I've used some of these cliches in my story. I'm just poking fun (and seriously critiquing) some Naruto fan fiction cliche's I've seen.

I do not own Naruto in any way.


Pointlessly Long Explanations That Were Already Discussed Earlier In The Story

"Well the reason why I am now 6'4 and have the voice of a man who has just came out of prison is because I am Madara's grandson on my father's side. I have the Rinnegan, Tenseigan, Byakugan, Rinnesharingan, Sharingan, and Six Paths Senjutsu. Kurama is also my friend" Naruto explained. "Who is Kurama?" Hiruzen asked. "Well Kurama is the son of Hagoromo Otsutsuki he was created by splitting the Jubi into 9 pieces which is the 9 tailed beasts Kurama is known as the Kyubi. Did you know that I had 30 bowls of ramen yesterday and Hinata is my girlfriend? My mother and father are also in my mindscape and their chakra doesn't run out because I made a deal with the Shinigami, Yami, and Kami that they wouldn't die. I also like to eat toast." Naruto explained further.

Pointless Character Bashing

Because Sakura said one mean thing to Naruto 2 years ago, she tripped on a log, and broke her leg. But when Hagoromo Otsutsuki, Madara Uchiha, Tobirama Senju, and Hashirama Senju came out of nowhere, she died from pneumonia.

Civilian Council Or Whatever

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Screamed the pink-haired banshee known as Mebuki Haruno (Even though she has blonde hair) because Hiruzen said that Naruto would be graduating from the academy. "Kill that demon fox, Hokage-sama!" Screamed a fat civilian. "YEAH!" Came from the crowd of civilians. Hiruzen then released a bout of KI or Killer Intent and killed everyone in the room.

Namikaze and/or Uzumaki Estate

Since Naruto figured out that Minato was his father (blonde hair, blue eyes, shaggy hair, seriously, who couldn't tell the resemblance?) he could start living in the Namikaze estate. The Namikaze estate was about as big as a continent. Every house was made of solid gold, and the floors were made with platinum. There were scrolls on sealing, Swift Release, hell, even the Kamehameha!

Neglect

"Sorry Naruto, but we have to train insert female Naruto name, usually Naruko. and insert some random other OC name, usually something like Natsumi or Mesumi. we will train you later." Kushina said, not paying attention to Naruto. "But Kaasan, you said that you would train me!" Naruto whined, he was about to cry. "URUSEI NARUTO! YOU ARE SUCH A BAD SON! LEAVE OUR HOUSE, YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO OUR FAMILY!" Minato screeched. Naruto ran out.

Crossovers When The Story Description Said No Crossovers

When Naruto was about to die, the Shinigami gave him the zanpakuto. "Use the zanpakuto, Naruto." The Shinigami said. Naruto then killed Zabuza, Kakashi, Sakura, and Ino for good measure. But then Saitama went and killed Naruto, but Naruto came back. "KA-ME.. HA-ME.. HA!" Naruto said as a wave of blinding blue energy killed Saitama.

Terrible Punctuation

"hello naruto" said tsunade "hi tsunade" said naruto "how are u doing tsunade i herd u teech sakura how medical ninjutsu so teech plez" naruto said


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