A/N: Okay, we have some new Smashers to add. Meet Smoker, Hunter, Witch, Tank, and Riskichu! Enough goofing around, let's go!
Chapter 2: A New Enamy Has Arived!
Samus and Meta Knight looked at the new ship docking on the eastern side of the mansion. "So then..." Meta Knight began, a light spanish accent audible "Why I am the other one welcomeing these new warriros?" Samus smiled under her armor. "Simple, your the only reasonable male fighter here. Don't get me wrong, Ness and Lucus are sweet, but these guys, from all the files I found on them, are not their type." Meta Knight looked up and nodded. The door opened and out strode a normal looking human with a cigarette, a human with a hoodie, a plae, skankily clad girl with red eyes and claws, and a walking hunk of muscle. "Master Hand recruited these guys?" Meta Knight asked, slightly shocked. The smoker walked up to them and extended his hand. "The name's Smoker, who are yoiu two?" Smoker asked. "Samus Aaron, the speechless puff ball is Meta Knight." Samus staed, shacking Smoker's hand. Meta Knight shook it next. "The hoodied guy is Hunter, he's a bit anti-social and has a thing for Witch." Smoker whispered to the two, pointing at the clawed girl when he said "Witch". "Who is the muscle?" Samus asked, seeing Witch and Hunter join them all. "That's Tank. Don't mind him though, he's quite friendly... In his own, slightly santanic way." Hunter stated, pointing at the hairless DK inpersonator hug an oil drum, pancakeing it. "Well... We should have Master Hand check you in." Meta Knight said, seeing a few tears trikle down Witch's face. "Excuse me, miss, what's wrong?" Meta Knight asked her, only to get jumped on and his face mask clawed at. "WHAT THE SUBSPACE!" Meta Knight yelled as the girl scratched away at the metal mask. "Witch, get off him." Smoker said, calmly. "But..." she said febally "Now." Smoker demanded. Witch hung her head low and walked off the puff ball. "Sorry bout her." Hunter said, pulling Meta Knight up. "It is alright. She reminds me of Peach..." Meta Knight laughed at the thought, Peach has jumped on him when she saw he;d been brought back for the next tournament. "Who?" Hunter, Tank, Smoker, and Witch asked. "One of the two princesses in the mansion, both oif which are my roommates..." Samus explained. Tank walked up to Meta Knight and tried to hug him, missing as Meta Knight sat on Samus' shoulder. After an uneventful walk, the arived at Master Hand's office, seeing a white clad boy and Zelda walk out the other door. "Hello, Master Hand!" Samus and Meta Knight said, makeing the hand look at them. "Samus, Meta Knight, you brought them. Good work. You two have the rest of the day off." Master Hand stated, they walked out to see Zelda watching a brawl between the boy and Olimar. Meta Knight when toward the docks to sleep on his ship, the Halbred. Samus went to her room to converse with Peach and Sheik. "Hey! Guess what!" Peach squeeled when she walked in. "What is it?" Samus asked. "We have new friends! I just got news from Master Hand that we have new naibors! They have some really odd names though, Smoker, Hunter, Witch, and Tank. Those names sound familer?" Peach asked. Samus was glad she had her armor on, she was smileing like a lunitic in there. "Nope." Samus said, sarcasum dripping from her tone. "Okay." Peach said, going back to looking at the magizene on her bed. Sheik poofed in front of Samus. "So, we have newcomers." She stated. "We do." Samus stated, seeing Sheik's mind go to work. She may be Zelda's other half, but Crazy Hand had split them because... well, he's crazy. "Sheik, don't. Remember what happened to Riskachu?" Samus glared her friend down, remembering when the alternate Pikachu had arived.
1 year earlier
Samus and Sheik laughed as they saw a Pikachu with a top hat walk though the area. "Good day, ladies. I am Riskachu Esterfeild Chincihlla." the little yelow mouse stated. "Samus, this is Sheik." Samus stated. Riskachu nodded and began to walk off until Samus noticed that Sheik had disappered. Samus found her in front of Riskichu's room. She had placed a land mine infront of his room. "Shhhhhhhh!" Sheik told her and ran off. Samus decided since Sheik would have riged it to self destruct if anyone messed with it, she walked away, then she heard an explosion and sighed.
Samus uses a tesala beam to hold her ninja friend from makeing Master Hand rebuild 1/4 the mansion. Soon, Zelda returned and the daily word was spread amongst the group. "So, Zelda, Master Hand has a body guard for you?" Peach asked. "Sentogami, yeah." Zelda stated, she was elsewhere so to speak. "We have new contestants! We should prank them!" Sheik stated, getting an look of confusion on all the faces exept Samus', which was covered byt her helmet. "Who are they?" Zelda asked. "Some people that Valve sent us to keep animocity down. They have some weird names, Smoker, Hunter, Witch, and Tank." Sheik explained. Samus took her helmet off and looked Sheik in the eye. "No, these guys are good, I've read their files." Samus began, everyone's gaze on her as she explained a thing called the Green Flu "and due to genetic mutations, these new fighters were formed. There are four more called Boomer, Spitter, Charger and Jockey." Samus finished. The blood was far from Sheik, Peach and Zelda's face respectively. Samus nodded and walked out, seeing Hunter looking for a brawl. "Samus, you want to brawl?" He asked, seeing Witch laughing in the backround. "Sure, loser pays at Wario's bar." Samus stated, putting her helmet back on. As the two went to the sim, Witch already had the map picked out, a place called Mercy Hospital Roof Top. "Loser pays." Hunter nodded as he steped onto the telaporter. Samus felt like she had a good idea of what was going to happen, so she steped up.
(Cue Bride Witch Theme from Left 4 Dead 2)
Samus looked at the destroied roof top. Mindless flu victims staggered around. Samus charged her lazzor until she saw something scurry away behind a crate. She fired and the crate exploded, reveiling Hunter, who jumped up and takled her, clawing at her armor. "Get off me!" Samus yelled, punching him in the face. Out side the simulater, Smoker and Witch watched. "He's treating her like he does you, ho." Smoker laughed, getting punched in the face by Witch, they returned to watching Samus try and block Hunter's claws. He got many hits until a Smash Ball appered. "Mine! IT'S SHINEY AND MINE YOU HO!" Hunter screeched and exploded the ball with it's energy around him. He jumped ont the roof top and suddenly, mindless zombies came out of no where and began to maul Samus. She fought valiently to get them off her, but it wasn't working. When Hunter came back down, he used a slash and sent her explodeing into a blue light.
(End music)
Samus walked out of the sim, seeing Witch and Smoker laughing. "Sorry, but didn't you know Hunters are some of the most agile special infected?" Smoker asked between whezes. "Now I know, Hunter, you want those drinks?" Samsu asked, the hoodie clad warrior fallowed like a dog, Witch yelling at him all the while. Smoker put in another cigarette and smirked. "Samus! What can I do for you today?" Wario asked, cleaning out a mug. "4 drinks, now Tubba Blubba!" Samus remarked, seeing her being angered, Wario ran as fast as he could to get the drinks. 4 rounds later. "So" Samus began with a slur "You guys remeber Meta Knight? Yeah, I like him!" Smaus stated, seeing Witch laugh, she stumbled into Hunter, who was, like everyone else, was drunk off his rocker.
END OF CHAPTER!
Riskachu: Wait! You didn't do the OC disclaimer!
Phil: Damn it! OCs belong to:
Rickachu/Dr. Chinchilla - Risk95
Sentogami/Sento - Phil
