Dear Journal,
I found Artemis's cell phone on the kitchen counter the other day. It took me almost thirty minutes, but I managed to change his speed dial so number one would be Joe's Pizza Palace.
Dear Journal,
The ring tone on my cell phone was mysteriously changed from vibrate to the song "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. It went off as I was watching television with Juliet. She laughed at me.
Dear Journal,
That Artemis! I can't believe he would change my ring tone! Well…no matter. I have an even better revenge planned for him…hehehe…
Dear Journal,
I posted the number of Artemis's cell phone on the internet. So far he's gotten over two hundred calls in eight different languages.
Dear Journal,
Artemis posted my cell number on the internet. I couldn't figure out how to change my ring tone back to normal. The lyrics of "Hollaback Girl" still ring fresh in my mind. I kind of like Gwen's music. Maybe I'll download her new CD onto i-tunes.
Dear Journal,
I'm getting tired of these endless calls by my fangirls (and some fanguys too…). And I still can't figure out how to change my cell's ring tone. It's like my cell phone hates me…
