New Chapter, btw, I forgot to mention that I will be giving Naruto a new Akuma no Mi that I have thought up. I'm gonna make Kalifa end up with Lucci, so no Kalifa x Naruto. She'll just be his Sister-figure. So anyways, whenever I've tried to log on to Fanfiction it wouldn't let me on. yeah... so on with the story.


Last Time

He brought the bowl over to a table and said 'itadakimasu' and was about to take a bite when he thought of something. "WHERE THE HECK AM I ANYWAYS!?" he shouted.

"Hm? Oh, you just thought of that? I expected you to ask that earlier," came a voice from the doorway. "Oh? My name is Rob Lucci, you're at Enies Lobby."

"Oh, okay. BUT WHERE THE HECK IS THAT!?" he shouted again.


"Hm... somewhere in the Grand Line," replied Lucci.

"Right, what world exactly am I in? 'Cause last I checked, nothing like that existed where I lived," Naruto said.

"I suppose you could call this world, ... hm... I'm actually not sure what this world is called," he replied, "Let's just call it Planet 'Bob'."

Naruto's face deadpanned.

"What? It's not really my fault that I don't keep track of these things, or the fact that the Gorousei keep this under wraps," Lucci said.

"Fine, but, anyways, where in this world exactly is the Grand Line?" Naruto asked.

Lucci scratched the back of his head for a moment and shouted, "OI! Kalifa, the kid needs a map." A feminine voice rang out, "Lucci,... that's sexual harassment. But, fine, I suppose."

"HOW IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT JUST BY CALLING YOUR NAME!?" Lucci shouted exasperatedly.

"..."

"What!?" Lucci asked Naruto who was staring at him strangely.

"You like her, don't you?" Naruto asked.

Lucci began sputtering and blatantly denied everything, all the while a strange blush was developing on his face.

"Ri~ght,... I'll go tell her that then, and then any chances of you being with her will disappear," Naruto smirked, and then began to laugh maniacally.

"Why you- little brat- grr- Argh! Fine! You win!" Lucci growled, "But don't think that this is the end of this! I'll make sure you suffer."

"Lucci, did I hear you threatening Naru-chan?" Kalifa asked as she appeared in the doorway.

"Muu~ Don't call me that, it makes me sound like a baby," Naruto grumbled, making Kalifa giggle. "Anyways, I cooked, eh... what time is it? 10 o'clock? I cooked breakfast," he proclaimed proudly.

"You expect us to eat this, whatever it is, for breakfast?" Lucci asked.

"This is ramen, get it right and ramen is the food of the GODS!" he practically shouted the last part.

"Ri~ght," Lucci said, "I'm just gonna have to go along with what you said, considering it doesn't exist in this dimension.."

"IT WHAT!? OH-MY-GOD! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! NO, THE UNIVERSE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! HOW CAN YOU HAVE LIVED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT RAMEN!?" Naruto screamed as the image of a planet imploding appeared behind him.

"Well, actually it does. But, to be honest, the only person who knows how to make it, um... yeah, I don't wanna say anymore, if I do, I'm gonna barf," Lucci said, clutching his stomach.

"What!? Tell me," Naruto pressed.

"Know what? Just let me get out a visual den-den mushi, that'll show you how he does it," Lucci said. A few moments later, he came back with a snail-like creature, set it on the table, and pressed the apex of its shell, broadcasting the video of Wanze using his own form of cooking. The result? Naruto turned into a demon with a dark aura, ready to dissect and maul the creature known as Wanze.


Somewhere, in CP7's headquarters, Wanze felt a chill running up and down his spine, all the while never stopping his rolling around on the food cart.


As Naruto continued to plan and plot Wanze's downfall, he began to laugh maleficently(is this even a word? no? too bad, I just made it one) until Kalifa whacked him over the head with a binder, something Naruto and Lucci were sure she didn't have before.

"Regardless of what he has done to disturb you both, I have brought the map," Kalifa said.

"Okay, then, lay it out on the table," Lucci said.

"That's sexual harassment," Kalifa said, causing Lucci to face-fault.

"W-whatever, just lay the map out on the table," Lucci repeated.

As Kalifa put the map on the table and spread it out, Naruto looked at each of the individual islands, memorizing the names and locations of the islands. He looked around and saw that there was a line going through the middle, with barely any islands marked in. In fact, some parts of the map were colored in black. When Kalifa noticed his face, she said, "Some places are impossible to reach, so we can't really put anything there." Naruto nodded. He made sure that there was an imprint of the map copied in his mind.

"Well, anyways, time to eat ramen. And, No, I don't cook my ramen like that Wazne or whatever his name is," Naruto said.


Sometime after they finished eating, Kalifa walked around with him, bringing him to wherever he wanted to go.

Eventually, he got tired and wanted to take a nap. However, he ended up passing out near the fountain. Kalifa decided to let him rest, letting him fall asleep on her lap. Soon, it became dark, so Kalifa brought him to a random open room and set him down on a bed before retiring to her own room.


Yeah, I kinda lost my inspiration around the end, and I really couldn't word it properly. So, basically, when I remember how I want to word it, the next chapter will come out soon.

But, once again, please give suggestions on who to pair Naruto with.