Rogue waved the smoke away from her face, coughing the whole time. She looked around. She was at the movie theater, in the mall. They were seated in the back row. There was no movie playing yet, just commercials for the moment.
"Where are we,...Tayna?" Rogue asked.
Tiffany's eye twitched. "We're, like, in the dimension to where you ask out Scott. This is the day you and Scott went to a movie." Tiffany pointed and there was a shy Rogue, all dressed nice and everything, sitting next to a bored, unimpressed Scott. (To help with confussion of who's who, our Rogue will be Rogue forever, and the other dimension Rogue's will be...well, dimension Rogue. Hope that smooths things out.)
Dimension Rogue kind of looked like she was having an inner battle with herself.
"So, Scott...um, are yah havin' a-a good tahme?" She asked with a shy, almost...not scared more like nervous, maybe.
Scott smiled. "It's better than being by myself. I agreed cuz Jean bailed out on our date for homework."
Dimension Rogue gritted her teeth and smiled. "Oh, well, um, A-Ah'm glad yer here."
Scott smiled and turned to the movie screen. Dimension Rogue looked away and sighed.
Rogue looked at Tiffany. "Ok, so what? Scott agrees tah go out wit' meh cuz he had nothang bettah ta do. Big deal. Seriously, Tara, can Ah go home now?"
Tiffany gritted her teeth. "No. Now we're gonna, like, skip to, like, after the, like, date. 'Cause, like, it'll totally get, like, so annoying and boring watching you, like, drool over Scott for about, like, 2 hours, so, like, yeah..."
Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Um, whatever yah say, Tina."
Tiffany snapped, "It's Tiffany!"
"Meow." Rogue clawed her hand in the air. Tiffany glared.
"Just, like, hold on to me!"
Rogue rolled her eyes and did so. "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
Pink sparklers engulf them. Suddenly, they're are at the mansion and Dimension Rogue and Scott are talking. They don't notice a glaring, glowy eyed Remy watching them from his room.
Rogue watches as Remy throws a lamp at the wall and it smashes. He starts panting and falls down to his knees, clutching his heart.
Rogue looks at Tiffany. "Why is he doin' that?"
"Because this is about 2 years later and in this dimension, like, you and Scott are dating. You proposed. But even though it was totally pathetic, how you, like, went for stupid Scott instead of a smokin' hot Remy! God, what's wrong with-nevermind. Well, even though it was pathetic, he said yes."
Rogue smiled a little. "Really? He loved meh?"
Tiffany sighed. "No, you two toned twat. (AN/ remember this for later) He just wanted to make Jean jealous, like, cha!"
Rogue's smile vanished. "O-oh. But that still don't explain why Gambit's upset."
Tiffany rolled her eyes. Remy wiped his face. "Because he is in love."
"Wit' who?"
"YOU!"
Rogue's eyebrows raised to her hairline. "Wha-what! Na uh! This is what this is about?"
"Yep, now watch."
Remy sighed and got up. He looked at how Scott kept his distance from Dimension Rogue. Remy cursed himself.
"Now, let's skip a few more years. SHAZAM! *clap/ZAP*" Tiffany said.
There they were, right in front of a small house in a neighborhood. The mailbox said "SUMMERS" and Rogue inwardly sighed.
"Knock it off." Tiffany told her, Rogue nodded. "Ok, this is, like, 10 years later. You and Scott have a kid. Her name is Rebekka. BUT! She isn't, like, Scotts..."
Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Okay...Who's is it?"
"Gambit's. That's why you married Scott. Well, Remy get's upset and decides to leave the X men. So he goes back home and is forced to marry BellaDonna."
Tiffany points to a window and there's a chick with a blonde mullet and a sad Remy.
"I mean seriously! What's up that stupid mullet! I never understood that! My God, you'd think with a rich family, she'd at least be able to afford a decent haircut!"
Rogue raised a point. "Um...off topic. Back to Gambit."
"He almost killed himself in this dimension. But that's besides the point-"
"Terry, why'd he hafta marry BellaDonna in tha first place?"
"Because of some rivaling family thing, I don't know. Not much into comics, ask WC. Geek, she is. She knows a crap load of junk on this, like, topic. Well, we're getting off topic!"
"Procede."
"Thank you. So, like, Scott cheats on you with, like, Emma Frost. You know this, but you have this dilusion that he loves you or whatever. But, here's what's happened since you've gotten married. Jean went to Logan. Storm was in love with Logan, so yeah. She got sad and stuff, but kept quiet. Um, what else? Oh yeah, like-"
"YER VOICE IS ANNOYING!" Rogue screamed.
"I know." Tiffany answered and continued. "Well, Scott has also been seeing Jean AND Emma, with you knowing. Logan knows Jean loves Scott and all, but he don't care. He's in the same boat as you."
"So Ah messed up alot for alot of people?" Rogue asked. "HOW'S THIS GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?"
"It's educational, it's not supposed to make you feel good, Rogue." Tiffany informed.
"Ok. But Ah jus' think Scott's justa li'l confused...Not anythang bad or anythang..."Rogue tried to say.
"Oh, but watch, Roguey dearest." Tiffany grinned.
Dimension Rogue was playing with Rebekka when Scott came in.
"Yes, Scott?" She asks.
"Rebekka, leave for now. I need to have a chat with your...mom."Scott said angerly.
Rebekka went off. "Scott, what's wrong?"
Scott glared and grabbed her, scaring her. "Is she my daughter?"
"What?"
"She isn't! She's that Swamp Rat's! You cheated on me!" Scott screamed.
Dimension Rogue started crying. "N-no! That was soo long ago, Scott! A-Ah was drunk a-a-an' yah've cheated on meh!"
"That's different. They're pretty." Scott told her. She gasped and glared. Still crying, she reached behind her, for the knife.
"So, lemme get this straight...Yah don't love meh enough to stick wit' meh or jus' divorce meh an' go tah tha gals yah have, an' beh rude tah tha wife who's been sweet tah yah an' loved yah?"
"Yep, pretty much."
Dimension Rogue's eye twitched and she smiled bitterly sweet. "Y'know, Ah'm real tahred of yer attitude! Ah shoulda married Remy!" And with that, she stabbed him. Ten times.
"Love yah, honey bear." She said bitterly then started laughing hysterically then crying hysterically. This cycle went off until Rebekka called the funny farm and they took her away.
"And so, you go nutts, Rebekka is taken to Remy. Remy is upset that they've taken you away, but glad he has a daughter. He and Rebekka go and see you. He tries to break you out, eventually...um, you tried to kill him..."
Rogue's eyes widened. "Ok...wow. Dang."
"Ready to go back?"
Rogue nodded.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW!" Rainbows shot out of Tiffany's hand and they were back in Rogue's room. WC was asleep in Rogue's bed.
"Jaz?" Tiffany asks.
"WHAT!" WC raises up real fast. "Oh, y'all are back. *yawn* How was the trip, Annie?"
"Morbid." Rogue told her.
"Neat!" WC smiled then frowned. "What all did she do, Annie?"
"Called me a twat, talked annoying, talked rude, did Ah mention Tesla called meh a twat?"
WC glared at Tiffany. "You. Better. Run. NOW!" Sparks flew and zapped her.
"Well, now that you've went through that torture, what have you learned?"
"Scott's a pig. But Ah ain't datin' Remy. Ever." Rogue told her.
WC smiled coyly. "Oh reeeeeeeeally? WADE!"
A dude in a red and black guady uniform stepped in with a...Deathstroke (Slade. Y'know, from Teen Titans?) voodoo doll with little pins in it.
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" He screamed as he kept poking the doll.
"Wade..."WC started.
The man in the guady uniform looked up. "Oh, c'mon! Why does everyone keep sayin' it's guady!"
WC looks away. Wade gasps. "WC? HOW COULD YOU! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE TO REACH MY LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS!"
Wade starts crying and WC looks at him. "I'm...not sure if that's an insult or compliment..."
"Probably both." Rogue told her.
"In fact, I don't think I wanna know. So Wade, go off to dimension..." WC gets out a paper and looks at it, "457."
"Can do, missy." Wade grabs Rogue's arm and screams, "EXCELCIOR!"
WC sighed. "Idiot...Now, where is that bimbo?"
Tiffany was cowering behind the table.
"Tiffany's not here!"
"I take back what I said about Wade..."
