Rumors & Myths of Amestris
22- There is not a secret army of Milk led by Gen. Dairy White who are out to assassinate Ed
No one believed Ed that he was being stalked by a cow until the he was abducted during a public ceremony by a singing jug of milk and a cow wearing a general's helmet in a milk truck.
23- Mr. Armstrong is not Mr. Clean
That was in fact his great, great grandson.
23 - Alphonse doesn't have the nickname 'Knight'.
That nickname applies to two people and both have jousted for the honor of using it.
24- There is no such thing as a North Eastern Stag Night
There was only one; and that was to celebrate Miles lasting longer than any of General Armstrong's prior second in command. It ended in a two hour bar hopping excursion, bar fight with Mustang, Havoc, Buccaneer and Miles having to be bailed out of jail by Hawkeye and General Armstrong at two in the morning.
25- The true Flame Alchemist is not Riza Hawkeye
Roy was terrified of what would happen if Riza ever had to use the gloves herself. Considering her lightning fast trigger fingers.
26- Nor is General Armstrong the true Strong Arm Alchemist
She only got a hold of the gauntlets onceā¦and nearly flattened the Armstrong Estate, her brother, and a teenage Roy Mustang in the process.
27- Likewise her nick name of Ice Queen is not her secret Alchemist title
Father knew he dodged a bullet when the young woman decided that fighting with a sword was a lot better than with alchemy.
Little do they know she keeps an array on hand.
28-Edward Elric was never a write in for Fuhrer
Several of the new senior staff nearly had heart attacks when they saw who the people thought would make a good Fuhrer after the Promised Day. Colonel Mustang and General Armstrong stopped their campaigns in order to prevent it from getting a majority vote.
29- Major Miles is not secretly living a double life
Questions were raised when the man was spotted wearing a trench coat and wielding a glowing blue sword chasing after a man in a glowing red suit.
30-There was never a poll to see who was the scariest woman of Amestris
There was too much blood to accurately read the results.
31- Ed never contemplated placing his brother's soul into the body of a stuffed animal.
Considering that he doesn't even own a single animal would make it hard. Plus it would make him look too innocent.
32- Major Armstrong is not secretly trying to set his older sister up
Olivier growled as she chased off yet another spineless wannabe Casanova. "Where the Hell are all these bastards coming from?"
Buccaneer and Miles just shrugged as another man tried to appeal to her with flowers then began to bet how long it would take for him to be scared off.
A/N: Thank you to my reviewers who made suggestions.
