A/N-I decided to go for another twist on a song, hoping to get a reader or two to laugh.

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Ginny's words are Bold Ron's are not.

*Ahem!* Ron and Ginny Present, Ginny's favorite song, Mr. Lucius Malfoy! A twist on the Muggle theme song for the Adams Family-

Na na na nah! *snap* *snap*
Ew ew ew eww! *snap* *snap*
Na na na nah!
Ew ew ew eww!
Na na na nah! *snap* *snap*

He's creepy and he's spooky,
Hideous and ewwey,
He's altogether poopy,
*Altogether* Mr. Lucius Malfoy!

His house is a mosleuem.
When people come to see him
They really run a scream-in.
*Altogether* Mr. Lucius Malfoy!

Greasy

Evil

A Git!

So get your mums shawl on.
Harry's broomstick you can crawl on.
We're gonna pay a call on
*Altogether* Mr. Lucius Malfoy!