Playing with Liechtenstein does her brother mind, said Prussia oh yes said Sealand long as I don't put her in any danger or setting foot anywhere near France's villa or France himself, why what has he done, he sunbathes naked and blows kisser to all the females that pass by him, pervert said Prussia.

What the Bloody hell is this place; said England are Strip club said America a what said England A Strip club only the best in town, I rather drink tea, eat Fish & Chips, and watch Doctor Who then looking at utter filth snapped England oh don't be such a bore, said America A woman dressed in a French maid's outfit walks over to America and England,

Welcome to Kittens I am Nancy your Hostess for tonight; how about putting on some clothes ignore him take us to a table, it will be my pleasure master said Nancy I am liking the service here of course you would America; said England Nancy takes America by the hand and escorts him to a table come on Arthur, England walks over to the table and sits beside America would you gentlemen like some drinks and nipples?

Excuse me! Said England oops sorry I meant nibbles; said Nancy sure we will like some nibbles and drinks, said America let's see hmm I would like a Coke Cola with lime and ice and mini chilli dogs; and your friend said Nancy she's talking to you dude, oh right sorry a dry martini shaken oh dude be more creative, said America a dry martini shaken with a cherry in it, said England that's the spirit said America.

Meanwhile over at the fancy restaurant a red faced Germany sits with his arms folded glaring at France as he flirts with the woman, so beautiful what is your name?

Violet said the woman Violet that's a pretty name, care to try some French delicacy; this is a fancy restaurant not a brothel said Germany oh like you know what a brothel is said France is your cat at home because if so I am going to climb through your villa window and invade her vital regions you leave my pussy out of your sick twisted Sexual fantasies; said France then move away from my woman, said Germany fine but only for the sake of my Chantel said France slowly backing away from Violet and then disappears out from the restaurant, idiot oh don't be like that, said Violet fancy coming to a restaurant for a nice dinner for you to be flirted at by some French pervert;

He's a pervert? Said Violet yes said Germany a womanizing pervert, whenever he sees a pretty lady he goes for the swoop like an eagle catching it's pray catching it's pray, said Violet be careful with him said Germany.

Outside the restaurant France walks along the beach she was such a beautiful woman, and yet she is with this potato loving, beer drinking, sausage eating jerk said France if only god will send me a beautiful woman form above, said France sound of screaming echoes nearby, a tall topless woman with blond hair was on the floor being kicked and punch by a group of women,

France runs over to the place where the topless woman was lying down on the ground as the group of women ran away,

Are you okay;

The topless woman gets up.