A(nother) Messed Up Story by Me!
(Aurora the Enchantress)

A/N: This is a sequel to my other messed up story, A Messed Up Story By Me! You may not totally understand this if you have not read the first one!!

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Me: Hellllooo! I'm back!

Audience: *groan*

Me: *indignant* Who asked you?

*sighs and hands out bags of marshmallows to everyone in sight*

Me: *giggle* Time to play Marshmallow Mania!!

(Older and younger sisters walk in my room)

Serena: What exactly are you doing?

*Strangeness of my twisted mind is revealed as the camera focuses in on a bunch of stuffed animals and marshmallows strewn around the room*

Me: er, uh... hehe.

(Suddenly Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Professor Snape, and Professor McGonagall appear)

Me: Oh, goody! More contestants for my wonderful game Marshmallow Mania!

Hermione: I've got a bad feeling about this....

Ron: Kewl, dudette! What's happening here?

Harry: How do you play?

Ginny: *little angel smile* Can I be partners with Harry?

Marian: Hey! I was gonna be with Harry!

Ginny: *glares* Who asked you?!

*start throwing things at eachother*

Me: Hey! Be careful with that, that's my china- eeeee!

China Tea Set: *shatters against the wall*

Me: Noooo!

Professor Snape: 20 points from Gryffindor!

Professor McGonagall: Hey! You can't do that! 30 points from Slytherin!

Draco: That's not right! Do something, Professor Snape!

Professor Snape: Ok, 50 points from Gryffindor!

Professor McGonagall: Fine, if you want it that way, 100 points from Slytherin!

Snape: 500 points!

McGonagall: 1,000 points!

Snape: 10,000 points!

Harry: That's not fair!

McGonagall: *this is getting ridiculous* 1,000,000 points from Slytherin!!

Draco: That's not fair!

(Harry attacks Professor Snape)

Ron: Dude! Get him!

*joins the fight*

Me: Stop! You'll mess up my CD player!

Ron: What's a CD player?!

CD Player: *gets tossed out of the window*

Me: *groan* Not again!

Draco: You idiots! *lunges at Harry's throat*

Harry: *sidesteps*

Draco: *crashes into crystal lamp*

Me: Not my crystal lamp again!

Crystal Lamp: *slow mo* *falling*... *shatters*

Me: Nooo!

Meanwhile..........

Ginny: How dare you!? Harry is mine!

Marian: Then why did he go with me to the Three Broomsticks just the other night? Huh?!

Ginny: I was sick with tydrophema!

Marian: That isn't even a sickness!!

*shoot death glares at each other*

Hermione: *exasperated* Will you guys stop it? You're being ridiculous!! .... Harry is MINE!!

Professor McGonagall: *fights her way over to them* Will you girls stop it and help me here?!

All: Sorry, but NO.

***back to the other mode***

Draco: *knocked senseless*

Me: *torn between love for Draco and my crystal lamp*

Serena: Someone help Severus!!!!!

*POOF* *BANG* *BOOM*

*Doors fly open, window shutters bang, a flash of lightning and roll of thunder!*

*dun dun dun....*

The-Wise-Person-From-Above: I'M BAAAAACK!!

All: NOOOO!

Serena: Oh please, Wise Person from Above, help Severus! *makes an elaborate bow*

TWPFA: *grin* OK! Someone lend me a wand!

Serena: *Grabs Hermione's wand*

Hermione: Hey! What's the big idea!?

Serena: *throws wand to TWPFA*

TWPFA: Ok, how does that spell go? Oh, yeah! Soda Ash!

*BOOM* *Flash of light*

Hermione: uh oh....

Serena: Oh no! What happened?!

Professor Snape: *happy smile* *skips out of the room*

All: ??

Hermione: Forgive me for asking, but what exactly was that supposed to be?

TWPFA: Er, I think I should be going now!! *disapparates*

Harry: Where in Voldemort's name did he go?

Ron: *shrug* Who knows?

Hermione: *grabs her wand* *tries to hex Marian and Ginny*

Ginny: *dodges the spell* *runs over to Harry* *hangs onto one arm* Will you be my partner in the game?

Harry: What game?

Marian: *grabs Harry's other arm* Oh, no you don't! He's mine!

Ginny: No, he's mine!

Marian: Mine!

Ginny: MINE!

Hermione: Quit it! He's MINE!

Ron: ?!?! Hermione!

Hermione: Yes? Do you have a problem, Ron?

Ron: *glare*

Professor McGonagall: Ok, enough of this! Or I'll take points from any house I can!

Draco: *suddenly wakes up* *dazed* What happened?

Me: Oh my poor Draco! *flings arms around him*

All: *look revolted*

Ginny: Mine!

Marian: MINE!

Harry: Stop!

Ron: Yeah, dudettes, cut the 'mine' stuff! And Hermione, you'd just better have a good explanation!

Professor McGonagall: I must say you all are acting so childish- *mouth drops open in horror* *points shakily to the opening door*

(Door opens. In skips Professor Snape. He is wearing Marian's frilly white flower girl dress and carrying a basket full of flower petals.)

Professor Snape: *begins singing* Here comes the bride! *throws flowers in everyone's face* All fat and wide! *dumps basket of flowers over Harry's head* *giggles* *skips out*

Serena: ?!?! What did that numbskull do?! That's it! Give me that wand! *grabs Hermione's wand* What was that stupid spell? Oh, waterproof funnoodle!

TWPFA: *appears* ........ How did you do that?! You possess powers beyond the far galaxies! *kisses Serena's shoes*

Serena: *whacks him over the head with Hermione's wand* What did you do to my precious baby?!

TWPFA: ??.... Oh, you must mean that dude I cast my most powerful spell on!

Serena: MOST POWERFUL SPELL?!

TWPFA: Yes, er, *heh heh* It makes you smarter!

Hermione: Forgive me for saying so, but isn't that spell Ash Soda and not Soda Ash?

TWPFA: *smacks forehead with hand* Whoops! Uh, some little mistake there. How bad could it be, though?.............

(Snape skips back in with more flowers, a bonnet on his head, and his hair in pigtails.)

Professor Snape: *to Serena* *high, girlish voice* Don't I look pretty, Mommy?

Serena: *looks horrified*

Professor Snape: *singing again* Here comes the groom! *throws flowers on Serena* Skinny as a broom! *dumps flowers on TWPFA*

Ron and Harry: *start cracking up*

Professor Snape: Let's play wedding! *giggle*

Serena: *to TWPFA* See what you've done?! *picks up an embroidered pillow*

Embroidered Pillow: *hits TWPFA in the face*

Serena: Now fix him!

TWPFA: *snicker*

Serena: I mean it! *grabs the wand* *points it at TWPFA* Lotus Pool B-

TWPFA: Ok, ok! I'll fix it! *snatches Hermione's wand back*

Hermione: Hey, be careful with that!

TWPFA: Kool Operator!

(A blinding flash of light hits Professor Snape)

Professor Snape: *begins singing and skipping around the room* Have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, have you seen the-

TWPFA: Whoops! Wrong spell! Lessee here..... Oh, yes, Hasbro Interactive!

(Professor Snape is surrounded in white mist that quickly disappears)

TWPFA: There, I did it! *is proud of himself*

Professor Snape: *flies through the air upside down* *giggles*

All: *glare at TWPFA*

TWPFA: Some er, technical difficulties here! Lemme think........ I've got it this time! Game Boy Printer!

(Professor Snape is hit by a lightning looking thing. [A/N: Ain't I creative?] He falls to the floor, screaming with apparent agony.)

Hermione: You stupid nitwit, you've just preformed the Forbidden Laughing Curse!

TWPFA: Uh oh......

Hermione: *grabs the wand* Pickle Relish!

(White light hits Professor Snape)

Professor Snape: *stops laughing* *dazed* *looks down at himself* WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DARK LORD AM I WEARING!?!

All: *crack up*

Professor Snape: *turns red* *runs out of the room to go change*

(Suddenly a white owl swoops into the window and drops a letter on TWPFA's head.)

Ginny: Ooh, read it!

TWPFA: *opens letter and reads it out loud*

Dear Miss Aurora,

We of the Improper Use of Magic Office have been
enlightened that the Forbidden Game Boy Printer (Laughing)
curse was used at your place of residence at sixteen
minutes to three. As you know, this curse is forbidden.
That's why it's called the FORBIDDEN laughing game
boy printer curse. The individual who preformed it is due
for questions at the Ministry of Magic. We would highly
suggest that he gets a move on as we have more important
things to do.

Yours Sincerely,

Candelaria Cavanaugh
Improper Use of Magic Office
Ministry of Magic

TWPFA: Uh oh, that's the third time this week I've been up there! ..... help?! *disapparates*

All: *loud cheers and applause*

(Marian and Ginny start dancing together while Serena and Professor McGonagall jump around the room. Hermione and I burst into happy tears and Harry, Draco, and Ron set off some of Filibuster's No-Heat, Wet-Start Fireworks.)

Professor Snape: *walks back in in normal clothes* Er.....

Serena: The-Wise-Person-From-Above is gone, Severus!

Professor Snape: *starts dancing wildly*

Me: Now that we're all happy, how about a game of Marshmallow Mania? There are no partners, we're all in this together!

All: Sure!

Marian: *to Ginny* Sorry about the whole thing with Harry.

Ginny: Oh, my fault entirely!

*Are now best friends*

Hermione: *flings her arms around Ron* I'm so sorry, will you ever forgive me?

Ron: *laughs* Of course!

*live happily ever after.... Or do they? Find out in the next fic......*

Professor Snape: *proposes to Serena with a big diamond ring*

Serena: Yes!

*uh, they kiss?........*

Draco: Hey Aurora, I'm really sorry about your crystal lamp.

Aurora: That's ok! I'd much rather have you than any old crystal lamp!

*Aww.....hehe*

Harry: *pretends to gag*

Ginny and Marian: *giggle*

Professor McGonagall: So when are we gonna start this Marshmallow Mania game?

Me: Maybe in the next fic!!!

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Disclaimer: I own my CD player (thank you very much!), my broken crystal lamp, my embroidered pillows, my marshmallows, my room, and my cute stuffed animals! Marian owns herself. Serena owns her shoes, her engagement ring, and herself. Actually, maybe Prof. Snape owns Serena now? No, maybe not...... hee hee. TWPFA owns himself and as far as I'm concerned, he can keep it that way. Hermione owns her wand. The wonderful J.K. Rowling owns all the HP characters mentioned in this fic: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco (wish I owned him but I don't!), Ginny, Professor Snape, Voldemort (yes, he was mentioned), and Professor McGonagall. I don't know who owns Candelaria Cavanaugh, but I own her name.

A/N: So, didya like it? Hee hee... I am doing a series of these messed up thingys! And yes, there will be another one! **hears groans** Hey! Oh well. Thank you majorly to all the wonderful peeps who reviewed my last story as of today:

RonWeasleyFan, Hannah, Crazy Poet, Funny, aliveandkicking, Ferret w/ a Fez (thanx for the fez definition!), Sanna (Love your D/H fics!), Lady Kendall (award for the cutest Gundam fics!), Katie, Billy Jr. the 4th, Lily, and Peanut B.!! Love you all, you're great!

Thanks to everyone who reviewed my original fic, The Crystal Empowerment: Chapter One. I will not list them here but you know who you are, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. ^_^

Well that was the longest Author's Note I've written in a while. Heh heh.

Peace to all you peoples who took the time to read that!

Aurora