Chapter 1: bad day and team division

That night, when Naruko was walking home, two men jumped out at her from an alley. "Hey look, it's the demon brat!" they were both odviously drunk, and Naruko started to back away. They both took out knifes, and started attacking her, one of them managed to cut the bandage around her chest, and said, "well, lookie here, the demon brats a girl! Know what we can do now?" the other man nodded, and they started to rape her. Before they could go to far, an ANBU appeared, and enraged by what he had seen, killed them both, before taking Naru to the hospital. Naru woke up two days later, and when the ANBU explained what had happened, she said "T-thank y-you." the ANBU looked at her sadly, she knew that the stutter would be hard to break, but hoped that with time, it would fade away.

Two weeks later, on the day of the team assignments, Naruto arrived before anyone else, even Sasuke, who was known for being there before everyone. Two hours later, the teams were being assigned. Naruto was on team seven with Sasuke and, Shikamaru. She was very excited when she heard that Shikamaru was on her team, they had been friends for years, and he was the only one who had almost discovered her secret. But when she heard that Sasuke was on her team, all she said was "l-look out for t-the fangirls." at which every boy burst out laughing, even Iruka. Sasuke just smirked at her, while said fangirls started chasing her around the room, until she had enough and at a very high speed, got behind them, henged into Iruka, and used his famous 'BIG-HEADED NO JUTSU' and yelled "GET IN Y-YOUR SEATS NOW!". When she dropped the henge, the whole class, Iruka, and even Sasuke this time, started laughing again, and Sakura, and Ino blushed and were about to try to chase her again, when she henged again and warned them that if they did, she would use 'BHnJ' again. They paled and sat down again.

Two hours later, Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru were still waiting for their Sensei. Naruto had pulled out a book
about jutsu, which suprised Sasuke, but Shikamaru was aleep, so he didn't notice, but in his sleep he did mutter,
"Troublesome..." Eventualy, their sensei arrived, he walked in and said,"Yo." They all looked up at him." 'M-my first i-impression of you is, you a-are lazy' That is
w-what you were going t-to say, am I right K-kakashi-sensei?" Naruto said without looking up from her book.
Kakashi froze and looked at her like she had grown a second head. " 'm-meet you on t-the roof' right? F-for introductions?" Naruto continued.
"That is just creepy." Kakashi said. " N-no, Sarutobi-jiji told me that y-you always do t-that when you g-get genin teams." she said, finaly looking up from her book. " oh..." Kakashi said, slightly blushing, even though the mask hid most of it. He then shunshined up to the roof.
Naruto quickly followed, not even looking up from her book while she used the same jounin level techniuqe.

Five minutes later, Sauske and Shikamaru caught up, and they sat on either side of 'Naruto'. "Ok, since blondie
ruined the suprise, he will start, and I know you know how to do it, so don't ask me to go first to demonstrate."
he said. "O-ok w-well, m-my name i-is...naruto, I like g-gardening,
r-reading, my f-friends, Konoha, j-jiji-sama, ramen, training, l-learning new j-jutsu, and p-people who are nice to me. I d-don't like p-people who j-j-judge others w-without getting to k-know them first, m-m-mean people, people who think e-emotions a-are useless, and s-s-sexist p-p-people. My d-d-dream is to b-b-become a s-sanin, like my g-god parents, and to m-master my family jutsus, even if I have to s-search
every hidden library in every hidden vilage in the w-world, so that I can protect my friends." everyone stared at her. He has realy changed since the acadamy. Was he acting the whole time? It's the only thing that makes sense. Sasuke thought. He seems to be a strong person, but there is something that I can't
place about him, it's weird. Shikamaru ponderd. Who is he? the official records are obviously thrown, or else he was acting during the acadamy. Kakashi things for sure, we have to fix that stutter. he decided.

"ok emo, your turn." Kakashi said. "Hn. Names Sasuke Uchiha. There are few things I like and many things I dislike. I don't have a dream, because it will
happen, there is a man I wish to kill, and I will also revive my clan." everyone there sweatdroped at this, they all
knew who he wanted to kill.

" erhm... ok Lazy, your turn." Kakashi turned to shikamaru. " 'sigh' Troublesome. My name is Shikamaru Nara. I like relaxing,
playing shogi, my friends, my family, most people in konoha, and stratage. I dislike fangirls, people who make
me and my friends angry, people who hurt my friends, sexist people, perverts, and a few people in konoha.
My dream is to be able to protect my friends and family from harm." Shikamaru finished. at least two of my
genin are sane, nice balance too. "ok i am Kakashi. I'm not the kind of person to tell his likes or dislikes,
and I don't have a hobbie (Naruto coughed something that sounded suspiciously like ICHA-ICHA, but kakashi continued) as for my dream, I havn't realy thought about it." all he realy told us was his name! all three genin
thought. "Ok, meet me at training ground seven tomorow, oh, and don't eat breakfast, unless you like throwing up." he said with a smile, then was about to shunshine away, when an ANBU came and told him the hokoge requested his presence, Narutos too.