Disclaimer: Since the Hetalia guys are eventually added, I know it is my moral (lol)

obligation to say that neither Kay-Mentrae nor I own Hetalia in any way shape or

form...even though we both really want to XD

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Well hiya everyone! I'm taking a quick break from Cleverbot to slowly bring my sanity

back in order. Granted I lost my sanity a long time ago, but it's gotten worse due to

the repetitive-ness of "I'm not the bot, you are!" and honestly I can say I need a

break. Just to share with you all cuz I love you (friendly!) people, I just found out that

my viola touring group is going to Austria, Switzerland, and Doitsu...whoops I mean

Germany ^.^ this coming summer and I've so very excited! My one problem is that i

only know how to to say "hi", "i love you", "yes", "no", "thank you", "you're welcome",

"Do you speak German?", "good-bye", and "good morning/night" in German. That and

curse words can only get you so far...ENOUGH OF THAT XD. This is a little segment of

my life called "What the fu***?!" and I took the random opportunity to do a fun little

rp with a friend. Wait wait wait, there was something i wanted to say so listen up...

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I would like to shout out (though it's a week late) to the Phillipines. I hope things are

looking up now for you all! My heart goes out to everyone! Now I ask for a brief

moment of silence for all the people who lost their lives...

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Thank you. Now presenting, The Adventures of Kitty-san and Wolfie, the abridged

version! If you wish to read more (since this is gonna go on for like, ever), just let me

know and I'll make this an official story! Cheers! :-D Oh yeah, and a thanks to Kay-

Mentrae for being awesome!


Me: lol! SQUIRREL! *runs outside and climbs a tree*

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Kay-Mentrae: Omg! Squirrel! *Runs out and bounces up and down at the tree barking* Squirrel! squirrel! SQUIRREL!

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Me: O.o you're a dog? I'm a kitty! ^.^ *snags squirrel by tail* hisssss! I will take you down squirrel! *throws squirrel to ground for you*

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Kay-Mentrae: Squirrel! *pounces and noms, then sits up and grins, a fuzzy tail sticking out the corner of my mouth* Weph necincy mph ah Wumph ro...

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Me: Wha? I don't understand dog...sorry. XD You saved any squirrel for me? *spots a bunny on the ground* Oh wait, never mind! *leaps down from tree* You're next

bunny! *starts chasing rabbit*

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Kay-Mentrae: Patooi! - *spits out squirrel with a discussed face* Belch! Fire Ball! *sees rabbit and tip happily Joining you in the chase*

Actually, I said Well Necessarily I'm a Wolf tho! But I love Cats, I was raised by cats so I'm pretty much half cat myself XD *leaps at rabbit but misses and instead plies

head first into a tree* Ooph!

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Me: (Ouch! XD)
*unsheathes claws and launches myself at rabbit* HAHAHAHA! DIE BUNNY! You are so totally mine! *pounces and then turns as I hear something heavy hit a tree*

You ok, wolfie? *sinks claws into rabbit*

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Kay-Mentrae: *wobbles back a few steps and shakes my head* Brr! Urf, Yep, I'm fine *grins*

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Me: *rabbit is now officially dead* Wanna piece? Omnomnomnom

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Kay-Mentrae: Yef! Hasenpfeffer! *noms a leg* Grazie!

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Me: Pozhaluysta! *jumps up happily* I'z gonna climb a tree now, kay? *pads over to tree and runs claws down the trunk* hehe, just testing it...yeeaahh...

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Kay-Mentrae: Du Bar! * Charges at the tree and leaps up into it, scrabbling up the

trunk slightly before grabbing a lower branch in my fangs and pulling myself up onto

it* *looks around and wags tail triumphantly* Oh Ya! Check it! I'm up a tree! Take

that's world!

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Me: O.O *knows the apocalypse is coming when canines can climb trees* oh what the

hell! *climbs up tree and perches on branch right above you* OWN XD Iz a kitty so i so

awesome at climbing! *sees bird on tree branch*

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Kay-Mentrae: XD yes.. Don't freak too bad though, I said I was raised around cats!

So climbing trees is something I can do... Albeit poorly *sticks out tongue* heh heh...

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Me: *closes eyes and waves tail happily in air* im debating whether i wanna catch that

bird or nawt...wait a second...*launches self from tree* i kin fly! Iz a flying kitty cat!

*sees ground rushing up at me* aw der'mo...*absorbes impact at last moment*.

Ooooowwwww

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Kay-Mentrae: *Stares Down at You* Dude? You Ok?

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Me: *purrs* I've had better days... *shivers and shakes myself* hehe, that was kind

of fun, maybe I should do it again! *thinks about that for a moment* Aw hell with

it...*climbs up tree and again and launches myself off...again* Woot! Head rush!

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Kay-Mentrae: *Laughs* You are one Crazy Cat XD

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Me: Hellz yes I am! ^.^ Though I recommend not doing it because dog/wolf bodies

aren't meant to absorb the same type of shock as my awesome body can...XD

*goes through process again* EPICNESS! I feels so free!

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Kay-Mentrae: ... *stares down at the ground then at the tree* ...umm... actually... I

think i might be totally stuck... *Grins sheepishly*

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Me: *collapses in fit of laughter* You've...hehe...gotta...oh gawd haha~, climb down

backwards...oh god I gotta take a picture of this and put it on kitty facebook!

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Kay-Mentrae: *frowns* Hey! S'not funny! I'm really stuck! *whimpers and shifts

nervously on the branch looking down* and what do you mean climb backwards?! How

the FrUk can you climb BackWards?!

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Me: (lol FrUk!) *grins but stops laughing* Try gripping the trunk of the tree with your

forepaws and then slide down with you butt facing the ground so you land on

your back paws...that should work. XD maybe next time leave the climbing to the cats

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Kay-Mentrae: ... *pouts* but i like climbing trees tho... *sighs and turns around and

shimmies backwards on the branch* L-like this, right? *Scoots back and grips the

trunk, but suddenly loses my balance and falls backwards with a yelp and a muffled

thud that knocks the wind out of me*

(And Yep, FrUK, Not my favourite pairing, but an actual curse word in my household! I've even caught mom saying it once

XD course when she makes pasta she also Yells when its finished "Girls, come down! I... Made ... PASTA~" With the Italy voice and everything! My moms awesome XD

XD)

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Me: *runs up* dude, you ok? *pokes gently with forepaw*

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Kay-Mentrae: Mmrph... *sits up and grins* heh heh... Ow, ya, I'm alright... Guess I

need to work on getting down from trees huh? *Xp*

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Me: Mrrrrow! *laughs* *flicks tail across my paws* My master likes kitties! Maybe he

likes wolfies too...I'll have to ask him. Maybe he can help you learn how to perfect

your climbing ^.^

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Kay-Mentrae: *stands up and shakes off* Your master? Who's that? *tilts head

curiously* if he can help me clim better, I'm all for it! *grins wolfishly*

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Me: His name's Greece! He's very nice...and yeah, let me go get him! *pads off to find Greece*

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Kay-Mentrae: Oh! Ok then! *sits down happily and waits for her to come back*

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Me: *pads back with Greece* Mrrow! Say hi to Greece! *sit down and purrs proudly*

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Greece: Wait, I was brought out here for a wolf? When you said that a friend had a

climbing issue, I assumed you meant a cat. Oh well, what can I help you with?

*bends down to eye level with you*

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Kay-Mentrae: *wags my tail at the strange by oddly likeable man* hi there! Uhm...

*ducks head and pins back ears in embarrassment* well... I uh-... I have no trouble

getting up, but I usually fall getting back down... Kitty-San said you could help me

learn to climb backwards?

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Me:

Greece: ...hm...yes I suppose there may be a way. if i recall, a wolf's hind legs are

normally stronger than their front legs, so I believe the best method would be to land

on your hind paws-

Me: *purrs* And then distribute the shock to your front legs once your back legs hit

the ground! *grins* I love my master... *circles around Greece, rubbing up against his

legs, purring*

Greece: I love you too, kitty...back on track. try using your strong jaws as an anchor...I

recommend not trying to climb too high, though I will admit...I've never seen a wolf

climb a tree...*sighs, trying to keep himself from falling asleep*

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Kay-Mentrae: *nods listening intently* ok, so... Like this? *turns back to the tree and

crouches like a cat, then springs up and scrambles at the bark a bit untill I

manage to chomp onto a lower branch and pull myself up on to it* *pants* Ok, now what?

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Me:

Greece: zzzz

Me: MEOW! Wake up!

Greece: huh? Oh yeah. To get back down, try gripping the branch in your jaws and using the tree trunk as a climbing wall, find some foot, er, pawholds and grip as

tightly as you can. Then release your hind claws from the tree and jump down, landing on your hind paws and then your forepaws so you absorb...zzzzz

Me: really? I'll join you for a nap later if you wake up now.

Greece: *wakes up* done. Absorb the shock and not worry about breaking any bones.

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Kay-Mentrae: ... *tilts head looking worried* um.. If you say so... *takes a deep breath in, then grabs another branch in my jaws and turns around and slips of of the

branch I'm on and hangs there scrabbling against the tree for foot holds* ... ... ... *scrabbles a bit more, then whimpers*

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Me:

Greece: aw crap...I gotcha! *holds out arms ready to catch if you fall*

Me: *whimpers* be careful! Use your awesome kitty instincts you were taught!

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Kay-Mentrae: *Scrabbles a few more seconds then loses grip on the branch and falls with a yelp right on top of Greece* Ooph!

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Me: *curls up tail in amusement* you and Greece look like a Greece sandwich...*leaps up* kitty pile! XD

Greece: no! *mpffff* valiant effort wolfie...wait no, don't kitty! Oh sh- *gets wind knocked out of him*

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Kay-Mentrae: *stares at Greece and lets out a bark like laugh when kitty jumps on us* ha HA! *rolls over an wiggles wagging my tail*

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Me: kitty is awesome! kitty is awesome! *sings happily* *purrs in amusement*

Greece: oh kitty, i dont think we'll be taking a nap later *falls asleep* zzzzzzzz

Me: oh Greece! ^.^ *gently bats his nose with my paw*

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Kay-Mentrae: *rolls off of Greece and lays at his side starring at him* ...did he totally just fall asleep?! Wow dude... *looks up at kitty* soo.. Now what?

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Me: *purrs in amusement* uh, how about...uh...we go torment some of the other countries? I say we start with America! XD

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Kay-Mentrae: *lets out a soft growl that rumbles like a purr* That, would surly be amusing~ *mimics England's voice Perfectly*

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Me: O.O that was amazing! i'll do Russia's voice! *clears throat* you will become one with kitty, da?

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Kay-Mentrae: *Laughs* Wow! Fantastic! Umm.. *Tilts head and thinks a moment, then suddenly grins* Let go of my Fratello you damn Potato Bastard! *sounds just like Romano*

Me: haha sweet! *narrows eyes thoughtfully* ah ha! ...I'm the awesome Prussia! kesese~! *purrs in amusement* now lets go bag us an American!

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Kay-Mentrae: Alright! *bounces up tail wagging* and we- *suddenly pauses and grins wolfishly* Hey... Why don't we try our new found talents on him?

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Me: O.O thats perfect. ok i be russia and you be britain, then we'll freak him out big time!

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Kay-Mentrae: *wags tails really fast* Gottcha! Ooo this is gonna be fun~

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Me: *uses epic cat powers and runs over to america's house* dude...incognito style. i hide in the tree, you hide under the porch :-D *climbs up tree as America walks outside talking on the phone*

America: for last friggen time, Bush (XD just cuz) im not gonna help u pass any of ur stupid bills in the house! no! oh fudge off!

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Kay-Mentrae: *Ducks under the porch and crouches low as he walks over me* (XD Bush!) *suddenly my eyes widen and I scoot to the edge of the porch where you can see me and start twitching my ears in a sort of an animal version of morse code*

-Hey! Dude, what's the plan?!-

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Me: (lol u should totally just take a minute and reread this whole conversation XD funny enough for me to consider posting!)

*thinks for a moment* -alright, u start- (awesome animal code!) -when hes done on the phone, you should do your best impersonation of England-

America: oh eff you too! *hangs up* dude, never again...*mutters*thank god

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Kay-Mentrae: (Re-reads the entire conversation... Dang, *laughs* the adventures of Kitty-San and Wolfie XD that's awesome! Somehow this this thing turned into its own story! If you'd like to post it I'd love to see everyone's reactions to us Trollin America XD XD, ok... Here goes...)

*Stares up at you a moment then looks down to think and suddenly gets an Ah-Ha look and slightly evil wolfy grin as I scoot back under the porch* *Clears throat and switches to England's Voice just as he gets off the phone*

American? Are you home lad? ...I told you Russia, I don't think he's here... *makes it sound like it's coming from inside the house*

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Me: (XD, if this epic rp ever ends, or even if it doesn't, this is gonna be in like chappies...^.^)

*epic evil grin* *switches to Russia's voice and throws voice to make it sound like it's coming from the roof*

are you certain Britain? I could have sworn I knew he would be here...oh well, let's just drop the fireworks down the chimney now, da? I am sure it will make a beautiful explosion! ^.^

America: uh...who's there? Russia? Iggy? WTH?! Get down off my roof Russia! *grabs a ladder and climbs up to the roof* O.O there's no one here...

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Kay-Mentrae:

*Grins and has to suppress a laugh**Throws voice to sound like its now inside* Come now Russia, The fireworks would be much better off in the gits kitchen, then he won't be able to cook anymore of those bloody burgers he loves so much!

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Me:

America: Don't you dare destroy my kitchen Iggy! *dashes over to door but stops when he hears Russia's voice*

Ok, I'll just climb down the chimney! *mimics sound of a heavy body falling* Owowowow, Britain, I recommend not trying to climb down a chimney...it really hurts *giggles* -this is epic!-

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Kay-Mentrae: *wags tail in agreement* Russia you git! Your going to get yourself stuck! And then where would we be?! Now get out of there and help me light these! *drags my tongue across my teeth and make a hissing sound that sounds like someone trying to light matches*

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Me: -omg that was amazing! next time we go to torture a country, you gotta teach me how to do that! ^.^-

America: Oh good god...what are you guys trying to do to my house!?

*grins evily* But I did not get stuck this time, so I call that a win, da? Coming! *jumps down to the ground on opposite side of tree to mimic a thud, then quickly scrambles back up* Um Britain, I do not think that is where the light goes. Try here! *takes match from Britain and attempts to light the tip (of course it's a fail XD)*

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Kay-Mentrae: *wags tail faster and has to sit on it to keep it from making too much noise* -Oh yes~ my latest master taught me how to do several sound effects ;3 for instance...-

You mean light it here? *makes the hissing light a match sound then bumps head on the porch* Ow! Damn bloody bugger! *leans over and grabs a mouthful of dried leaves and starts chewing on them, making a sound like a fire crackling* Damn! Shit! Russia, I just lit the curtains on fire!

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Me: -XD kitty wants to know!-

America: *eye twitches* ohgawdno...nononononono!

do you think we should tell america that we burned his curtains?

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Kay-Mentrae: *gets off of tail and makes a scrambling panicked sound, like someone trying to put out a fire* N-no! No no... Umm... J-just hide them! Look Russia, maybe this whole plan was bolloxed from the beginning? Perhaps we should just leave?

*glances up at you in your tree* -but not before Russia should leave a surprise hmm? Lets leave him looking for what we did, shall we?- *gives another wolfish grin*

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Me: -i could't agree more XD-

hmm let me try this *rustles the leaves of the tree with my tail then runs my claws down the bark of the tree to create a loud scratching noise* oopsie, it seems that curtains are not supposed to go down the garbage disposal...hahaha.

America: O.O *faints*

XD kitty and Wolfie for the win!


I sincerely hope you enjoyed that. This is only a small portion of it, and depending on feedback i may make this into an actual post! Happy days and stuff to everyone! :-D