I soon found my answer. In a tangled mess on the couch. A very naked Bella an some kid who ha a terrible goatee. Some fucking couple thery were. Announce their engagement then consequently cheat on the same night.
I wwas feeling extremely unnerved as to what happened between me and eddie last night. I healed rediciulously fasrt so I didn't fell anything. I just hope I did the penetrating.
I stripped naked and phased into wolf form. I phased back and dressed in some clothes I hid under a rock near la push. I went to the diner and asked Wendy, the waitres to order my usual. The breakfast platter. Long black with two sugars.
I was coming near graduaction right and I was getting worried cos obviously Im not getting into college so I needed fucking job that wasn't patrolling to forest as a giant dog.
Preferably a job that paid because I was broke as hell and you could only get so far leeching off a grumpy old guy in a wheelchair. I was getting desperate. Because having a perfect 8 pack isn't really resume worthy.
I asked wendy if she could get me a job when she fgot me my food. She said I could start on Monday, which was fantastic. Now I can afford to replace all of the clothes I rip phasing between wolf and hunk.
Eating my sausage from my fork, I thought about the 100+ year old Eddy Cullen. To be honest I oculd have at least took a picture of his fucking prick for blackmail reasons. Or for something to wank to. I mena come on he was hot as hell, despite the fact tha the spatrtkles in the sunlike like a fairy.
I wonder if bella and edaard will stsay engaged or if they will stay stupid. I didn't care. I need to graduate from high school. Regular attendacn ehelps,.
SO I decided since my high school took me off the school register due to my horrible attendance, I would transferr to forks high school. Fantastic idea. I'll tell billy as soon as I get home.
I finished my coffee, kissed wendy on the cheek and hijacked a motorcycle and drove as fast as I can home.
