A/N: This probably isn't Halloweenish but it says Halloween like to or three times so yeah :D I just wathced Hocus Pocus and this popped in my head..don't know how it relates but well..it happens *shrugs*

I hope you enjoy!


Chapter 2: Halloween

"Have you seen Undertaker anywhere?" Kane grew very worried. They had arrived to the arena for the next event together for the Halloween Special tonight. Undertaker of course couldn't say no because then he figured Kane could take him around afterwards to trick or treat.

"Nah man. Speaking of Undertaker though,do you want some of this apple?"

Kane slapped Big Show's apple to the ground.

"You don't have to be so mean!" Show yelled.

"Maybe you shouldn't be so stupid!" Kane huffed and walked away from a stomping Show. Dumbass apple. Dumbass Big Show. How the hell does Undertaker have to do with apples anyway?

"LEAVE MY THINGS ALONE TAKER!"

Kane recognized the voice and quickly followed the yell to Randy Ortons dressing room. When Randy spotted Kane he let out a huge breath of relief,"Thank god! Kane please tell your brother to get away from my personal things!"

"Just kick his ass out Orton." Kane was greeted with an evil glare.

"Do you think I'm stupid? He'll EAT ME ALIVE!" Randy yelled,the veins in his neck bulging.

"Who's eating who alive?"

The familiar voice brought some relief to Kane but one glance at his older brother he burst out laughing,his deep voice resonating throughout the dressing room and down the semi busy hallways.

"Its not funny Kane," Randy stomped impatiently,"I'm supposed to wear those tonight but now their infested with your brothers...danger zone!"

Kane laughed harder,losing his balance. Danger zone? That brought more tears to the larger mans eyes.

"Orton. I told you already that this will be my Halloween costume." Taker grabbed a water bottle from the mini fridge and sat down on the comfortable complimentary couch,"How do you expect me to get loads of candy with that damned black coat?"

Randy averted his eyes,"For all that is holy please close your legs! Those trunks aren't holding everything."

"Don't like. Don't look." Taker opened his legs more and took a long swig from the bottle.

"Just find something else to wear! Why,of all things my trunks!"

"CAUSE I. LOOK. HOT." Undertaker bellowed making Randy shut up immediately.

"Wh-Why," Kane wiped his eyes with the back of his hand,"are you wearing Orton's wrestling trunks?"

Taker was seriously getting sick of answering the same question over again. "Because,dear brother of mine, they make my ass and "danger zone" as Randy calls it,awesome."

"Taker. You look stupid. You are not getting any can-" Undertaker chucked the water bottle at his younger brother.

"The hell! You asshole!" Kane yelled,rubbing his head,"I'm just telling the truth!"

"Bite me Kane."

Kane gagged,"Not with those trunks on."

"So you would bite him if he was wearing something else?" Randy asked with a smirk. Kane punched him in the stomach,making Randy fall with a thud.

"I will NOT permit you to use violence on our fellow coworkers Kane!" Taker yelled and stood up,discreetly taking some of the trunks out of his butt.

"But he tried to make me look ga-"

"No back talk either! Mother did not raise us that way!" Kane was baffled. One minute Taker was sane,the next...

Undertaker then helped Randy off of the floor.

"Don't worry Randy. I'm gonna kick his ass for you."

Randy nodded,"Yeah. Well you can keep those trunks."

"I already told you they're mine!" Randy was punched to the ground again.

"I think you need a crazy doctor big brother." Kane shook his head and stared at Taker in disbelief,still rubbing the sore spot on his head where the bottle landed.

"You're just jealous of my danger zone in these amazingly tight trunks." Taker walked out of the dressing room,leaving a hurting Randy on the floor and very disgusted brother behind. He just wanted to get his match over with tonight so Kane could take him out and get some damned candy!

"Well at least my ass doesn't look like its chewing bubble gum!" Kane yelled loud enough for Undertaker to hear.

Kane was hit with another water bottle on the head. Same spot.

"Fruity asshole."

Suddenly trunks hit him smack on the face. The ones his brother was wearing.

"How does my danger zone smell and taste Kane!"

Kane ran after his nude brother with a horrible bitter taste in his mouth,"Im sending you straight to hell!"


Reviews are greatly appreciated! :D