Title: In Which the Tennis Boys have…Children?

Summary: In which the tennis boys are…old…and have…children. Now let's find out just what has happened in this time.

Disclaimer: (Wow...I'm suprized nobody noticed I forgot this last chapter. XD) Yes, of course I own TeniPuri. That makes sense. Which is why I don't speak Japanese and can't draw for (spoiled) beans and also why I am female. Yes. Of course. However, I do own the kids. And possibly the plot. Possibly.

A/N: First off last chapters parents:

Kasumi: Marui and Akaya

Araki: Yagyuu and Niou

Saori (hehe, I had to look back to find the other kids names, but not hers): Sanada and Yukimura. Imagining Yukimura as a parent is scary in itself. I get this image of like...a freakishly proud parent no matter what the kid does. It's...creepy...

Genji + Yoshiko: Yanagi, Inui, and Kaidoh. I got people asking me why Yanagi and Kaidoh didn't like each other. First off, both wanted Inui to themselves. Anybody seen the episode with the Yanagi and Inui match? At the end Kaidoh's like...smiling or something. And Yanagi's all like trying to get Inui. But Kaidoh has this "He's mine, bitch" face on. Yeah. Anyways, another reason will be stated in the chapter.

As thanks to:

A Dallop A Daisy (Hehe, the twins in this chapter aren't alike. Hope that'll help.)

Panda (Wheee...thankies for reviewing! -hugs-)

darkdemoncat (Hehe, I've grown attached to MaruiAkaya recently. Before I hadn't even considered it, but the more I think, the more I like it. Anyways, glad you enjoyed it!)

Craziwidder (Whee! Thankies for reviewing!)

Akara (Thanks for reviewing! Hope you enjoy this chapter!)

merissala (Kaidoh...totally. Petshopness. -remembers Kaidoh and Karupin-)

TeNniS-Pride (Thankies for revieing too! Hope you'll enjoy this chapter liek the last one.)

ashwings101 (Thanks for the review. I'll try to stay focused, but it's really hard with a crack fic like this. -.-)

For reviewing the first chapter and a VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO

Ahotep

For reviewing not only the first chapter of this story, but also my YouheiKajimoto fic which so far only I and my friend have reviewed (Yes, I was desperate enough to review my own story.) Thank you SOO much. I think I'll continue the Kajimoto fic, just because you reviewed it. -hugs-

Warning: Shounan-ai/Yaoi/BL/Whatever-you-call-it. And the future of Seigaku in this chapter (which is a warning in itself). Oh, and like…dialog/play form for most of it. Meh…sorry about that, but it worked best like that for me.


12:13 P.M. at Seishun Gakuen Elementary School

The sprinkling rain had just turned into a nasty-looking storm as Mrs. Kawamura motioned for her fourth-grade class to sit down. However, being the rambunctions class they were they barley heard her, and therefore paid her no attention. Until she called her hustband, who, after picking up the phone yelled "OIOIOI!!! YOU KIDS GO NOT!!! WEEKLY SHARING TIME!!! (A/N: Yes, they still have sharing time) OI! PARENTS JOBS!!! NOW!!!" After that, he was put on speaker phone, so as not to scare away as many customers as the day before. So, the class quieted down and sharing time began.

Mrs. Kawamura: …Anou…well…

Beriko (female): Excuse me, but doesn't Mr. Kawamura kill fish? That's cruel. My father owns a pet shop and he sells them as pets, not food. And my other fathers promised him tha-

Chishou (male): Pftt, you have two fathers too? Are they as stupid as mine?

Beriko: Actually, I have three, only really know two, and no, they're great. Anyways, my other father do lab stuffs and they promised to him that they wouldn't test things on animals. But then one of them did anyways, so I don't see him. I don't really see my younger brother and sister either.

Chishou: Pftt. Atleast your not ignored. My tow idiot dads pay not attention to me. And one of them eats EVERYTHING! We never have anything at home. Almost half of the time I come home they're making out. It's gross. And someti-

A loud noise was suddenly heard, and everybody turned around to see Taiji. He had the desk fall on him for the…6th time that day. But he wasn't complaining, his twin, Hirori, wasn't going to tell their fussy mo- dad.

Taiji (male)(older twin): Look at it this way. Your mo- dad doesn't constantly carry Band-Aids with him, because he's worried you'll trip.

Motoka (female): Any parent in their right-mind would carry a full First-Aid kit with them if they had you as a child.

Hirari (female)(younger twin): He only does that her, because dad'll be all over him at home. I swear, he thinks the house is gonna catch fire in the middle of a rain storm.

Taiji: Yeah, but atleast he's not over you as much. (evil glare towards Hirari.)

Hirari: That's only because out other dad lets me do this (does a back flip, making everybody clap except Chishou).

Chishou: Pfft…nothing special about that.

Hirari: Fine then, let's see you try it.

Chishou: (attempts back flip and fails, miserably. Class starts laughing. Chishou growls at the class and they all begin to fight).

"I hate…"

"...can you just…"

"No!"

"Ah!"

"I though I said…"

"OW! MY FACE!!!"

Motoka: QUIET! Or you'll all have wasabi in your lunch today. (smiles).


Meh...I sorry it's so short. SORRY!!! I'll try to make the next one longer. I find it really hard to write Seigaku though. Not really sure why...

Anyways, please review. You'll be awesome forever and ever. Really. And if you review I have a better chance of reading your fics! (Because I look at everybody who revieweds profile.) When you review (because I KNOW you will) please include who you think has what parents.

Oh, and kinda weird, but I have decided that Mrs. Kawamura is...SAKUNO!!! If you think about it, when Taka-san's not in BURNING mode, they're really quite a bit alike. At least...I think so. Actually, the teacher started out as just Sakuno but I was like "Hm...I feel bad for not putting Taka-san in" so he found himself in there anyways.