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(Scene opens up showing a bird flying, then burns.)

"Birdie NO!" Adyson cried out. Monogram's eyes were wide in horror, "That was one of our agents!"

Stanky Dog:This is Stanky Dog comin' to you on the hottest of the summer! Unless you live at the beach, I say take it easy and do nothin' today. Yup, just find yourself a shady tree, and maybe an aquatic mammal of some sort, and blow the whole day off.

"How convenient that we already had everything huh Ferb." Phineas said as he nudged his brother. Ferb said nothing but gave him a thumbs up

Phineas:Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win.

"Somebody has a grudge against morning DJs." Gretchen said with an eyebrow raised

"It was a phase, I'm over it." Phineas said, shrugging

Linda:Ooh, boy, it's hot today! So what are you up to?

"No kidding, it killed one of our agents!" Monogram said, eyes still wide in horror

Phineas:We're making our own beach, right here in the backyard.
Linda:(Oblivious) Oh, how cute. Well, I'm off to my spa day. You boys behave yourselves and don't bother your father. He's finally cleaning out the basement. (Leaves)
Candace:Bye, Mom! Yes! You heard her. We can't bug dad which makes me in charge... by default.(pauses)Carry on.
Phineas:We're gonna need more sand. Hey, where's Perry?

Perry opens the top of a decorative mushroom in the backyard. When he reaches the bottom, he steps to his right and his fedora drops onto his head from a different tube.

"That was nice." Kai said, amazed

Major Monogram:Good morning, Agent P. Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing, leaving thousands of gardens unprotected from the evils of black magic. We suspect Doofenshmirtz. Get right on it.

Contractor:Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?
Phineas:Yes, yes I am.

"I've been meaning to ask, how come they don't question you any further even though you admit that you are too young to be doing what you are doing?" Kai asked

"It because of the confidence that Phineas shows when he answers the questions. They think that he must be some sort of prodigy and as such don't question him anymore than that." Ferb answered Kai

Kai gave a sound of understanding, "I see. You're right even I would be convinced"

Isabella:(Offscreen, dreamy look and voice) Hi, Phineas. (Walks up to him)
Phineas:Oh, hey Isabella.
Isabella:Whatcha doin'?
Phineas:Building a beach. Check it out.
(Ferb is shown posing on a giant sprinkler.)
Isabella:Can me and the Fireside girls be lifeguards? We need to earn our Aquatic-Safety badges.
Phineas:Sure.
Candace:I mean, I've been a friend of Suzy's longer than Katie, so I should've been invited to that party first. I don't care if they're lab partners! We're locker neighbors. And locker neighbors trumps lab partners any day.(Gasps)Sorry Stacy. Gotta go.
Phineas:Welcome to our beach.

"You were so cute back then."Kai whispered to Katie as she blushed and giggled

Candace:Hah! You call that a beach? This is WAY below your usual standard. This isn't even worth a call to mom. You know, if you guys ever want to be popular, you're gonna have to stop playing in sandboxes.(Gets hit by a beach ball)Hey!

"I thought that it was our usual standard Candace. Did you really think that we will stop at a sandbox?"

"Stop rubbing it in Phineas." Candace muttered as she facepalmed

"…What happened to the neighbourhood?"

"That was me. Nice touch huh? Can't have a beach if the ocean is not even a meter long and wide now can we?"

Phineas:So Candace, what do you think?
Candace:That's it! I'm calling Mom. (dials the phone)
Stacy:Hey, Candace.
Candace:Jenny? Stacy?
Jenny:You never told us you have a beach in your backyard!
Stacy:You're going to be the most popular girl in the neighborhood.
Candace:I will?
Stacy:I just saw Jeremy and his buddies with their surf boards.
Candace:Jeremy's here?(Panting, drops phone)Gotta go! (Zips off)

"Can't believe that I fooled Mrs Hirano with the determination that I showed to bust my brothers."

"I know right? Good thing Jeremy wasn't there that day."

"Stacy!?"

"Oh I bought her in."

Perry!
Doofenshmirtz:(chuckles)Yes, yes! Just look at the bounty of gnome riches! Oh, this is a strange one. Wait, who are you? ... A platypus?... PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

Everyone looked at Doofenshmirtz. "I couldn't tell Perry from a normal Platypus if he wasn't wearing his hat for years." He said, feeling embarrassed

Doofenshmirtz:You are mine now! (Presses button, garage door opens)Oh no, wait, wait, wait. That was the garage door opener. You are mine now!(Presses button, large monitor activates)And that was the TV remote. I've got to start labelling these things. Aha! YOU are mine NOW!(Laughs maniacally)

"Now that I think about it. There were so many times you could have escaped early Perry and stop me, why didn't you?" Doof asked

Chattered

"You felt sorry for me? You know if I was still evil I would have made an evil scheme to get back at you but I'm good now so I will settle for this, Curse you Perry the Platypus!"

Everyone laughed at the exchanged

Doofenshmirtz:Finally, I will rid myself of you!(brings out another control)But first, turn your attention to the giant screen and...(the garage door closes)Hmm, maybe I need to turn the cable on first?(Cuts to the backyard beach.)

Phineas:Let's get this beach party started!
(Song: "If Summer Only Lasted One Day")
Well we'll wake up early and wax our surfboards down!
(Hit the beach, yeah we'll hit the beach)
Throw our board shorts on and head for surfin' town
(we'll hit the beach, yeah we'll hit the beach)
Phineas:Hey, look! I can see our house from up here!

"You could have seen your house even if you weren't Parasailing you know. It is in your backyard after all." Carl pointed out

"What can I say, I was young back then." Phineas shrugged

Candace:(Coconut falls)Oh!(Falls on crab, Groaning)

Crowd:How low can you go? How low can you go?
Dancer:Look! So that's how low you can go. We've been asking that question for generations!
Candace:What? What's everybody looking at?
Dancer:For winning the limbo contest, you are now officially crowned Queen Wahini of the beach! All hail Queen Wahini!
Candace:(overjoyed)I can't believe it!

"Somebody was finally have fun."

"Too bad it never last long"

(Song: "Backyard Beach")
Ferb:Listen up people and I'll teach ya
'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach-a,
Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say (Say!)
"Brother, whatcha gonna do today?"
Now you see we're having fun, playing under the sun,
And get in line, get in line, 'cause the wet ski's running
A backyard beach, a backyard beach
Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach
You can change in the broken hut,
Drink out of a coconut, Three games for a token, but the rest is free
You got skiing, parasailing,
Surfing and a-flailing,
Your contacts need saline,
Or else, you can't see
Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach
Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach
Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach,
Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach!
Candace:I've never been happier in my entire life!

(Cuts to Linda at the spa, she takes cucumber slices off her eyes.)
Linda:Something is very wrong. Not a single call from Candace.(Checks her phone)Not even a text message.Oga, hose me down. I'm going home.

"Mom, when I call you to come home to bust the boys, you take your time and sometimes leave when you forget something. But when I don't call you come home immediately?"

"Your callings became part of my routine Candace, it felt unnatural that you weren't calling." Linda said embarrassed.

(Cut to Doofenshmirtz)
Doofenshmirtz:Okay, I think I finally got the right one. Now, Perry the Platypus,(Shines flashlight on him) you will finally understand...my PAIN!(presses remote)
(Flashback)
Doofenshmirtz:(narrating)Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzs' were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me.
Mr. Doofenshmirtz:Bewege dich nicht!("Don't move!")
Doofenshmirtz:(narrating)While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours.
Mr. Doofenshmirtz:Bewege dich nicht!
Doofenshmirtz:All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny.
Mr. Doofenshmirtz:(narrating)Bewege dich nicht!

Everyone had tears in their eyes. Most knew that the once-bad-now-good guy had a terrible childhood but they didn't know it was that bad.

"You are very tough man." Buford praised

"Meh, that was just the tip of the iceberg." Doof shrugged

Everyone's eyes widen in horror, they couldn't believe that it can get any worse. Doof's team stood by his side to comfort him, even if he seemed unaffected

Doofenshmirtz:And since my lawn gnome was taken away from me, I will destroy every lawn gnome in the entire Tri-State Area! Behold, the Destruct-inator! And now, Perry the Platypus, to activate my creation!(pushes a button and opens Perry's trap)NOOOO!

(Cut to the beach)
Stanky Dog:Surf contest!
Buford:Out of my way, Dinner-bell.
Phineas:Hello, Buford. Perhaps you missed the sign.
Buford:(reads the sign)"No Bullying, No Yodeling"?
Man:(Austrian accent)I don't like this any more than you do

"What was with the yodelling anyway?" Buford asked

"People were complaining about the noise." Phineas answered

"I don't think they were complaining about the yodelling." Baljeet said

Phineas looked surprised, "They weren't?"

Baljeet twitched

Stanky Dog:First up in the surf contest isBobby Nelson. Oh! And Nelson eats it on five-footer! And there's Django Brownshooting the curl, and here comes Buford Van Stomm! Ohh! He pummels Brown with a Philadelphia traffic stomp! And now he's got him in a Half-Nelson, now a Full-Nelson, oh! And now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson! Here's the scores from our judges. And Buford doesn't like it one bit.(Buford smashes the table with Bobby)Next up is Phineas Flynn, and it's great to see a young surfer show such confidence. Uh-oh, what's this?(Buford splashes through the holographic Phineas)Oh, those kids today and their holographic projections. He's in the pipeline, now he's hangin' ten! He's hanging twenty! He's hangin' thirty-two! Now he's just hangin'! The crowd loves it! I don't think there's a name for that! The crowd is doing the wave, and Phineas is surfing it! Let's go to the judges.10 to the 5th power, infinity, and oh! It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing has made judge #3 re-think Einstein's theory of relativity! Cowabunga, laws of nature!

Cut to Candace and Jeremy dancing.)
Candace:So, are you having fun?
(The music changes)
(Song: "The Moment Has Arrived (Our Song)")
Girl, the moment has arrived
I can see, although there is no light,
The music, beats throughout the night
And our love's in sight...(In the middle of the song)
Candace:Eee...(Cell phone rings)just one second.(dreamily, on phone)Hellooooo?
(Cut to Linda in the car, she gets shocked by this.)
Linda:Uh, Candace? Is everything okay?
(Cut back to Candace.)
Candace:Ohh, everything is just wonderful...
(Cut back to Linda, she gets shocked again.)
Linda:And...Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?
(Cut back to Candace as Phineas surfs in the background.)
Candace: Ohh, such wonderful things...
(Cut back to Linda, she gets shocked once more.)
Linda:Candace, honey, I'm coming home.
(Needle scratch, cut back to Candace.)
Candace:Wait, WHAT?
Linda:(On phone)I'm right around the corner; I'll be there in two minutes.
Candace:Wait! No mom, you can't!(Linda turns off the phone.)Oh, wait, wait! Uhh...(at Jeremy)Stay right there!(runs off)I've got to stop her!(Looks out the backyard gate)Oh, no, no, no, no...(Linda arrives)Mom, Mom, pleeaaasee, Mom! Go away! Don't come in!

"I think that was the only moment where Jeremy took over your busting urge. Usually you try to do both." Stacy commented

(Underground, the fight resumes. Perry kicks Doofenshmirtz into a lever, switching it to "Blow" forming a mountain in the middle of the ocean.)
Isabella:Is that a volcano?
(Volcano blows up)
Stanky Dog:GNOOOOOMES!(Gnome hits him)Oof!
Man:Run for your lives! It's gnome-ageddon!
Man #2:Who's protecting our gardens?!

"Gnome-ageddon. If that was a movie I would definitely watch it." Kai chuckled

"It would also have been an interesting way for the world to end" Katie added

(Cut to Linda)
Linda:Candace, tell me the truth.Whatis going on here?
Candace:(Sighs, talking fast)Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, just like they said they were going to. But instead of just a cute little beach in a sandbox; it turned out to be this absolutely huge beach, with a coastline, and palm trees, and a pier, and hula dancers, and water skiers, and tiki huts, and dolphins, and dancing, and surfing, and everybody from the neighborhood showed up-

Doofenshmirtz:Oof!

Candace: ...and then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head, and ...and just for a moment, it seemed that the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes...then I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom! If you would just let me have my moment!

"You really liked that idea huh Candace?" Phinease teased

Phineas:Oh, there you are Perry.
(Perry chatters)
Phineas:Well everybody, looks like that's all for today!
Crowd:Phineas and Ferb! (X3)
Candace:If you don't believe me, go see for yourself.
(Linda enters the backyard)

Phineas:That was great.
Linda:Hey, boys.
Phineas:Hey, mom.
Linda:So how was your day at the beach?
Candace:Wait, wait, my kingdom...my Jeremy...it was all so beautiful...!(panics, at Phineas and Ferb)WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PARADISE?! (pants)

"Forget like, more like love"

Linda:Candace, honey, I think it's time to get you out of the sun for a little while.(she and Isabella leads Candace away.)
Phineas:I think she had fun.

(Song: "If Summer Only Lasted One Day")
If Summer only lasted one day!
(Summer only lasted one day!)

Stanky Dog:Stanky Dog here with a special shout-out to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb, for hosting a beach party that was hot, hot, hot. And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen listeners, cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher.
Ferb:With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
(Phineas laughs.)

"Well that was fun, shall we go on to the next episode?"

"Still can't believe one of my agents died like that…"

Quick question, are there any episodes you like me to do? I'll do the specials and the movie eventually but some suggestion for episodes would be much appreciated. I hope you've enjoyed and please review.