"Hello Ladies...Look at your man. Now back to me… Now look at your man. Now back to me…"

"Sadly, he isn't me… But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switch to Gyaxa, he could smell like me."

"Look down, now back up! Where are you? You're on a spaceship with the man your man could smell like!"

"What's in your hand? Back to me… I have a comet, with two tickets to the galaxy you love… Look again. The tickets are now stars! Anything is possible when your man smells like Gyaxa and not a lady…"

"I'm on a segway..."

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YURI! PUT SOME CLOTHES BACK ON, YOU SENILE OLD MAN!" Simon almost vomited as he saw the cosmic idiot strip for his history making commercial for an official GYAXA body wash.