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hey guys, its e. b woodhouse here just chiming in to thank all of my fans for all this wonderful support but a few of you ne'erdowell types are really mucking up the comments section with your false dichotic bitchery, but i'd like to cover a few points in case any of the crazy theories or insinuations about me which have been laid bare in my review section by two slimy dare i say reptillian reviewers who have included in their seemingly innocuous internet grandstanding a disturbingly detailed and elaborate conspiracy to make me look crazy. Let's take a look at some of the facts

Fact 1.? [You wouldn't capitalize animal or mouse or dragon] `~those brackets mean its a quote~` On the level this comment from a user of this very website seems pretty innocent, just a normal sort of example someone would come up with off the top of their heads, but if you take a closer look it is clear that this is a highly cryptic threat. my very life is being threatened when this anonnymous user claims by proxy to be a blood thirsty razor clawed fire breathing dragon while i play the role of the virtuous but defenseless mouse, dark stuff... dark dark stuff... its sad really, taht someone could be so delusional, but anyway

Fact 2.?[Except you know the officail handbook makes it clear they aren't animals] this is just insane, i have no idea what this person is trying to say or why they could possibly believe anyone out there is anything but oddly bemused by their inchoate attempts at communication, this is a good example of the kind of 'thought tricks' which 'people' like this like to use, my story tells you how to avoid this terrible things and which ones to embrace

Fact 3.? Despite this crytpo-smear campaign, purportedly crarried out by 2 players, despite all of these crazy allegations and paranoid ramblings coming from the mouths of a few ungracious users i am still going strong, e. b woodhouse is here to carry you bravely in to the future

Chapter Two, wherein the trYe nature of brain moves are revealed.

Ash had so much excitment to finally get to have a pymander, even though he wanted a levi at first. He played with the yellow and orange striped Snake type Pokemon he had recieved under Misty's behest. Pymander is an 9ft long snake type pokemon, one eye is white and one is black and it has a rainbow colored cross in between his eyes, when Pymander is a high enough levelhe will be able to shout lazers out of the rainbow color cross.

Ash looked Pymander up on his pokedex and learned that Pymanders are

Pymander had a lot of neat moves that could be used on other pokemon but Ash didn't have the chance to battle pokemon with Misty becaues she said she was "too busy to battle my poekmon against yours when the maniac is on the loose! Who'se going to keep evil Misty from chopping you up with her axe if I'm distracted with Pokemon!" And that just about settled it.

So even though Ash had a lot fo excitment in his life he was also a very sad boy. At night, when he was laying in his tent and Misty stalked back in forth in front of it to keep him safe from the maniac he would cry and cry and Pymander would lick up the tears that fell down to the floor of the tent. But he knew he could finally battle pokemon one day soon, and until then he learned all about Pymanders different moves so he would have some idea how to battle when he finally got the chance. One of Pymanders moves is called The Heckle Jeckle, Pymander begins to flail his body around all over the place like a giant two ended whip having a seizure and occasionally lands a powerful blow. The other move that Pymander knows was not as powerfull when it came to lessening hte opponents HP points but had another kind of effect )it wasn't an attack move) Percieved Trauma; the opponents pokemon has a 50% chance of getting self diagnosed ptsd, the effects for self diagnosed ptsd are that every 4 turn cycles the move ratio is eliminated by 48% per cyclic half meta cycle having an overall effect of lowering accuracy.

Ash memorized those two moves and their effects and eagerly awaited his first pokemon battle while he and Misty trudged, endlessly it seemed, through the thick dark woods just off the highway, but he figured they were pretty far from the highway by now, they had been walking for days..."C'mon MIsty, lest just have a quick pokemon battle out here in the woods, i bet the maniac would never spend days walking so far into the woods, there aren't enough people to chop up out here only trees so lets just batttle already!" he had jumped out in front of herp ath in his sudden boyish excitment but Misty hit him over the head very hard and sent him sprawling to the ground in a puddle.

"That's exactly what the maniac wants us to do you idiot!" He was so stupid that it made Misty angry, "sometimes I just wish evil Misty would go ahead and chop you up already!"

"Yaaaa!" Ash cried out, he was so afraid of that happening, "but maybe if my pokemon was strong enoguh he could fight off the maniac!"

Misty hit Ash again and cut her eyes at him, "you don't even have any Brain Tokens and you think you can battle pokemon?' She laughed at him for that, "how would your pokemon use its secret brain move without you shattering one of your brain tokens on your plastershield which you dont even have," Misty took a moment to run her fingers along her welll waxed plastershield, which Ash eyed jealously.

"I haven't even heard of that! What are brain moves?"

"Brain moves are every Pokemons secret move that you have to discover for yourself by sacrificing a brain token which you get through quests and meditation or sometimes other ways, and you have to shattter one brain token per each brain move you use and you shatter them against your plastershield of course," Misty paused for a loud gulp of breath and to check to see that Ash was still following her, "Its vitally importatnt that your pokemon doesnt battle any other pokemon until it has a few brain tokens on standby and can use its proxy move just in case... With a maniac on the loose nowhere is safe, even way out here in these secluded woods i've led you to. So you should never run out of brain moves and never draw your pokemon if you are out of brain tokens!"

This gave Ash quit a lot to think about, he had not even heard obrain tokens until just then. He wondered about all the other things that people had lied to him about over the years, that a red dressed old man snuck into his house and left him things, that every night a giant frog swallowed the sun and its bereft lover the moon spent alll night racing toward the spot where shed last seen her mate go into the maw of the beast, reaching her destination she plows straight into the frogs throat bubble neck appendage, the frog spits out the sun adn teh new day is born... he had heard a lot of things in hise life, he had hear a lot of lies...

Misty noticed how quiet and contemplative ash was being and hit him by surprise, "you shouldnt spend so much time alone with your thoughts, the government can shoot beams into your brain and make you crazy! You need to spend less time worrying about all of your crazy delusions and more time talking to me so I can learn more about you and all the ways i can keep you safe from the maniac!" Misty felt angry that Ash didn't seem to care about how much time she was spending keeping him safe from the maniac, she gave up a lot of things to be out in the woods with him, watching him like a hawk at all times... TO BE CONTINUED

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