Hello! It is now chapter two of "Royal Pains". As usual, I don't own any Inuyasha character. I do have and claim custody of Yahiko, Kanadi, Pup Kaede and all the oc's.

Legend: ~…~= Yahiko's speech.

Pup time

"Yahiko! Look what I got from Sister Rin!" Kaede came running up to her "uncle". In her tiny hands was a small pink pearl: the Shikon no tama. The purple eyed eight year old turned to his "niece".

~what is it?~ asked the young hybrid. Kaede shrugged.

"Sister Rin said it was a sacred jewel that ahne fought over with Naraku." The dragon/dog sniffed the stone. There was a pure, clean aura around it.

~so its kinda like a marble?~

"I think it was something kinda cool." Kaede then tossed the tiny jewel from one hand to another. Yahiko grinned and was handed the pink jewel.

~look. Yeshua is here. Didn't his papa leave already?~ Yahiko watched as the half incubus Yeshua walked over to them. Pushing the mute away, Kaede did a full out tackle to Yeshua. The boy yelped. He was quick to retaliate with a flip and a bite. The fight was on! yahiko watched with boredom.

~~~~outside walls~~~~

Miroku groaned. He could feel the rising agitation of Sesshomaru. The canine Inuyasha gave the monk a dog grin.

{don't worry. I will make sure that Sesshomaru will not hurt you!} Miroku did not believe him. He scoffed.

"yeah right. I am wearing your clothes. Mine are missing. And we both are still damp from our little detour. What am I missing that he 'won't' kill me over?" he said thick with sarcasm.

{…you want to a have a family?"}

"terrific. Sesshomaru is going to slay me, revive me, and slay me again." Sighing, Miroku waited for the gates to open. When they did, Inuyasha took lead. The red clad monk followed. As they passed the gates, Miroku heard several of the guards mutter.

"poor monk. He won't last long when Lord Sesshomaru sees him." Several of the guards were chuckling. miroku groaned once more.

"I'm dead."

~~~~meeting room~~~~

Sesshomaru roared at the insane sight of the monk walking in…with his mate's clothes on. Inuyasha shifted back, he was naked as the day he was born. That set the Lord off. The canine Lord lunged for the monk.

"Sesshomaru! Stop it!" Inuyasha held back his mate. Sesshomaru had servants dress Inuyasha's naked body in a pale green woman's kimono.

"and why should i dear brother?" he sneered. The hanyou snapped his fangs at his mate.

"because, he did not have any other choice other than walk here naked. I gave him my kimono to be decent. I decided to go as my inu form instead." Inuyasha then stood in front of Miroku, who was frightened as hell.

"hn. Inuyasha, I shall deal with you later." Sesshomaru left. Taking a deep breath, Miroku collapsed. Inuyasha sighed.

"oh well. At least Sesshomaru did not kill him."

~~~~infirmary~~~~

Sitting up, Naraku took in the scents around him. All he could catch was the scent of his heat…and his mate? Sitting up, the spider followed the scent over to Miroku, and balked at the sight. In that sanitized little cot, laid his mate…in Inuyasha's fire rat robes. The pulse of his aura alerted the monk of where his mate is.

"Naraku? What are you doing here?" asked the monk. Naraku laced a hand on his cheek. He smiled.

"I am in here because I went into heat. It was my first in over 50 years. What's your excuse?" Miroku groaned.

"Inuyasha and I decided to take a detour to some hot springs. When we got ready to leave, my clothed were snatched by a bunch of monkeys. Inuyasha gave me his clothes and shifted into inu form. We walked home after that. Sesshomaru was ready to kill me, but Inuyasha stopped him. I fainted from relief of not being killed." The monk then slowly stood. The room spun.

"whoa, easy there." Helping the weak monk up, Naraku waited until his mate got back on his feet.

"Miroku?"

"what? Are you sick?"

"better. I am in heat. Sango told me how much you want to have a child. I asked Rin for the shikon and wished to be able to bear a child. The jewel is now nothing more than a pearl." The spider leaned against the monk.

"that's great news! Oh, Naraku. Inuyasha and I were talking about what we should do in order to have a family!" Miroku pulled the smaller male into him and gave him the most passionate kiss he ever gave. Naraku's face was flushed and he was panting.

"Naraku, I am eager to begin." The monk purred. Naraku submitted to the male. He was ready to conceive.

~~~~the room~~~~ **lemon up ahead**

Naraku was gently lain on the bed, face flushed. Miroku smirked. He leaned in for another kiss. As he did that, the aroused monk was untying the hakama of Naraku's clothes. The fabric was peeled off the two. Naraku's length was thickening and hard. Miroku smirked at the sight. His was painfully hard.

"Naraku, be prepared." And with that, Miroku shoved his entire length into Naraku, unprepared and dry. The spider cried out.

"miro…Miroku. Ah..ah… wait." Naraku whimpered out. Miroku stilled, getting the spider used to his girth. Naraku took in a deep breath, and impaled himself deeper on the human male. Miroku groaned. the spider's heated body gripped him with determination.

"Oh Naraku, you are so tight." Withdrawing until his tip remained, the monk shoved himself completely in to the hilt. Naraku cried out. The sound made Miroku moan loud. He picked up his ace, moving faster and harder. Their breath became harsh and loud.

With a final roar, Miroku spent his seed inside his mate. Naraku cried, and released his. The two were panting hard.

"Miroku, are sure you want a child?" asked Naraku.

"Yes. I do."

"Good. Because we will find out if I'm pregnant or not in three days."

"Good." Miroku smiled.

~~~~in the garden~~~~

Yeshua gave a final nip at Kaede, who held him pinned to the ground. The young incubus whined and bore his throat to the girl pup.

"You win…again." The black haired boy whined. Kaede smiled.

~why do you always want to come over when all you do is getting pinned to the ground? ~ asked Yahiko. The hybrid held a fresh tortilla in his hand, a bite missing from the bread.

"I don't know…hey! I want one!" the boy pushed Kaede off of him and ran over to Yahiko, who stood at the kitchen window where Viva was serving up a tasty snack for the pups.

"Ai yiyi. Princesa, Viva has some Mazda and tortilla with sugar. Come, come. The young lords and Viva's little chickie must eat to continue your play." Viva grinned as the hyper children attacked the food with eagerness.

"Aye ninos. Calm down, there are plenty of Viva's tortillas and Mazda." The Spanish bird then scooted around the gorging kids and went to gather water for her cooking, her water bucket in hand.

"Yahiko, why can't you talk?" asked Yeshua. The hybrid swallowed the last of the pink Mazda. Yahiko turned his purple eyes over to the blue eyed youth.

~I don't know. I never was able to talk. My ahne said that the first and last sound I made was when I was born~ Yahiko then snagged another tortilla and walked away. Kaede sipped her Mazda like the good little princess she was to be.

"Yahiko never was able to talk, but somehow, he was able to talk without using words. He was able to do something called…tel…telep…telepathy. Yeah, telepathy. He was able to use telepathy and use his mind to talk." Kaede then skipped away, a tortilla in her hand. Yeshua tilted his head. He shrugged and bit into the sugary snack that was set in front of him.

~~~~nursery~~~~

Inuyasha smiled and rocked his youngest pup. Koryu whimpered and continued his nursing. The sweet milk that came from his dame made the pup purr. The beta smiled.

"Maybe wearing female clothes is a good thing." Inuyasha said to himself. Sesshomaru sat close by.

"How so? You usually hate wearing a yukata."

"True. But it makes it so much easier to feed our pups." Inuyasha winced when Koryu bit down hard on his breast. Sesshomaru chuckled.

"He's a feisty one." Receiving a glare from his mate, Sesshomaru inched back a bit.

"Oh sure he's feisty. Just wait until he is able to be alone for long periods of time. Then it's your problem." Removing the pup from his breasts, Inuyasha placed Koryu on the ground in the opposite direction of his sire and walked out of the room. The white haired pup whimpered and walked over to his sire.

"chi-ue, chi-ue. Ahne leave why?" Sesshomaru grinned at the stumbling speech his pup spoke. Koryu stared at his sire with unlinking eyes.

"Your ahne needs a break. He'll return." Picking up his son, Sesshomaru took the boy into the garden. He could hear his older daughter yelping and growling at one of her age-mates*. The Dog Lord sighed. He would have to break up another fight.

~~~~garden~~~~

"I give up! I give up!" cried Yeshua. Kaede smirked and retracted her fangs from the boy's arm. Yahiko was silently giggling. Yeshua found it unnerving.

"Its kinda weird how you laugh without making a sound." Commented the boy.

~deal with it~ Yahiko then stopped his giggling and sniffed the air. Kaede did as well.

"Daddy!" the black haired pup took off. Sesshomaru placed Koryu on the ground, who took off as soon as he could, and held his arm out and grabbed the quick footed pup.

"Kaede, what did I say about dominating Yeshua?" Kaede pouted, but answered.

"To wait until he is older then pin him when he know his emotions." Sesshomaru balked at the girl's blunt answer.

"No, that is what your dame said. I said behave like a lady and allow Yeshua to properly approach you." Sesshomaru then picked up his daughter and gave her a soft hug. The girl mewed and nuzzled her face into her father's fluffy fur around his shoulder. She let out a purr.

"heh. Yeshua, are you unhurt?" asked the Lord. The young prince blinked.

"oh, no. I'm used to it."

"…that's not suppose to be a good thing." Sesshomaru sighed at the lax boy. The enigmatic pup known as his bay brother was quietly munching on a frog…wait.

"Yahiko,, where did you get the frog?" asked Sesshomaru. The purple eyed dog/dragon pointed at the pond.

~you were talking too much and I got bored. The frog was just sitting there. So I grabbed it and ate it. ~ Yahiko then bit off one of the legs. Sesshomaru stood and rubbed his temples.

"I need a drink."