April 9th, 2005
A/N: We are BACK! Through the wonders of sleep deprivation and SUGAH! …though we must be really messed up to be typing on a computer when there's an anime convention and we are not out there buying STUFFS! O.O
CHAPTER TWOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO! (yes, we have issues,…and we know it…and GOSH DARN PROUD OF IT!)
Recap: "Here!" And he shoves the folder at the four who open it and peer inside. Their mouths dropped open in surprise and horror. ….NOW ONWARD! PROGRESS I SAY!
"…" Then the outbursts began.
"SHIZURU!#!"
"KEIKO!"
"BOTAN?"
"GENAKAI?"
"YUKINA!#!WTF?&?"
Yusuke laughed weakly, "Haha, very funny."
Koenma sighed and said, "I'm perfectly serious."
"B-But! But! YUKINA!" Kuwabara screamed…(oh…you can tell he's traumatized all right) Hiei's eyes bugged out too. O.O –a miracle some would say. …And then Kuwabara continued to sob over Yukina…and maybe Shizuru…if he remembered…
Humoring him, Kurama asked, "So then why are they causing trouble Koenma?"
"I don't know," he answered gravely. (wait…why isn't he cowering in fear anymore? COWER! O.o)
"Can you tell us anything else?" Kurama inquired.
"All I know is that all five us are going, and we have to meet them at Genkai's temple or they will not stop."
Recovering over the shock, Yusuke said, "All right, let's head out."
"YUKINA! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!" Kuwabara yelled and went bounding off to the temple, with everyone else behind him.
(-Well now, I wonder where this is….it's not the temple…nah…. All right maybe it is.-)
When the guys arrived they found the girls waiting out in front of the temple. The sight before them caused both Kuwabara and Yusuke to trip up the last of the steps in shock at what they saw. The others hid their looks of surprise better than our favorite delinquents.
Keiko, Botan, and Yukina were wearing black goth/ninja outfits, Botan had even died her hair to match. Shizuru, unexpectedly wore a pink and frilly similar outfit…hey! What could she do? They didn't have her size in black! And Genkai,…well, she was just…Genkai. She's too old to care about clothes.
Yusuke's jaw dropped and yelled, "H-O-L-Y CHEESE ON RYE!" followed by a lecherous grin, "those are some really nice pants Keiko!" Keiko then proceeded to run up and slapped him into the ground. Yusuke was swirly eyed. .
Botan smirked evilly, -a better evil smirk than any evil smirk that has ever dared to be smirked evilly!- and said in a jeering tone, "So it seems you have decided to show up. If you didn't come soon we were ready to cause more damage."
"What are your reasons for doing this?" Kurama questioned.
"After we have humiliated you, we'll think about telling you," Yukina answered bitingly.
"B-B-B-BUT! MY SWEET INNOCENT YUKINA! WHY?#?" –Kuwabara.
"Yusuke and Hiei are right, you are an idiot."
Kuwabara did a nice anime fall and commenced in a crying fit on the floor. Everyone else stared at Yukina: O.O!
"All right you losers!" Shizuru said, "Here's the deal. We'll be fighting one-on-one battles." She then smirked and dragged the still crying Kuwabara screaming and kicking away to bash his head in.
Botan took out her oar and looked over at Koenma, daring him to refuse. He didn't and walked with her.
Yusuke still had his evil grin and said, "So you're going to fight me? How cute." Keiko smoothly slapped him silly again and dragged him off while he was too dazed to complain or be lecherous. Yukina looked pointedly at Hiei who silently followed where she led.
The last two looked calmly at each other. "It's just you and me now."
Kurama agreed, "Yes, it appears we are the odd ones out."
Genkai shrugged, "We'll go inside for this. Do you want some tea?"
He answered, "Yes, thank you."
And so the matches were determined, and the battles ready to start. What will happen now? OH THE SUSPENSE! (:n.n:)
A/N: Cliffy time! Though…we'd really like some reviews. Puh-wease! (puppy dog look) …speaking of which, today we fulfilled one of our life goals of tweaking Inuyasha's ears and even made him sit! (heart:n.n:)
And now one of your authoresses must leave while the other one will pretend to do the work she has neglected for the last week or so…. O.O
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