Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Familiar of Zero. All works are properties of their respective owners.
"Dialogue"
"Thought"
"Louise's summoning chant"
It was a beautiful, sunny day in Domino City. Yugi Muto was in his classroom at Domino City high school, playing a children's card game with Joey.
"Yugi, how long are you going to be playing? I want to go to the bathroom and use your body and do number 1." Yami said to Yugi who was beating Joey in a children's card game at the time.
"Oh no, not this time, last time I let you use my body, you gave yourself a wedgie and then switched back" Yugi said, remembering the time Yami did that to him. He could remember it like it was yesterday because it was yesterday when it happened.
"I beg of you…"
"Yami, did you hear that?"
"Yes, I did. That voice it sounds even worse than Tristan's voice!"
"My servant who lives somewhere in the universe!"
Yugi looked around the room to see where that voice came from. He turned to see Tea Gardner on his left, staring down at the children's card game unfolding right in front of her. He say Tristan standing on his right, who said something about having his own episode. He then looked at Joey Wheeler in front of him. Joey looked deep in thought about what to do next even though he only had 1 card in his hand and no cards on the field.
"I place one card face-down and end my turn" Joey said in his Brooklyn accent.
" I sacrifice Kuriboh to summon Summoned Skull. Summoned Skull attack Joey directly and finish the duel and his annoying Brooklyn accent!"
"Brooklyn Rage!" Joey said as he flipped the desk and made the cards go flying.
"Does Yugi Muto have to mind crush a bitch?" Yugi said, staring at Joey with a serious look.
"Nyeh, no. It's fine I can go without being mind crushed."
"Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit!"
"Hmmm, there's only one person whose voice actually sounds worse than Tristan's."
"Hey Bakura, did you say something?" Yugi said as he turned to Bakura, the only gay kid in his school that he knew.
"No Yugi, I didn't say anything. Also , can I be in the show?"
"And cut into my precious screen time?"
"Get bent you gay limey!" Joey added.
"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm just British not gay!" Bakura said as he got up to walk over to Yugi.
"Whatever, stop cutting into my precious screen time" Yugi said as he pushed Bakura out the door.
"Yugi, did you really need to do that?" Tea asked.
"It's not like he's a main character or anything, so he isn't needed" Tristan said.
"But still, he is our friend and without friendship, we are nothing."
Tea and Tristan went back and forth about friendship and Yugi got annoyed.
"Yugi, assert yourself. You are the main character. Act like one!" Yami said to Yugi.
"Everyone, shut up or you will all get mind crushed!" Yugi said as he stood up. Everyone immediately shut up due to the fear of the mind crush.
"Answer to my guidance!"
"Yami, what is happening?"
"I don't know Yugi, but I feel we are going to another universe where we aren't the main characters!"
"What, that will never….. Holy crap…." Yugi said as he was sucked into a portal right in his classroom.
" What the hell just happened to Yugi?" Tea said.
"I don't know" Joey said as he breathed a sigh of relief. Joey had been mind crushed yesterday when he demanded more screen time from the producers, and that would cut into Yugi's screen time. Yugi found out and mind crushed Joey, so that he would wake up the next day and not try to ask for more screen time.
"Hey guys, now that Yugi is gone, can I be a main character?" Bakura asked as he came back into the room after getting thrown out.
"Get the hell out of here, you stupid limey!" Joey said as he pushed Bakura back out.
"So who's the main character now?" Tristan asked.
"Obviously it's me. I have the stupidest hair, and weirdest voice out of everyone in the series. Plus I'm 10 times smexier than Kaiba. I will also change the name of the show to Joey-Oh!" Joey said.
Somewhere else in Domino City, Seto Kaiba's Kaiba senses were tingling.
"Mokuba, get my helicopter ready! I need to go over to Domino City high school to assert my status as main character and the best player of children's card games out there."
"Alright big brother, and can I be in this chapter?" Mokuba said as he turned off the tv.
"Shut up, Mokuba!"
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Louise stared at the being she just summoned. She had just summoned a teenage boy who was wearing blue pants, a blue jacket, and a white shirt. He had some strange machine attached to his arm, and a puzzle having from his neck.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"So cute, how did Louise the Zero summon such a cute familiar?" One girl asked.
"What type of familiar is it?" Someone asked.
"Are you stupid? It is a baby bear!" Someone else asked.
"No, it is a baby panda!" Kirche answered.
Yugi Muto looked around to see where he was. He saw a bunch of people his age, wearing black clothing and capes. He looked and saw the wide variety of hair color that was present and smirked.
"Their hairstyles are nothing compared to mine. My hair is at least ten times crazier than their's."
"Yugi, I agree. Go ask someone how to get back to our universe. I have a bad feeling that Bakura is going to be a main character" Yami said as Yugi walked up to a pink haired girl.
"Excuse miss, where are we and how to we get back to Domino City in Japan or the U.S., it really isn't specific." Yugi said as he stood in front of her.
"Kya, the baby panda can speak!" Kirche said, fainting at the sight. She wasn't the only one to do so in the school to.
"I'm not a baby panda, so how do we get out of here?"
"Wait, so you're not a baby panda?" Yami asked with a shocked look on his face.
"Yes, I'm not a baby panda" Yugi said aloud.
"So how do we get back home, miss? I need to return and reclaim my status as main character!"
Louise stood there dumbfounded. She was really excited to have a panda as a familiar but was upset to learn her familiar was a person.
Mr. Colbert!" Louise shouted at the middle-aged man who stood on the far-side of the crowd.
"Please let me re-summon!" Louise begged her teacher.
"I'm sorry Miss Vallière, I can't allow that. A familiar is a mage's lifelong partner, and to redo the ceremony would defile the ritual itself."
"So you mean I have to?" Louise said with a sad look on her face.
"Yes, finalize the ritual."
"You should consider yourself lucky!" Louise said as she kissed Yugi on the lips.
"Woohoo, first base!" Yugi said as he got the kiss. Yugi jumped up in celebration but collapsed to the ground in searing pain.
"Well, um, actually Yugi, I did stuff in your body with a fan girl, and um, we've been here before." Yami said as stood above the fallen Yugi, who was writhing in pain on the ground, who then became unconscious.
"Yugi, Yugi, don't die on me! I need your body to be able to play card games. Yugi, YUGI!" Yami as he stood over the unconscious Yugi.
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"Surprised you didn't back down commoner!" Guiche said as he twirled his rose around.
"Who would run away from you? You are even gayer than Bakura, and me being a main character, pretty much dictates I will win this duel." Yugi said as he stared at Guiche.
Everyone had gathered at Vestri Court to see the duel between the commoner and Guiche. Guiche challenged Yugi to a duel when Yugi insulted Guiche as being a secondary character, and demanded more screen time.
"Let's begin the duel!" Guiche said as he twirled his rose, sending a petal to the ground, which from that, sprung a bronze valkyrie.
"Super Special Awesome Ultra Sexy Transformation go!" Yugi said as he transformed into Yami.
Yami activated his duel disk and drew six cards to start his turn.
"I set 1 monster, and put down 2 face-downs and end my turn"
"Cards? Hmph, you think cards will save you? Valkyrie put the commoner in his place!"
The valkyrie attacked his face-down monster, only to get pushed back by the monster, which turned out to be Big shield Gardna.
"He is just a commoner, yet he can control familiars?" a fat boy in the crowd asked.
"What is he?" a girl asked.
"My turn" Yami said as he drew another card.
"I summon Queen's knight and switch Big Shield Gardna to attack mode. Queen's Knight attack his valkyrie. Big Shield, attack his life points directly!"
Queen's Knight destroyed Guiche's valkyrie and Big Shield Gardna attacked Guiche, sending him flying 10 feet back.
"Hmph, you got lucky commoner. Let's see you deal with this." Guiche said as he summoned 5 more valkyries.
"Attack the commoner!"
"Nope, I activate Mirror Force."
Guiche watched in horror as his valkyries hit an invisible force, destroying all of them.
"If you surrender now, I will forget all this." Guiche said as he desperately summoned 10 more valkyries.
"Not going to happen, I will not surrender to a secondary character!" Yami said as he drew another card.
"I activate Brain Control, your valkyrie is mine! Now I sacrifice Big Shield Gardna, Queen's Knight, and your valkyrie to summon Obelisk the Tormentor!" Yami said as he threw down Obelisk on his duel disk.
The crowd watched in horror as Obelisk the Tormentor appeared from lightning storm. Obelisk looked around for a few seconds, and then looked directly at Guiche.
"I now activate Call of the Haunted to bring back Queen's Knight. I also activate Monster Reborn to bring back Big Shield Gardna! I sacrifice these 2 monsters to give Obelisk infinite power!"
Guiche wet his pants as the blue Obelisk took the 2 monsters into his hand and crushed both of them, turning himself red in the process.
"Obelisk finish this now! Attack Guiche with fist of fury!"
Obelisk punched 1 of Guiche's valkyries and destroyed them all the in process. The shockwave shook the ground and sent Guiche flying right into a castle wall. The crowd, having been moved by the shockwave, watched in horror as Yami walked up to Guiche, his Obelisk walking right behind him, causing the ground to shake with each step.
"Do you concede defeat?"
"Yes, yes, I concede defeat!"
"So, who is the main character?"
"You are, you are!" Guiche said as a new puddle formed under him.
"Good" Yami said as he turned away from him.
"How, how could I have lost to him?"
Yami turned around and stared at Guiche for a moment.
"Guiche, if you really wish to know….. then talk to the hand!" Yami said as he put his hand in front of him.
"Mind crush!"
Yami then turned to the crowd, who was shaken at the sight of Guiche's unconscious body.
"Who is the main character now?" Yami asked as he put his hand behind his ear, slightly leaning forward.
"You are, you are!" the crowd said in unison.
"Good, don't forget, there is only one super smexy handsome man on this show and that is me!"
"Don't you mean me?" Yugi said to Yami.
"Umm, sure"
"Hmmm, maybe I should just mind crush Yugi and steal his body " Yami thought.
"Now everyone, bow before your new master!"
Sorry, I wasn't sure as to how to end the chapter. Also, which character should I do next? Leave a review and put in who you want next in a chapter.
Character choices- Marik
Bakura
Yami Marik
Yami Bakura
Tristan
Joey Wheeler
Mai Valentine
