A/N: Guess what? I OWN NOTHING!!! Yes, nothing. Please don't flame.

Snape was once again trying to get home by taking the elevator. He stood by the elevator doors, pressed the button, and hoped that no one would come.

But then Hermione, the obnoxious know it all, and her boyfriend Ron Weasley, the dirt poor Blood Traitor, approached the elevator.

"Honestly Ronald, you'd think that you'd learn by now," Hermione remarked, marching up to the elevator. "Had a nice night on the town, I see," Snape growled.

Ron swore under his breath.

"Watch it Weasley, or I will give you a detention," Snape said.

"Well Ron, we need to pass time, and you know what we must do," Hermione said. Ron nodded.

They both pulled out kazoos and played something that sounded suspiciously like Weird Al.

There was a 'ding!' and the elevator doors flew open.

Snape hurried in and took out a piece of chalk. He drew a box around himself and announced, "This is my personal space. No one except me can go in it."
Hermione shouted, "GROUP HUG!!!!!" and she and Ron embraced each other.

Snape growled and banged his head on the wall.

Ron pressed a button. Hermione pressed another button and said, "It's this floor Ron." "Last time I checked, it was this floor," Ron said, jabbing his finger against his button. "No," Hermione said. "Yes. I even checked with Harry," Ron said, jabbing his finger even harder against the button. "No, unless Harry wants you to go to Myrtle's bathroom," Hermione said. "No, Myrtle's bathroom is on this floor," Ron said, jabbing another button. "No, it's on this one," Hermione said, jabbing a different button. "You're impossible," Ron said.

Cautiously, Snape stepped out of his personal space and pressed a button.

Ron said, "If you don't mind, we're trying to get to the 6th floor." Hermione said, "I thought it was the 8th." "Luna said 6th," Ron said. "Dean said 8th," Hermione said. "Like Dean would know," Ron said, rolling his eyes. "Oh yeah? And you chose to ask Luna and you're telling me that Dean wouldn't know?" Hermione said, putting her hands on her hips. "She's been there before," Ron said. "With who?" Hermione said. "Uh….Neville," Ron said.

Hermione fell over.

"Neville?" Hermione said. "Yup," Ron said.

Hermione started nervously playing her kazoo.

Snape really wished he had taken the stairs. Again.

A/N: If you didn't figure it out already, they were talking about snogging closets. XD

R&R please please please please!

Next chapter coming soon!