Author's notes: So, since Angelofjoy hinted at this, I'd better post it.

I have to give Danny props for creativity for the use of sound effects in his song. But, in true Navy SEAL style, Steve didn't shirk the challenge and powered through — with many erasures and cross-outs — until he crafted a response. With McGarrett's Irish heritage, the choice of "Danny Boy" was a natural.

Again, it's best if you sing along.

Danny Boy

By Lt. Cmdr. Steven J. McGarrett, USN

Oh, Danny boy, the cuffs, the cuffs are calling.

Make an arrest and bring the bad guys in.

Then you'll complain how much you miss New Jersey.

You'll wave your hands and sputter when I grin.

You'll rant about the sunshine and the pineapples,

About grenades and roofs and sharks and so,

And, yes, we know, you say you hate Hawaii,

But when you book 'em, Danny boy, you love it so.