Note:This is the second half of T-Rex's story.
T-Rex:Ugh...where am I?
T-Rex is lying on a hospital bed. Sniffles is sitting next to him.
Sniffles:I tried to tell you that you had to get out of here before you got killed, but then we got killed so now you're stuck here.
T-Rex:What do you mean?
Sniffles:Well, for some reason, when someone dies here, they're hit with some kind of curse or disease that brings them to life after each time they die.
T-Rex:Life after death? There has to be a catch...
Sniffles:There is. It also makes us die painfully most of the time.
T-Rex:I see. But how does it trap us here?
Sniffles:It doesn't. It's just that we're dying painful enough here, and we'd rather not test our luck in other cities.
T-Rex:I see...
Sniffles:So, as a newcomer to...I forgot what this place was called...would you like me to show you the town and help you get a house?
T-Rex:Why not?
The twosome walk out of the hospital and as Sniffles shows T-Rex landmarks, he also got to meet the citizens of this town...
Toothy:Hi, I'm Toothy. That blue squirrel over there is Splendid. He's the superhero of this town.
T-Rex:He looks strong, but a Transformer could kick his butt.
Toothy:What are you talking about? He's the most powerful being on Earth!
T-Rex:Oh yeah?
T-Rex points to Splendid, now being ticked to death by a Generation 1 Shockwave.
Splendid:LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!dies
Shockwave:I told him I could kill him without kryptonut.
Later on...
Sniffles:These are the girls here. The chipmunk's name is Giggles, the skunk is Petunia, and the porcupine is Flaky.
T-Rex:The former two are the married couple, I believe...
Giggles and Petunia:Excuse me?
T-Rex:You two are lesbians, aren't yo-HEY WHAT ARE YO- OW! OUCH! HEY! STOP!
If you didn't understand that, T-Rex is being beaten the shit out of him buy Giggles and Petunia. Then Disco Bear enters the picture, and and all the girls run off.
Disco Bear:Ouch.. You girls play hard to get, don't you?
Sniffles:That's Db, or Disco Bear. He's the town idiot and the rich guy. He likes to flirt with the girls here, even though they've told him he's too old for them.
T-Rex:To me, it's obvious he's gay.
Db: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy.
Note:Gay meant happy during the 70's
Db runs off to chase the girls.
T-Rex:I meant as in homo-sexual.
Later, they meet a yellow rabbit on the dam.
Cuddles:I'm Cuddles, and I like to live on the dangerous side!
T-Rex pushes him off dam.
T-Rex:Does that include free-falling?
After a number of other meetings with characters, T-Rex goes to find a house.
T-Rex:Hey Sniffles, I got a good house for a dollar!
If you don't know, the cashier is Lumpy.
Sniffles:That figures...
Nightfall, at the door front of T-Rex's new home.
T-Rex:Well it's been a pleasure meeting all of you. I'll see you all tomorrow...closes door
Sniffles starts leaving, then the door opens again.
T-Rex:But those girls are lesbians, right?
Note:This is where T-Rex's story ends. Next time, it's Sweetie!
