Until Someone Gets Hurt

So I decided to turn this into a multi-chapter thing instead of a one shot. Its an antidote for my crippling writers black which has nothing to do with the fact I've been playing Team Fortress 2.

On that note, does anyone need a team medic? I'm trying to get the achievements.

Disclaimer: I do not own Reno or Yuffie

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It was not as it were a normal night for Yuffie and Reno. The two after being quickly zoomed around on Yuffie's motorcycle were now in the emergency room, she was pressing an ice pack to her lovers face to try and stop the swelling under his eye as blood dripped down his nose.

"How's that feel?" She asked as sweetly as possible, still maintaining some of her child life innocence from having the mind of what Reno suspected was at times a 3 year old and at other times a complete pervert. They worked well together.

"A little better, thanks Yuffie." He said, trying to cover up the nasal tone in his voice.

"Its okay Reno, sometimes these things happen."

"What like you punching me in the face? Coz if so, I want out." He said motioning to the door but with a smile on his face.

"It wasn't that hard…" Yuffie said dismissively.

"Then how come we ended up here?"

"You had it coming."

"Did I?" He asked, confusion taking over.

"Don't you remember what happened?"

"…" Reno lost himself in thought trying to remember what happened 15 minutes ago.

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"RENO!" Yuffie shouted, storming out of the bathroom with her hair in a mess, a pair of jeans in hand and a very pissed off expression.

"What's up Yuff? And why are you trying to stare a hole in me… this time?" He asked trying to see if there were any sharp, throw able objects nearby. The coast was clear.

"Why? Because someone in this apartment can't be assed to pick up his damn clothes and leaves me to trip over them, sending me on a collision course with the ground."

"Well if you weren't in such a hurry to get them off me in the first place…"

"Oh no Reno, not this time. Learn to clean up after yourself. Period."

"Speaking of periods…" Reno whispered to himself, or so he thought.

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"Totally worth it." He said, smirking awaiting proper treatment

"Fucktard." She said punching him on the arm, playfully this time.

"Hey. I'm injured here." Reno said defensively, rubbing where she had punched him.

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Aww, they're cute even when they're hitting eachother over the head with sticks.