I didn't even had time to check this one.So, the story is just beggining. The whole plot is not presented. YET. And yeah, i'm not as bitchy as i claimed to be last time. Call me names, dun care.So, this is practically Naruto and Sasuke's Pov. And thoughts in italic.Or not.I'm confusing, get over it.
And I dont own Naruto. If I did, there would be no need to this amount of fanfiction, because it would be made of pure win (translate to smex all the way)
Naruto's POV
Meanwhile, in a little blond head, in front of a certain hotel...
"Wait. Wait. Oh dear God. Relax Naruto, you KNEW this would happen. You didn't have to run all the way to the fucking hotel. And also, the hotel is in the other end of the city. GAAh, I'm anxious.Kay.Let's wait.
Fidget
Fidget
"Hotel Suna" Where the hell did they get that name from. (Seriously author, WHERE)
I'm just going to sit and stop pacing around. It's making the recepcionist nervous. Don't worry, I'm not going in, Kotetsu.(The recepcionist really looked kind scared for the blond s visit.He didn't want to deal with the prankster.Naruto meant trouble.) I'll just wait here at the sidewalk like a behaved child.Pff...A bus...In this direction.It's coming...It's slow...too slow...yes...it MIGHT BE..
Nope. Bastard. Passed right through the entrance. I flipped him the finger just in case he's looking my way. Yes, let's burn it with thoughts. It could explode. IT SHOULD BLOW UP.YES, BURN, BUS,BURN!!... It's gone. Shit."
Five minutes after
"Lights...High LIGHTS!!!"
"AARGHHH!" I protect myself like Nosferatu. The bus parked. Yay. Now I can just wait till Gaara is out so I can set fire on it. For almost blinding me. Insensitive driver. Rubbing my hands with my devious plan in mind, I got a little closer to the bus. The front door opened and somebody who looks like...what...
"You?" I just point my finger.
"Hu?" He turned to me. Yeah, that's him alright.
"Naruto! Did you come here just to see me?" Kakashi said with a smile on his face.
"What the HELL are you doing here?!!?"
"Now, now, Naruto. That's not a nice way to welcome someone you haven't seen in ages. What about a hug?" I was about to kill him when I saw a green spendex guy being shoved off by a blonde girl.
"Move it, retard!" What the...She is here too?
"Temari?"
"Naruto?" She seemed more than surprised to see me. Trouble. I sense... RUN, NARUTO, RUUUUUN!
"OH MY FUCKIN' GOD, NARUTO!!!" Too late. She glomped me until I was on the ground, back aching, arms flailing around.
"Temari, lemmebreath..."
"NOO" Funny.
"You're going to kill me, bitch!Get a hold of yourself, woman!" I pushed her over the shoulders, her arms still glued to my neck.
"Naruto, I can't believe it's you,baby" Yeah, she is like a freaking sister to me, I like her, but she has these strange mood swings...and they were frightening. When she detached herself from me, I could see more of the surroundings. An younger version of the green clad spendex guy. Eeew.Old guy with no undies. Ewww.EEWWWWWW...STOP.LOOKING.AT.IT.EEWWWWW.MA EYEZ..LOOK AWAY,LOOK AWAY, MY EYESS,DEAR LORD!!! Slap. That was getting common.
"Ouch, thanks" I complemented Temari, before she went to the side of the bus to get her luggage.
"Just try to avoid eye contact. You'll get used to it. I'll be back to glomp you again before Gaara sets traps all over your body" Oh, great. Glomp me, I don't mind. Yeah, right. A girl like Chun Lee is beside Temari. Now I keep on waiting for Gaara. And then all I could see was make up. Shit. I owe him. He stopped in his tracks when he saw me.
"YOU, THERE.YOU FUCKING OWE ME!" Another crushing hug and I didn't even have time to beg for the sake of my ribs.
"Yo there, Kankuro. Missed you too" He ruffles my hair. What am I, eight?
"You still owe me fifty bucks."
"Bullshit, I owed you thirty"
"Interest rate" Did he just wink at me?
"Hey" An impassive voice. Now my time to make a move. Even though I didn't see him in years, he still had the same face. Well,duh. A few inches taller, I guess. Same stature here.
"Gaara" I said, hugging the red haired. Yeah, more like glomping him.
"Naruto" He patted me on the shoulder. A smile. So good to see that friendly psycho smile. Freaky. SLAP. On the face, bitch.
"WTF, Gaara"
"Don't hug me in public. Only if I hug you, idiot."
"Psycho" It hurt. I knew it was gentle ( as gentle as can be coming from Gaara), but it hurt. I brushed my whiskered cheeks with my palm. Then he hugged me.
"I missed you too, Naruto." That was... awkward.
"What are YOU on?"
"Prozac."
"What the... Exactly how?"
"They doped me." He points to his sister that was now running after Kankuro for some stupid reason.
"Err...You're pretty much homicidal when secluded in a space for too long. They were trying to save everyone. I can see their point." I really can.
"So you too are on the list."
"What list?" I saw a smile and a glint in his eyes before he shrugged. Man, I fear for my life.
Then a long haired pony tail guy came up to us, staring at me.
"So this is him."
"Yes."
"Hm." Then he was gone.
"Wha... What is WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!"
"They are measuring you" A strange guy with a hood was climbing down from the bus. And sun glasses?( It's TEN PM FOR CHRIST SAKE). After that, a cute raven girl. She looks like sunburned... or something. When I looked at her, she was red as a tomato.
"Come." Gaara motioned for me to follow him to get his luggage. A guy with strange tattoos on his face got down. He looked like... a... I'm sure I could pinpoint it...but..a ...DOG..YEAH, that's it. But...why? It's beyond my knowledge.Still waiting in line for luggage. I don't know why but I keep looking to the bus door as if waiting for something.Whatever. Really. Here I was thinking I would just meet and old friend but I not only bumped into three friends and weird looking people?Now a chubby guy with red swirls in his cheeks came out. He looked like a giant baby. I wanted to poke those cheeks. Cute. Okay, stop it, fag. And then a girl. Pink hair, cute face. Huu, gonna try to ask her out. Seems normal besides her hair. Oh ... wait.
"Damn, Ino PIG, stop SHOVING, GOD DAMN IT!" Anger management issues, I see.And a blond came along, pretty one.
"Move it, forehead, I'm dying to get the hell out of this bus" Did she just move her skirt a little higher? Slut, perhaps? Hu...interesting. Then a pale guy with his shirt like a top, showing his navel. Hot. My bisexual senses kicking in after so long. Oh, come on, I'm tired of surfists. And plus, he looks hot but still, when he approached he looked at me from head to toe and was a bit creepy.
"I bet you don't have one" He then giggled. Weird.Too weird.But still. It is like I'm missing on something here. Then Gaara spoke.
"Let's go to the lounge. Kakashi is waiting to give us our keys and room arrangements."
"Hu? Okay."
"What is it?"
"Hu?" I turn to him confused.
"What are you looking at?"
"Nothing." Heh. I suck at lying.
"Bullshit." He kept moving to the hotel rolling his luggage. Yes, the parking lot was big.
Then I glanced back. A guy climbing down. A fucking hot guy. He couldn't be as weird as the others, right? Ivory skin, black hair, he looks like an emo, but, who cares, he's hot.Oh god, I sound like a high school girl. Hmm, white long sleeved shirt and blue rocket pants...pjs? Seriously, what's wrong with these people. Then I realize I'm staring at him. And he stares back. No way I'm backing out. But I didn't expect a coconut tree in midway.
"FUCK!" I curse the tree,YEAH,DIE!
"How did you manage to do that?" Gaara said. Rubbing my head, I see the raven walk away mumbling something. Gaara paused. While looking at me. With a 'i'm not proud of you' face. Then he facepalmed.
"Not the Uchiha, Naruto."
"Wu.." I was again, on the ground. Big boobs on my back.
"Temari, not again."
"Oohhm, Naruto, you're too fucking cute for your own good. You were a weird kid when we saw you last time, what the hell happened?" Blushing, I tried to ignore.
"Geez, thanks."
"It's true, you're exhalling cuteness. Like bangable cute." That's Kankuro.Direct as always.
"WHAT THE FUCK, GET AWAY FROM ME , PERVS"
"They are right, you know." Gaara stated like it wasn't a big deal.
"Not you, Gaara." Trying to keep my distance, I backed away from the family of doom.
"But no one's molesting you, so let's go!" Gaara grabbed my wrist and we started moving again.
"Temari" Gaara said, not looking at her. And still grabbing my wrist. Jesus, I'm not a child.
"Yeah?"
"Shikamaru is still sleeping."
"So...?"
"The bus is leaving for the garage." Gaara didn't even glance in her direction. I just saw her eyes bulge out.
"OH, CRAP. .." That's it birdie, fly away.
"WAIT, STOP THE MOTHERFUCKIN BUS!" Temari now hit the bus at the sides, running like an unpaid hooker. A pinneapple haired guy peeked out of the window. He looks sleepy to me.
"Whadyawunt...?"
"The bus is leaving, RETARD"
"Oh SHIT. Too troublesome."
Now, Sasuke's POV
On the bus
Finally, I can get a room and sleep. Sleep for two weeks.Great! I could keep up with my reading. I wish they got a hammock. They better have. Usually I prefer to wait the commotion to settle down but this is killing me. I'm too anxious to get off this bus.Just gonna wait so everybody leave. Damn, Shikamaru. Not a pain in the ass but lazy as hell. Now these lousy bitches. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME,WHORES! That's right, stay way.NO, don't come BACK.Oh, crap.
"Sasuke, you're not coming?" Bubblegum girl. DI-SA-PPEARRRRRR!! No, cast spell won't work . I wonder if I can find voodoo dolls in this place.Oops, too lost in thought. Stop staring, tramps.
"Yeah, in a second."
"Okay...See you then." Don't wink at me.Yes, go, walk away.Ah..nah... disgraceful little day, isn't it? HU GOD?YOU HEAR ME? Now this asshole. That's right, Sasuke, facepalm so he doesn't see you. I flinch before he runs, jumping up and down through the aisle. Oh, I'm getting pissed. He just fuckin grope my ASS. Calm down, Sasuke. You can kill Sai afterwards. He is coming back? Wha..?
"Ah, and Itachi told me..." He smiles.
"You SON OF A...what?" ... grinning like a maniac.
"Yes, he did." He darts out of the bus.
"Wh..." Flying kisses. The last scene I witnessed. O gawd. Kill me now.
Wake up, idiot. Sadistic big brother of mine, you're gonna pay. Oh yes, you will. My suitcase in one hand, yeah, didn't have time to put it in the trunk. I start to climb down the stairs. Warm breeze. Already miss the air conditioner. Ahh, what do we have here? An exotic guy...blond. Were those...whiskers? And why the hell is he looking at me? Now he's glaring. I see where he's going at least...
"Idiot" So, go get your keys, Sasuke.Go.
xxxx
"So, I'll be calling some names, and you can go to your rooms with your respective party. So... Inuzuka you're staying with Nara Shikamaru." Kakashi threw to Kiba their key.
"Third floor"
"Alright" Kiba sounded happy. But he was like a dog, that's his nature. Shikamaru not so much for happy face.
" Neji. You are to stay with... Gaara." Silence. Eerie silence. Neji would weak up dead. Everybody knew. Even Hinata. She gave him a sympathetic look like saying good bye to her cousin. They took the key and were off to the elevator.
"Uchiha. Hmmm, looks like Sai is keeping you company for the next two weeks." Oh no. I've had enough of this. They are playing with your mind, bro. Don't let them get to ya.
"No...you won't win." I mumbled like Kakashi was the fucking evil gizmo and went to the elevator, not waiting for the happy kid behind me, my disformed stunt. Ah...the blond again.And this crowd is going to share an elevator? No, claustrophobic here. I stumble into the elevator. Shit. Sai, dumbass. I just growl to him. And now, I'm face to face with the blondie. I'm getting PRETTY uncomfortable.That's an understatement. Seven people in an elevator. A cubicle. All guys, for that matter. Is the blond blushing? Oh, that's cute. Too cute. Hey, don't get excited over a guy, for crying out loud, you're an UCHIHA.
A quick look inside Naruto's mind
"Look away, look away. Why can't someone SLAP ME, RIGHT NOW?HOLY jesus, he's hot."
Back in Sasuke's
"Stop staring, idiot." That's getting annoying.
"I'm not staring.And I'm not an IDIOT!" Oh, great, act like your twelve. I don't care.
"So look the other way."
"I look wherever I want, okay, back off"
"Could you two get a room. This is getting rather –" Gaara cut Neji.
"Stay away, Uchiha. Naruto is my baby." Eeh? Wtf?! My eyes twitched. Gaara brought the blond head to his chest. But it didn't look like a hug... It looked more like a... headlock...okay...
"Whatever."
"STOP IT, Gaara, I'm nobody's baby. Cut the crap." Red face. Cute. And we are here. Second floor. I jump off the elevator only to find everybody is staying on the same floor except for Kiba and Shikamaru.
"Is the blondie your friend, Sandman?" Oh, Sai, the irony. Yes, Gaara has a strange background. People say that when he was a child he used to eat sand. "Every kid does that!" you might think. But no...he used to make other people in the playground eat it as well or he promised to bury you and your family in the same sandbox.Adorable sycho.
"Yes, he is. Don't you dare touch him or I will burn your balls in pig grease. Call me Sandman one more time and I'll make sure you won't wake up tomorrow." He didn't even show emotion. Psychopath.
"San-" My hand went off on its own to cover his mouth. Do I really have to share a room with this moron? I noticed again, the blondie staring at me. And once I met his gaze, his eyebrows furrowed. What did I do to this guy?
Naruto stood in the hallway, staring at the raven."I think I broke my nose. And it's his fault. Bastard." And then, he glared. Maturity wasn't his thing. And Sasuke glared back. Really, he would not miss the chance. Neji intervened.
"Yeah,sure. Come on Gaara, I want to take a shower."
"Lets." Neji's eyebrow twitched.
"Alone."
"Oh. But that's no fun." Sasuke had already banged his room door, leaving Sai on the outside.
Talking to Gaara a whole afternoon could drive a sane person to the closest window and make him/her bungee jump. Naruto switched his eyes to the clock on the nitghstand.11:20 pm. Oh. Iruka didn't like him staying out past eleven. Not on a Sunday, at least. Mostly, Sundays. Special days. Yes ,they were.
"Gaara, can't catch up with you tonight. Sorry. I'm on bad terms with Iruka, and I don't want him worrying about me. I'll come by tomorrow, at noon, kay?"
"Yes." Naruto closed the door behind him and ran for his life. Damn, Iruka would think he got kidnapped or something. Orochimaru was on the loose, he wasn't going to spoil his chances.
"Oh man, I'm screwed."
Naruto got home in less than ten minutes. That was a new record, he figured. Panting, he reached for the knob. He tried to be as silent as he could, tiptoeing. But, before he could get to the part where he's cautious and shit about Iruka being worried, a pained scream was heard.
No. No. Yes.
"YESS!THAT—KEEP,OMYGAWD!"
Naruto didn't care anymore. He ran to his bedroom and shut his door. Diving in his bed, he looked desperately for his mp3. Finding it, it wasn't conforting enough. More like, loud enough.
"Shitty volume!" Oh yeah. Kakashi was paying a visit.
TBC...
Yeah, I'm lazy. But, do review, people. That's my only motivation. If it sucks, just say so and I'll feel better.NOT.And the smut. Don't think I just ignored the smut in here. There will be more, children. So wait for candy. And typos. Sorry about any. Didn't check on this. So bye kids. Hope you enjoy it.
