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"...Wow." Sasura giggled.

She was a little amused at Naruto's last story about one of the pranks he pulled while dodging class.

"Hmhm. Where did you get enough paint for that?" She asked.

"That's on a need to know basis." He smiled.

Sasura giggled and started to tell him about some of the more humorous tales of fangirl moments.

"Wha?... What happened?" Sakura wondered out loud.

Rolling over she remembered that she was in Sasuke's house... but wait, where was Naruto? Looking down she saw Naruto sitting on what she assumed was Sasuke's bed with a slender raven haired girl sitting ontop of him with her arms around him.

'Who the hell is that? And why is she hugging Naruto?' Sakura wondered.

Jumping down through the same path Naruto had taken only much louder she pointed at the couple on Sasuke's bed.

"What the hell is going on here?" She shouted.

Naruto's eyes went wide as he heard Sakura's voice. Sasura's eyes resembled a half circle and were completely white as her mouth was open and a comical fang protruded from the upper portion of her jaw as she let out a silent scream and unconciously held onto Naruto tighter.

"Sa-Sa-Sakura-chan! What're you doing here?" Naruto nervously chuckled.

"We came here together idiot! And who the hell is that?" She screeched and pointed at Sasura.

Taking a closer look at the raven haired girl who was holding onto Naruto for dear life she noticed that she looked a lot like Sasuke. Oh! Now she got it! Naruto had told Sasuke that they were spying on him and they came up with this very weird prank to get back at her. Sakura gritted her teeth, how dare they do this to her!

"Oh yeah!" Sakura yelled and advanced on them.

Sakura brought her hand low towards Sasuke thinking that once she connected she'd have a handful of Sasuke... but something was off when her hand met the clothed crotch of Sasura.

"Eep!" Sasura squealed.

Sasura jumped behind Naruto and shot Sakura a death glare for surprising her like that.

'What the?...' Sakura thought.

She held her hand to her face and inspected it closely... she didn't get it, she should've gotten a grasp on Sasuke's balls but got nothing. Then it hit her.

"Sasuke-kun?" She asked.

"It's Sasura." Sasura mumbled.

"You're a girl?" She asked again.

Sasura nodded and continued to glare at Sakura. Still not sure she leaned over and tapped Sasura's forehead with chakra in her fingertips.

"Kai!" She called.

Nothing happened. Sasuke or rather Sasura really was a girl and this wasn't some weird ass prank. Sakura looked at Naruto who still had the same look in his eyes of someone scared shitless.
Her eyes traveled from Sasura to Naruto back to Sasura and then back to Naruto. Sakura put her hands in the tiger symbol and tried to dispel a genjutsu.

"Okay am I dreaming?" Sakura asked.

"No you're not dreaming Sakura!" Sasura snapped.

"Um, are you alright there Sasura?" Naruto asked.

"No! She! She! She!" Sasura kept saying.

"Yes...? She what?" Naruto asked.

"She! She touched me in a private place!" Sasura yelled.

"But why are you being so angry when all Sakura-chan did was touch your clothed crotch and I got two handfuls of your breasts?" Naruto asked again.

"Well it's just that I- I mean I, well it's cuz' dammit I dunno! It's just weird okay!" Sasura shouted.

Sasura was glaring at both Naruto and Sakura now with her arms crossed. It was now that Sakura really took in Sasura's attire.

'Wait a minute! If Sasuke-ku- no Sasura is a girl then that means it'd be okay to actually admit to liking Naruto!... Wait a minute! If Sasura really is a girl then she's cuddling up to MY Naruto!
... wait where did that come from?' Sakura thought.

"Um, why are you wearing Naruto's jacket?" Sakura asked.

Sasura looked at Sakura and there in her eyes was jealousy. A sly smirk made it's way onto Sasura's lips as she remembered a small incident in where Sakura was talking to herself about how cute she really thought Naruto was.

"Cuz' it's so warm and smells like Naruto-kun." Sasura teased.

Sakura's eyes flared with jealousy but she kept it under control. She eyed Sasura again and noticed her long smooth legs coming out from the bottom Naruto's jacket.

"Wait a minute! Are you even wearing pants?" Sakura shouted.

"Of course I am! See?" Sasura shouted back and lifted up Naruto's jacket.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is up with you two right now huh?" Naruto joined in the shouting.

Both girls looked at him with a confused look in their eyes.

"I mean sheesh! The both of you are at eachother's throats!... Over me none the less what the hell?" Naruto shouted. "Both of you are acting the complete opposite of who I've come to know!"

Again both girls looked at him confused at his outburst.

"I mean Sakura-chan you usually won't even talk to me unless it's to scold me on something and now you're getting jealous that Sasura is so close to me wearing my jacket?" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura looked down at her feet feeling a little embarassed. Sasura had a teasing smirk on her face as she saw Sakura look down.

"And you Sasura!" Oh boy... "I know that you're a girl and everything but still I've come to know you as a cold person who wouldn't give me or Sakura-chan the time of day if it wasn't for the fact we're all on the same team! Now suddenly you're this bubbly girl who's practically cuddling up to me and teasing Sakura-chan what the hell?"

This time it was Sasura's turn to be embarassed as she looked down at her lap. Once again Sasura wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck only from behind this time and buried her head in his shoulder.

"Sasura?" He asked.

"I know that I'm being the total opposite of what you expect from me but that's because the attitude you know is really just a wall I've developed so no one will see the real me." Sasura said.

"The real you?" Both Sakura and Naruto asked.

"Yeah, the real me. The me that's really a scared sixteen-year-old girl who doesn't want to be alone anymore... but is too scared to let anyone in." Sasura said.

Naruto felt her arms tighten around his neck as she buried her head deeper into his shoulder. Naruto reached up and put a comforting hand on the top of Sasura's head before slightly leaning back into her. Sakura looked the two and noticed that Sasura was slightly shaking.

"Are you...? Crying Sasura?" Sakura asked.

She nodded her head then held onto Naruto tighter. Naruto and Sakura locked eyes and began an argument of silent words.

'Do something!' She mouthed at him.

'Why me?' He mouthed back.

'She seems more attachted to you right now!' She shot.

'Fine okay fine!' Naruto mouthed.

Turning slightly he gathered Sasura into his lap and rubbed her back. Sasura buried herself deeper into Naruto.

"There there. It's alright calm down." Naruto soothed.

Sasura wiped her eyes on the sleeve of Naruto's jacket then looked at him and sniffled a little bit.

"Sorry I got your shirt all wet." She sniffled.

"It's alright, just a shirt." Naruto smiled. "But are you okay now?"

"Yeah, I'm okay now... but could you still hold me?" She blushed. "You're really comfy... and warm."

"Uh y-yeah sure no problem." Naruto said as a blush lit up his face.

Sakura watched the two and suddenly had the urge to hug someone too. She took off her ninja sandals then crawled onto the bed with them. She wriggled her way between them and hugged Naruto.

"Hey..." Sasura whined. "I was hugging him first!"

"Well he was my friend first so meh!" Sakura stuck her toungue out. (1)

"Okay you two let's just calm down... there's plenty of Naruto to go around." He smiled.

"You perv." Sasura mumbled.

"Yeah... but he's our perv." Sakura smiled.

"I-I am?" Naruto asked.

"Yep, or at least your my perv." Sakura responded.

"I don't know if I should insulted or happy that I'm yours." Naruto said.

Sasura let go of Naruto and by extension Sakura and put her head down on her pillow.

"You okay Sasura?" Naruto asked.

"I'm okay, I think I'm gonna go to sleep though." She responded.

Sakura looked at Naruto and motioned for them to lay down too. Naruto shrugged and went down on the bed and snuggled into Sasura's back. Sasura turned around and looked Naruto in the eyes.

"Um, can I help you Naruto?" She asked. "Shouldn't you two get going home?"

"Nah, it's really late besides... you're also pretty comfy yourself Sasura." Naruto smiled.

Sasura blushed but let Naruto snuggle her anyway. Sakura got onto the other side of Naruto and snuggled up to him.

"Goodnight you two." Sakura yawned.

"G'night." Naruto said.

"Yeah... goodnight." Sasura finished.


Honestly I'm not sure how good that chapter was and as I was nearing the end I started to ramble on with the dialouge and stuff.

(1) Like I said before I redid these chapters will be explained later.

And once again reviews and constructive critcism are welcomed

-Raidori