"Once Upon a time there was a lovely Princess who was a ranger, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sore which an only be broken by love's first kiss, she was locked away in a castle guarded by terrible chinses tiger, many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison but none prevailed, she waited in the chines tigers keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss" the page from the book is ripped "yea, likes that's gonna ever happen, ah what a load of"

A blue hedgehog looks at his home "This is the life" says the blue hedgehog and his name was Sonic

It was night time, Sonic was enjoying chilly dogs, an angry mod trust passes his home "Again, can they ever let a hedgehog get some peace"

The mod tiptoed to Sonic's home not realizing he was behind them "Think it's in there"

"Alright let's get it"

"Hold on do you know what that thing will do to you"

"Yea, it'll grind your bones for its bread"

Sonic's laughing is heard "Well actually that would be a giant" the mod gets scared "Now hybrids hedgehog there much worse, they'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin"

"No"

"they'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes actually it's quite good on toast"

"Back, back beast, back I warn ye" Sonic puts out the fire "Right"

Sonic made a load roar making the men scream "This is the part where you run away" whispers Sonic

The mod ran for dear life, Sonic gave a laugh "And stay out" Sonic saw something and picks it up "Wanted Fairytale Creature" Sonic throws is on the ground


"Alright this one's full take it away" Fairytale Creatures are being arrested

"Give me that" the guard brakes the witch's broom "Flying days are over"

"That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch, next" a panda say creatures in wages and cages

"Please don't turn me in I'll never be stubborn again I can change please give me other chance"

"Oh, shut up"

"Next, what do you got"

"this little wooden puppet"

"I'm not a puppet I'm a real toy" it's noise grey

"5 shillings for the possess toy, take it away"

"Father please don't let them do this help me"

"Next, what do you got"

"Well I got a talking panda"

"Right…well that's good for 10 shillings if you can prove it"

"oh, go on fella" the panda stood silent

"Well"

"his just nervous his really quiet the chatter box, speak you bone headed dolt"

"That's it I heard enough, Guards"

"No, he talks he does, I can talk I love to talk"

"Get her out of my sight"

"No I swear, he can talk"

Pixy dust gets on the panda "I can fly"

"He can talk"

"That's right fool now I'm a flying talking panda, you might have seen a house fly or maybe even a super fly but you have never seen a panda fly" the dust fades off "Oh uh"

"Size him" the panda runs for his life

He ran and ran and bumps into Sonic

The soldiers see Sonic "You their hybrid hedgehog"

"Yea"

"by the order of Lord Eggman I place you bother under arrest and transport you to a designated falsity"

"Oh really you can what army" the guards were not behind him and rans for his life

"Can I say something to you listen you were really something back there incredible"

"Are you talking to…me"

"Yes I was talking to you the names Po can I just tell you were great back there and those guards they thought they were all of that than you showed up and bam they were tripping all over themselves like babies in the woods, that made me feel real good to say that"

"Oh, that's great now really"

"Man, it's good to be free"

"Now why don't you celebrate you own freedom with your own friends, hm"

"But I don't have any friends, and I am not going out there by myself, hey wait a minute I got a better idea I'll stick with you" Po bugs Sonic so much

"Why are you following me"

"I tell you why" Po sings an annoying song

"Stop singing, well no wonder why you don't have any friends"

"wow only a true friend can be that truly honest"

"listen you take a look at what am I"

"Really furry"

"No I'm a hybrid hedgehog you know grad your porch and pitch fork doesn't that bother you"

"Nope, really"

"Really, really"

"Oh"

"Man, I like you, what's your name"

"Sonic the hedgehog"

"Sonic, do you know what I like about you Sonic you got that I don't care nobody thinks of me" Po say Sonic homes "who would live in a place like that"

"That would be my home"

"oh, an it is lovey just beautiful you know you are quit a decorator" Po read the sign since he knew 0 % of hybrids "I guess you don't entertain much do you"

"I like my privacy"

"You know I do to there's another thing we have income" says Po "Can I stay with you"

"What"

"Can I stay with you please"

"Of course,"

"Really"

"No"

"please you don't know what it's like to be consider a freak, well you do and that's why we got to stick together you got to let me stay please"

"Okay but one night only" Po gets into Sonic's house "What are you no, no"

"Oh, this is gonna be fun, we can stay you late, swap manly story and in the morning, I'm making waffles" Sonic get irritated "Where do I sleep"

"Outside"

"Oh um, outside is cool, I don't know you and you don't know me, here I go goodnight" Sonic close the door on him" Po sings the song again