(Through the forests of Nottingham, an entire army of wolves and rhinos ran charging through the woods once again attempting to catch the ever elusive thief, Robin Hood. The fox ducked in the cover of the trees to avoid the arrows being flung at him. As he jumped into a bush, the guards passed right by him. As soon as he was sure he was out of danger, he walked out only to be greeted by the Sheriff himself.)
Sheriff: Well, well, well. Look who just came walking up to me. Prince John really wants to talk to you.
Robin Hood: You mean the former Prince John. He has been dethroned, remember?
Sheriff: You and your friends just got lucky that one time! But your lucks about to run out!
(Sheriff raised his sword and got ready to hack up the thief. But he ducked causing to Sheriff to spin wildly before Robin tripped him.)
Robin Hood: It looks like my luck is turning around.
(Robin Hood laughed as he made his getaway. The Sheriff ran quickly after him. Robin looked back and taunted the Sheriff. Unfortunately, he didn't see where he was going and fell straight down a cliff. As he hit the bottom, he came to a soft landing and fell into the sand bellow. As he looked around, he saw the land was now covered in miles of desert with sand dunes and wind blowing in all directions.)
Robin Hood: That's peculiar. I don't remember any of this being around.
(Robin Hood stood back up, but a splitting pain shot through his right foot forcing him back down. From on top of the cliff, the Sheriff looked down and saw Robin Hood lying down with his sprained foot.)
Sheriff: Aw, that's too bad. It looks like you don't know this place like the back of your hand after all. And what's this? You hurt yourself? Well don't worry. I know just the place to keep you for the night.
(The Sheriff whistled into the air. Robin didn't know who he was calling out to until he heard some loud growling from behind a dune. Showing up was a trio of hyenas eyeing hungrily at the injured fox. One was laughing like a maniac while the other two surrounded Robin. The thief brought out his arrows ready to stand his ground.)
(Meanwhile, out at sea next to a large island, a young boy in green clothes flies around the ship of the infamous pirate, Captain Hook who is constantly being taunted by the young boy.)
Peter Pan: Is that all you've got you old Codfish?
Captain Hook: Blast you Peter Pan! GET HIM YOU IDIOTS!
(The pirates brought out their guns and cannons and opened fire on the boy. But Peter avoided them all by flying around the ship. In the midst of the crossfire, the pirates weapons accidentally destroyed the sail along with the entire mast. Peter let out a loud cock-a-doodle-doo in victory as Hook glared angrily at the boy.)
Peter Pan: I had a great time playing with you Hook, but I've gotta fly!
(Peter flew off back to his home island, Neverland. But before he could make it, another pirate ship came up in front of him. Only this ship was flying in the air and was propelled by rocket engines.)
Peter Pan: WHOA! What in the world?
(Peter looked up at the crew to see them look nothing like humans, but more like strange deformed aliens.)
Peter Pan: Yikes. You are some ugly pirates. HEY HOOK! LOOKS LIKE THESE GUYS GOT YOU BEAT!
Captain Hook: KEEP LAUGHING PAN! BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG!
(Peter was about to fly around the new pirate ship. But suddenly, he took notice of the captain of the vessel. It looked like some kind of mix between a crab and a spider. The alien bug grabbed some kind of cannon and fired it at the boy scoring a direct hit. Peter plummeted to the ground onto Hooks ship where all the pirates quickly grabbed him and tied him up. Hook looked up to see the alien pirate captain still steering the ship.)
Scroop: That's it for my part! The boy is your problem now!
Captain Hook: He won't be my problem for long. Hahahahaha!
(As Hook and Scroop's ships sailed away, the pixie, Tinker Bell was watching them. Furious, she decided to go after the ships by herself.)
(At a large castle by the sea, hundreds of soldiers lead by an old man in black robes storm inside arresting everybody there. One of them is the prince of the castle, a man named Eric. The old man leading the troops confronts the prince.)
Eric: What is the meaning of this?
Frollo: I am simply doing my duty. You and everyone in this castle is under arrest for harboring gypsies.
Eric: Gypsies? There are no gypsies here.
Frollo: My apologies. Allow me to explain further. We have heard reports that you and everyone in this castle is in league with a race of unearthly creatures; the mermaids. Surrender them to us and your sentence will be lighter.
(Eric backed up as the soldiers came closer. Eventually, Eric came across a bust and threw it at the soldiers making them flinch while he escaped up the stairs.)
Frollo: Get him you fools!
(The soldiers marched up the stairs. As Eric ran down the hall, his wife showed up in a beautiful pink dress.)
Ariel: Eric? What is going on?
Eric: Ariel! You have to get out of here, quick!
Ariel: But. . .
(Frollo's troops came to the hallway and ran down.)
Eric: Just go!
(Ariel was hesitant at first, but she ran away while Eric held off the soldiers. Unfortunately, that didn't last long as they had the prince pinned to the ground and tied up.)
Ariel: ERIC!
(The troops turned to Ariel and started chasing after her. Ariel ran into her bedroom and locked herself in. The soldiers were about to break down the door and Ariel was trapped. As the princess tried to figure out what to do, a cloud of smoke popped up and a wizard came out from it startling the poor girl.)
Ariel: Who. . .who are you?
Merlin: I am Merlin. And you seem like you are in quite a fix.
(A sword pierced through the door almost ready to break it down.)
Merlin: No time to explain! Get by me!
(Ariel walked up to the wizard who raised his wand high. A cloud of smoke engulfed the room as the soldiers finally broke in. As they looked around, Ariel was gone and the room was empty. Frollo looked inside dissatisfied.)
Frollo: Leave no stone unturned! Find that mermaid!
(The soldiers continued to ransack the castle searching. What they didn't know was that out in the sea, Ariel was swimming away transformed back into a mermaid. She got off lucky that time.)
(In the Pridelands, all kinds of animals ran away in fear as a strange gigantic vehicle drove across the savannah. Simba looked over the chaos from Pride Rock. Accompanying him was his companion, the hornbill, Zazu.)
Zazu: Sire! What is that thing?
Simba: I'm not sure. But it's headed straight for Pride Rock! I'll go lead the lionesses to safety. You keep an eye on that thing and make sure it doesn't get too close.
(Simba ran into the rock to warn his pride while Zazu flew toward the strange looking vehicle. But as he got close, a gunshot fired from the vehicle and almost blew off Zazu's tail feathers.)
Zazu: WHAT IN THE WORLD?
(Standing out of the car was one of the hunters behind the attack.)
Clayton: Slow this thing down McLeach so I can get a good shot!
(Zazu flew away as fast as his wings could carry him, but ran out of breath when a stray gunshot flew over his head causing him to crash to the ground. Another hunter stepped out of the vehicle and grabbed the hornbill from off the ground.)
Gaston: Nice shot. Could've done it better myself.
(Gaston went around back and dropped Zazu into the cage.)
Zazu: Well, I suppose it could be worse.
Timon: Like how?
(Zazu turned to see a meerkat and a warthog also in the same cage.)
Zazu: Never mind.
Pumbaa: Uh-oh. I suppose this is a bad time to mention that I don't do so well in enclosed spaces. It kinda gets me. . .well, y'know.
(Timon and Zazu grimaced fearing the worst as the vehicle drove them away.)
(Back with Simba, he was busy herding all of the lionesses out of Pride Rock. His mate, Nala looked at her husband with worry.)
Nala: Simba? Where are we going to go?
Simba: Away from here. We can't let that thing find us, whatever it is.
Nala: Let me stay with you. I can't bear to be apart from you.
Simba: You have to go Nala. I'll be fine.
(Nala didn't want to leave, but she had no choice. She left with the other lionesses while Simba remained inside. It was then he heard an ominous presence around him. Simba grimaced knowing full well who was here.)
Simba: I know you're here. You don't have to hide from me.
(An evil lion stepped out of the shadows and walked up to his former nephew.)
Scar: Shame on you Simba. Hasn't your father taught you it's rude to make promises you can't keep?
Simba: I will be fine on my own. And I will beat you!
Scar: I don't mean that. I am talking about your pride and the fact that you said they would be safe.
Simba: What?
Scar: Look outside.
(Simba didn't want to, but he looked outside anyway. The lionesses were fighting for their lives as the three hunters, Clayton, McLeach, and Gaston were rounding them up one by one and then loading them all into the cage.)
Simba: No!
Scar: Yes.
Simba: NOOOO!
(Furious, Simba pounced on the evil lion, but he pushed him off. As soon as Simba got back up, Scar was gone.)
Simba: SCAR! WHERE ARE YOU? COME BACK HERE!
(The ground then began to shake like mad. From out of a tunnel appeared the head of what looked like a large, reptilian, snake-like beast. It was the ferocious monster known only as the Hydra. The monster roared as it stuck its neck out at Simba trying to eat him. Knowing he is no match for this beast, the lion was forced to leave. The Hydra chased after him, but got struck between the tunnels and could only watch as Simba ran away. Simba ran as fast as he could away from Pride Rock. Away from the Pridelands. But he stopped running when he felt the terrain beneath his feet. The land was now covered in sand and Simba looked around to find himself in the desert. As he looked over a dune, a huge city with a large palace in the center came into view.)
Simba: What is going on?
Lilo: Whu. . .where am. . .I?
(The little Hawaiian girl opened her eyes and looked around to find out where she was. It looked like a really dark and empty room with a single light shining down upon her.)
Lilo: Is anyone here?
(Another light flickered on revealing a new face. He looked like a magician with a top hat and everything. Around his neck, he had a strange talisman.)
Dr. Facilier: Ah, I see you are wide awake little girl. Now the fun can begin.
Lilo: Fun? What kind of fun?
(Another light flickered on. In another corner of the room was a small blue creature who looked pretty beaten up.)
Lilo: STITCH! What did you do to him?
Dr. Facilier: Relax kid, your pet is still alive. For now.
(On top of a desk, the shadow man pointed to a large rat wearing formal attire who appears to be working a series of buttons and switches. As he pressed a button, a door opened up releasing a large growling monster that nobody could identify. Mainly because it was hidden in the shadows. The beast turned its gaze toward Lilo and roared at the little girl.)
Lilo: Stitch, help me!
(Stitch, who heard Lilo's cry for help, sprang up and growled at the shadowed beast in the door.)
Ratigan: Look at that! The little monster thinks he can take this creature on! Be careful what you wish for.
(A chain around the beast broke off and it burst into the room revealing its true form. The monster was actually a gigantic black T-Rex with red eyes. The dinosaur charged after Lilo.)
Lilo: Get him Stitch!
Stitch: GRRR! AGGA NEEGA!
(Stitch jumped in front of the T-Rex and growled at it. The T-Rex lunged down and tried to devour the alien in one chomp. But Stitch jumped and landed on the dinosaurs head and started scratching its face. The T-Rex shook its head wildly throwing Stitch off knocking him against a wall. With the alien disoriented, the T-Rex charged to eat his meal. But the alien recovered just in time and ran at the monsters foot. To the villains' surprise, Stitch lifted the T-Rex above his head and tossed it into a wall creating a massive hole allowing them to exit.)
Lilo: Great work! Let's get out of here!
Stitch: Yeeeah!
(The two walked over the defeated T-Rex and through the hole over to the exit.)
Ratigan: It appears we have underestimated that little blue monstrosity.
Dr. Facilier: Yes. But never again!
(The shadow man slammed his walking stick on the ground calling out to a bunch of living shadows to come to his aid.)
Dr. Facilier: Friends! After them!
(The shadows did as obeyed and left the room to chase after the two heroes.)
(As Lilo and Stitch made it outside, they were surprised to find themselves in the middle of a large city. The city itself looks almost like a bizarre combination of New York and Paris.)
Lilo: Whoa. Where do you think we are this time Stitch?
Stitch: Eh, idunna.
(Before the two could get a chance to explore, Dr. Facilier's shadow demons showed up and surrounded the two.)
Lilo: Look out Stitch. Are you ready?
(In two of his four hands, Stitch whipped out two laser blasters.)
Stitch: Iga neetcha ready!
(Stitch and the shadows charged ready for battle.)
(Meanwhile, Mickey was walking through a grassy field while a strong breeze blew in his face.)
Mickey: Gosh. I must've gone way over my head this time. Why did I decide to do this alone? I need help if I'm going to return the worlds to normal.
(Mickey then heard a faint sound in the distance. When Mickey pushed the tall grass aside, he saw two people sleeping around a tall hut. One was a duck who was snoozing over by a tree wearing an oversized sombrero on his head. The other was a dog who slept on a long hammock wearing a poncho as a blanket.)
Mickey: Hey! Donald? Goofy? Is that you?
(The two woke up from their nap and saw the mouse running up to them.)
Donald: Hey! What's the big idea waking me. . .huh? Mickey!
Goofy: Mickey! Is that you?
(Donald and Goofy ran up to their friend and pat him on the back.)
Goofy: Long time no see, pal! Where've ya been?
Mickey: Busy. It's good to see you fella's again.
(It was at that point Donald just now noticed the sword Mickey was carrying.)
Donald: WAK! Why do you have that?
Mickey: Oh, this? I guess I should explain.
(Donald and Goofy both sat down as Mickey told them the unbelievable tale. The two friends seemed awestruck at this.)
Goofy: Gawrsh. So a bunch of worlds are all mixed up into one big world?
Mickey: Uh-huh. But I can't do it alone. Can I trust on your help guys?
Donald: Aw, sure. What are friends for?
Goofy: Ahyuck. All for one and one for all!
(Mickey, Donald, and Goofy joined hands and decided to travel together. However, watching them from on top a hill was an unseen stalker who decided to follow them.)
