DISCLAIMER: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Reborn: Don't you dare think about it.
Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Reborn: What are you? Dame-Tsuna?
Me: NO! I JUST SCREAM LIKE HIM! I'M WAY BETTER THAN HIM!

Tsuna: Achoo For some reason. I started crying. TT_TT

May I ask you what you fear the most? Some of you may fear ghosts, the dark, and other things. Well, Tsuna and company isn't really scared of those. Well... they are afraid of one...

Fangirls

Whenever they encounter a group of fangirls, they end up destroying their clothes, getting your hair cut, loose something, and the worst, your clothes stolen.

Mukuro once got his Nappo ripped off, thank God that it still grew.
Hibari got his uniform ripped in to pieces, thank God that tailors existed.
Lambo got his horns stolen, thank God that it was his spare ones.
Ryohei lost his most expensive suit, thank God that you are rich.
Yamamoto got his Vongola Gear stolen, thank God that they gave it back.
Gokudera got his hair cut in a very horrible style, thank God barbers existed.
And... Tsuna...
Tsuna got his clothes stolen, including his underwear, oh how much he thanked God that Mukuro was an illusionist and was able to display some clothes for him.

Yes, fangirls are what they're afraid of, if possible, they would never go out of the HQ. As in NEVER.

This is where our story starts.

A month passed and Tsuna is finally taking a break from his paperwork, he was resting on his bed and thinking about Kyo- Ding Dong

Well, the maids and butlers would answer that.

Ding Dong

What the hell? I thought they wou-

Tsuna looked at the calendar.

Oh... I gave them a one week vacation starting yesterday...

Ding Dong

I understand but why the hell isn't my guardians answering it?

Ding Dong

"Ah what the heck." Tsuna stood up and an down the stairs, he first looked for his guardians, but couldn't find them anywhere. He then opened the door that revealed his guardians who's clothes were tattered.

"Wow. You look so... so... gorgeous..."

"Shut up Herbivore." Hibari hissed walking past him.

"What the hell took you so long Tsunayoshi-kun?" Mukuro asked.

"Sorry, I was having one of my naps, just woke up okay? How did you get out anyway? And what the hell happened to your clothes?" Tsuna asked his guardians who looked at each other and smiled at their boss, they didn't want to tell their boss about it... since he was traumatized before.

"WE GOT EXTREMELY RUN OVER BY A TRUCK!" Ryohei raised his hand and destroyed bandages. Tsuna tilted his head to the side with an extremely confused face. He kept on wondering how they were still ali- Oh to hell with that, he would still survive even if he got run over by three trucks. He accepted their reason and went on inside.

"Seriously, why didn't they avoid the truck?" Tsuna was so curious about how stupid his guardians were, he sighed and went back to his room and slept again.

~The next day~

Tsuna was told to NEVER EVER open the door if his guardians were there, but if his guardians aren't there, then feel free to open it. He was walking around the Vongola HQ looking for something to break so that it would give him paperwork and he would be able to do something. He became closer to paperwork ever since THAT happened.

Ding Dong

He quickly used the elevator to go to the sixth floor and check on his guardians.

Ding Dong

Damn they aren't here. Wait let me check the 1st floor.

Ding Dong

The 2nd floor...

Ding Dong

The 3rd floor...

Ding Dong

The 4th floor...

Ding Dong

The 5th floor...

Ding Dong

The 6th FLOOR THEN!

Nah they weren't there.

Ding Dong

Okay... since it's very consistent, it must be my guardians.

Tsuna quickly jumped off the window then flew down and quickly headed to the gate, oh how stupid he was for giving his butlers and maids to a 1 week vacation, he wished he gave them a 1 day vacation. He opened the gate, "Sheesh, you could've at least told me that you le-"

Tsuna was petrified in fear. He was still traumatized back then when his clothes were ripped off him.

"GYAAAA!"

"What was that?" Hibari woke up, he was in one of the warehouses sleeping there together with the other guardians. If you ask why? They were helping Giannini create a camera in the outside so they could know who on earth rings the doorbell.

"I think I hear a scream..." Yamamoto woke up too scratching the backside of his head.

"Juudaime- OH NO." Gokudera quickly sat up, he forgot that the only place Tsuna doesn't check was the warehouse. Now Tsuna opened the door.

The door slammed open, alerting everyone in the room to wake the hell up.

"B-b-b-b-boss is! Boss is!" Chrome was shaking too, it made everyone freak out, Chrome usually has a blank stoic face like the others. Everyone quickly ran out the room and to the gate.

O.O

OH. NO.

The gate was closed, and they heard 'KYAAA!' 'KYAAA!'s repeatedly. This could only be the work of...

FANGIRLS.

They busted the gate open, the fangirls already left, and their boss was lying down on the ground, with only his boxers on.

Damn it.

Ever since that day, Tsuna had been repeating his mantras of "Save me! Save me!" whenever he was asleep, oh the horror, it was really horrible.

Dear God, today I had another experience... a horrible expirience from fangirls. Do you hate me? I seem to have been getting bad luck ever since last month. Did I do anything wrong? Well yeah... I guess I once badmouthed my guardians in the middle of paperwork last night... But that was the only thing I did! Oh well... at least now I know what a boss is like with fangirls.

Hahahah! Didya like it? Didya? Didya? Hahahah sorry if you don't like my sense of humor. And if you liked it OR NOT :D Please Review. YAY!

Oh yeah, sorry if the Chapter is short, :D I'll make it up... some other time :D