network. No one liked them; they gave us a bad name, destroying our network. So we attempted to get rid of them. But all we could do was get rid of their shows. We were not allowed to dispose these pests like I wanted."

"So this is YOUR doing! You ruined my show!" Zim yelled out of his corner.

Spongebob responded by simply turning away from him. "Me…and many others too, Zim."

"But…I thought…" It was now Zim's turn to cry. "I thought you liked me…"

"Like you? Ha!" Spongebob laughed. "I only pretended to like you!"

Zim's eyes widened and he curl0ed up into a little ball in his corner, crying softly.

"That was a little mean," said Turner.

Spongebob turned to Timmy. "I know. But how would you respond if your network was being destroyed by some mediocre show!"

Timmy blinked. "Good point."

"So, what are we waiting for?" Spongebob stepped into the middle of the crowd, standing proudly. "Let's move it troops! And take back the ratings we so richly deserve!"

So they set off, going to destroy Cartoonnetwork, with, the only person capable enough, leading it…

Spongebob.

To be continued