Sorry for the wait- I don't think I'll have any sort of schedule for this fic as we can all see how well that worked out last time. I hope for this story to be a long one as it is going to chronicle all Georgia's first term at uni- I always have wanted to do something like that. Remember to leave a review if you liked it, and anyways, enjoy!
Sunday 3rd September
6.30am
I have to drive to Och Aye Land, and I have to leave by 7.45. SEVEN FORTY-FIVE. And I have to drive with Jas, who I'm sharing a dorm with. JAS. And I'll have to deal with teary goodbyes from Mutti. Vati probably will breathe a sigh of relief and Libby might try and eat me. I put nothing past that child. I caught her drowning her Barbies in the sink when I went to brush my teeth this morning. Mad as a hatbox, she really is. Or do I mean hatter? Ah, well, Mutti and Vati have to deal with her alone now. No more of that for me, which is fabbity fab with knobs and sprinkles. But she is cute, and I do love her, so I suppose I will miss her. As for those such as Uncle Eddie...
HA DE HA HA.
Fat chance.
7.03am
Makeup and outfit time
Lalalala. I am to be free. I will miss Angus and Gordy, though. They have been there through the ups and downs, occasionally giving me the 'stupid human' looks but overall the ones with the most empathy in this family. Hee hee. This brush tickles.
7.20 am
Having finished my fabulous transformation, I need to pack my makeup bag. Eh, I'll put it in my rucksack with my hand luggage. I just hope it doesn't explode like it did when I was on that aeroplane. It wasn't my fault, I didn't realise the heavy turbulence would make me drop my bronzer.
7.25 am
Breakfast
My forever-favourite drink (milky coffee) and a small bowl of Cheerios will suffice as breakfast today. Oooh, I used the word suffice. Miss Wilson would be proud. Ha, all those little first-formers walking in to the school, unknowing of what they're setting themselves up for- endless dither-a-thons from Miss Wilson, rants from the enormous Slim and being shouted at by the resident lesbian Miss Stamp. Oh, the good old days which actually weren't very good at all but we won't tell them that because it shall be funny to watch them suffer and remember that we DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK YESITTY YES AND THRICE YES!
7.37 am
Jas has arrived! She walked here and we're taking my car, due to her failing her driving test. I'm honestly not surprised. She went on a tangent about molehills to the instructor while turning and knocked the wing mirror off the neighbouring car, apparently. Though really, my car is about as sophisticated as a car shaped sculpture made of rat poo. At least it has four wheels. What was I saying? Oh yes! She's busy hugging my family and they want me to say goodbye. because I have to leave in five minutes. We shall see how this goes.
7.50 am
Driving
Good Lord Sandra, the goodbyes were something else. Mutti hugged me until my ears dropped off (not literally, of course, then I wouldn't have had the 'joy' of hearing her sobbing), all teary. Vati did sigh a happy sigh of relief, as I predicted.
"Georgia, I can't even express how much money I'm going to save once you've gone, bye," was the last thing he said to me. How lovely. Libbs was bored of being a rhino and went back to her lifelong favourite game of being a cat. "Meowy, Gingey! Byebye!" was her sentiment. I gave a quick 'BYE' and then zoomed out the door, having packed my cases into the car and now I'M FREE! FREE AS A BIRD! As they say, life is a highway and I am full of the joy of lifeosity!
