This is very weird, and my brother and I just made this up. the voices he made were funny so I just HAD to put it on Fanfic. This is very random.Just to let everyone know... this weirdest story that I have written.I'm pissed at this computer right now, because I just wrote this chapter but it deleted it!!! Oh well i'll just write it again. So you BETTER enjoy this chapter!!!!! Chapter 2
It just gets WEIRDER?
"Naruto you jerk" Hinata growled at Naruto
"huh?" Naruto replied confused (Isn't he ALWAYS?)
"... I love it!!!!"Hinata yelled as she dog piled onto Naruto
"Hinata is something wrong?"Naruto asked
"hyped up on sugar" Hinata said while twitching.
twitch twitch.
"O.k. you can stop twitching." Naruto said
"NEVER!!!!" shouted Hinata
Hinata ran off in some random direction, while dragging Naruto with her.When Hinata got to a clearing she saw Kakashi slapping a monkey that looks like Gai. (from Night at the Musuem...)
"God damn it Kakashi... why are you slapping a monkey!?!" scolded Hinata in a guyish voice.
"He started it" Kakashi said while pointing at the monkey.
The monkey starts making monkey noises.
"Now give me book back" Said Kakashi.
The monkey points left of them.
"I can't believe that he reads this stuff" said Neji
Neji looks around. He finds the nearest door goes in, closes the door. A few seconds later he opens it, puts a sign that say 'do not disturb' , and closes the door again.
"NEJI MAURICE HYUGGA!!!!" Ten-Ten screamed while pounding on the door.
Neji opens the door.
"I thought I told you, NEVER speak my middle name in public." Neji said
"Hey at least you have a middle or a LAST name!!!!"
"Listen you" was all Neji got to say before he was cut off.
"Maurice..." Kakashi while pointing a finger at him laughing.
"God damn it now they all know"
"Maurice" said sakura pointing at Neji
"huh?" (He's getting used to be ing called that, but he will never expect what happens NEXT!!!!)
SLAP
"What the hell was that for?"
Something latched itself onto Neji's arm.
"Why the hell are you on me, Lee?" seething anger clearly in his eyes as Neji said this.
"Gaara's scary!!" (a/n again...isn't he ALWAYS???)
"BARNEY!!!!!!" screamed Gaara on top of a gaint Sand Barney
Ino poped on to the top of the sand barney's head and slapped it with a paper fan, and the Sand Barney dissappeares.
"NO BARNEY...I'm going to go get a hot choclate." said Gaara out of no where.
'three'
'two'
one'
"aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! It burns!!!!!!!!!"
"That's why it's called HOT choclate"said Gaara's inner demon...
Suddenly Sasuke poped out of the bushes and put a metal on Neji that said Maurice.
"Uchiha you are dead" Neji said closing the door.
Just as Ten-Ten was about to pound on it again the door opened. The stood Neji dressed like he was in Army.(tanks,guns,bazukaz.all that good stuff)
"Oh $!!"
"Army attack Uchiha."
Sasuke starts runing away.The tanks and Neji follow him shoting at him.
"I like sporks" said Naruto pulling out a bunch of sporks, and chucking them at the group.
Suddenly Naruto stopped
"Did you run out of amo my good man???" Hinata asked in a guyish voice.
"Under wear!!!"Naruto exclamed holding up a pair of boxers
"Wait thooses boxers have a name on them"
There in tiny print the name 'Kakashi Hatake'
"KAKASHI"
"What I didn't feed them 12,000,000,000 plain sugar cubes."Kakashi said
"On accident" added Kakashi
"KAKASHI" Sakura said pulling out a mallet.
That's how it ended. Hinata jumped off the cliff and bueaty and Cindarella lived happily in the little old shoe that smells like farts.Oh sorry wrong ending.
Ok. this is how it really ended. Sakura jumped off the cliff and Hinata and Cinderalla lived happily with the 10ft. tall 7 dawrfs,as Naruto says I like foons,I mean sporks...Sorry still wrong ending.
Ok. the REAL ending this time please. ok.
"Sasuke lets do a mexican hat dance over the sporks!!!"Naruto said with a poncho and a teirra on his head.
"Yes Sasuke let's do a Mexican hat dance over th sporks" Hinata said holing up a taco.
"Dobe I thought you loved sporks"Sasuke stated buntly(Some how he got away from Neji)
"Oh no my presious sporks!!!!!" Naruto said dropping to the ground and crying
"Ah oh well. At least I still have the underwear." Naruto said
Everyone beat up Kakashi. And Everyone got married.
no comment. just review.. Might continue if I get enough review I'll continue this. Ja ne.Ok the last part about marrige never really happened!!!
