As Vaati fell he realized what a nice night it was. The stars that he hadn't seen in who knows how long were beautifull against the night sky. He didn't want to die he thought as he fell closer to the ground. He let out a scream as he tried to axess his tiny bit of magic power he had left. It was useless and he plumetted towards the ground never to be heard from again exept as a crunch of breaking bones and only seem as a pile of purple mush in the forest for a bit.

-JK, that ending would be fitting for the king of the skies to die by falling to the ground, but not satisfying to you readers :D. Let me do that again.

Vaati was falling to his death and as the ground came closer he let out a scream fearing it would be his last. What he didn't count on was a strange creature swooping in and grabbing him with it's tallons and taking him towards a castle in the distance.

"Did i actually make it back to hyrule? No the archetecture is diffrent." Vaati observed as he was flown to the top of one of the many towers on the structure. The floor of the bird coup, as Vaati assumed it was, was clean for housing so many owls. So many owls that were now staring at him curiously. He could tell that they were smarter than the average animal. Not only could he see more than animal in their eyes, but not eating him yet was a good indicator they were willing to talk or, at least or had some sentient plan for him.

"Alright birds, what do you want?" Vaati's minish mouth easily spoke the words of the minish after years of hylian and the words felt out of place.

"We were simply curious about the strange presence of power we felt. Often times the forbiden forest has strange bursts of magic but nothing quite like what we felt before in our services here. Then we heard screaming from the most peculiar creature falling to the ground. You're welcome by the way for saving you." Said a brown owl that looked at Vaati like he was a curiosity.

"I still say we bring it to the headmaster and be done with it." Said a grey owl with white specks.

"You mean that old fool who pokes his nose into places it will get cut off in?" Asks an owl in the back.

"Hey quit talking like i'm not here!" Shouted the minish after being ignored and talked about like a thing. He was Vaati the all powerfull windmage! DESTROYER OF GODS! The indignity of what he was now was pushed to the back of his mind for more pressing matters. "Okay where am I, who is this Dumblesdraws, and about the magic burst? The names Vaati by the way. Not thing! Not it thank you!"

"To answer your first question Vaati we are inside of Hogwarts, a school to teach young wizards magic." Said the first owl that spoke to Vaati. "Also the Headmaster of this school is Dumbledoor."

Okey there was no stick... Omake time!

Vaati was falling and screaming while holding the leaf like it would catch wind and break his fall. Luckily for him it caught on a branch that bent just so before he could hit the ground. He soon realized that the leaf would not support his weight even though he was still minish size and was tearing again. "Stupid leaf i will destroy all trees in Hyrule for your incompetence at holding yourself together!"

Vaati being the genius he is grabbed onto the branch before the leaft left him falling again.

"Hey what's the big idea mun?!"

"What?" Asked Vaati confused as to where the voice came from.

"It's me the stick mun! Why you pull on a brother like dat?" Asked the stick.

"You are a stick... all those years in the seal and i'm offially insane... great." Said Vaati now realizing he was hallucinating a talking stick.

"Listen mun i'm not your imagination i swear!"

"No you are and i refuse to talk to you! Me, my head! I don't know!"

"listen bruddah, what you gotta du is calm down and relax okey? This will not get you out of your situation but atleast you feel better when you die."

"Wait what?" Said Vaati as he realized the stick broke itself in spite of him and he began falling again

(Sister lost her pet snake as i'm writing this XD. She left the lid off and is quite the fool. She also thinks not telling the parents is a good idea)